But why? Why do they still call me a warlord? And mad? All I want to do is to create the perfect genetic soldier. Not for power, not for evil, but for good. Sandy and Martha shall be the first of many who shall march out of my laboratory and crush every adversary, every creed, every nation! Until the world is in the loving grip of the Pax Bisonica. And peace will reign and all humanity shall bow to me in humble gratitude. And then we’ll all play Street Fighter V. I call dibs on M Bison!
Fittingly revealed on a…Tuesday, Street Fighter V is about to get psycho with one of its signature characters. Here’s the Shadaloo boss, in all his glory as Charlie Nash was clearly expecting to fight a madman and instead found himself going toe to toe….with a gawd. IGN has the video:
It looks like some trademark Bison power in the video above. The madman has all his regular moves that dish out tons of damage with attacks such as Psycho crusher and that blasted teleport, as well as a few new tricks up his sleeve. Psycho projectile power? Damn Bison, you done got an upgrade. Bison also appears to open up players for massive juggle opportunities, to inflict even more ridiculous and damaging combos.
Visually, Bison has changed. He’s changed man. He’s clearly gotten older, and he’s swapped the trademark cape for a cool new trenchcoat. Which all lends credence to the theory that Street Fighter V takes place after the events of Street Fighter III. It’s a horribly confusing timeline, yo. The game is out….eventually. When it comes to Street Fighter games, I’m already readying myself for any potential delays. Because balancing takes time.
Still, this bit of footage has made me a happy man. Next, it’ll make me a dead man if I have to fight Geoff.
Last Updated: May 20, 2015
Gavin Mannion
May 20, 2015 at 08:09
After MKX I can’t see Street Fighter as anything more than a kids game
Thinus Swart
May 20, 2015 at 08:10
Seriously, this debate again? 😛
Dutch-Trevor Matrix
May 20, 2015 at 08:11
Is it debate if it is the truth?
Thinus Swart
May 20, 2015 at 08:12
AARRGHH!
Dutch-Trevor Matrix
May 20, 2015 at 08:12
I have to agree. The animation, the characters all scream 1990’s Kids cartoon.
Thinus Swart
May 20, 2015 at 08:13
Again, comparing graphic quality to actual gameplay mechanics (of which MKX barely has any) is the wrong way to go about things 🙂
Dutch-Trevor Matrix
May 20, 2015 at 08:14
Sweet Lords Above! I am trying to be nice today. I did not say PLAY like a kids game. It LOOKS like a kids game
Lord Chaos
May 20, 2015 at 08:18
You? Nice? This should be interesting.
*Grabs popcorn
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2015 at 08:20
Nice like a lemon is sweet?
Dutch-Trevor Matrix
May 20, 2015 at 08:23
Oh no. In honor of Captain Kathryn Janeway’s birthday, I told myself to be nice to all you good people. And only mean when someone deserves it.
RinceTriss
May 20, 2015 at 10:13
Didn’t you call someone a wanker earlier because they said they can see a use for Kinect? 0_O
Thinus Swart
May 20, 2015 at 09:25
Kinda what I was saying… don’t look at graphics. MKX is shallow compared to SF.
And I’m going to reiterate and post this again (as I have elsewhere on these discussions. MKX will never have an EVO Moment #37!
Geoffrey Tim
May 20, 2015 at 08:14
Funny. I see MKX, with its childish, over the top violence as something that appeals more to the pre-pubescent. SF is far deeper, requires far more skill to play and is just a better fighting game.
Thinus Swart
May 20, 2015 at 08:16
This ^ !
Dutch-Trevor Matrix
May 20, 2015 at 08:17
But the ultimate question: Does Street Fighter have Ninjas??
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2015 at 08:20
Yes, there’s Ibuki, Guy, Vega and Geki.
Dutch-Trevor Matrix
May 20, 2015 at 08:22
Guy? From Final Fight? He wasn’t billed as a ninja! And Vega? That sexually confused Spanish dude? Him? A Ninja? Riiigggghhhtttt…
If mask makes Ninja, I was a Ninja at age 7…
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2015 at 08:26
Read their bios if you want to know more.
Dutch-Trevor Matrix
May 20, 2015 at 08:28
Well, just because it says so in the Bio does not make it so! OK fine! They might be Ninja, but they are not Scorpion and Sub Zero cool!
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2015 at 08:28
Totally
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2015 at 08:18
The X-ray moves are funny the first few times, but they need to make it shorter or have a skip option.
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2015 at 08:15
After MKX I long for MK9
CuddlesaurusRex
May 20, 2015 at 08:22
Glad I am not the only one who feels like that.
Hendrik
May 20, 2015 at 09:45
Really? Is MK9 better than MKX?
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2015 at 09:58
In my opinion yes
kuuu(UMAR)rrrr
May 20, 2015 at 08:27
MK is probably the most childish fighter of them all. Casual and simple.
Dutch-Trevor Matrix
May 20, 2015 at 08:28
Says the guy most likely to cry watching Dragonball Z…
kuuu(UMAR)rrrr
May 20, 2015 at 08:32
You shut your mouth. Goku dying for the tenth time was heartbreaking okay!!
Dutch-Trevor Matrix
May 20, 2015 at 08:34
There there… I am sure it was bad…
I weep every time I hear Dragonball Z is still a thing…
kuuu(UMAR)rrrr
May 20, 2015 at 08:35
$$$$DBZ4Lyf!$$$$
Dutch-Trevor Matrix
May 20, 2015 at 08:35
I’d rather play with my Dragonballs…
kuuu(UMAR)rrrr
May 20, 2015 at 08:37
…..Me too lol
Dutch-Trevor Matrix
May 20, 2015 at 08:38
Dude! No! I don’t let just ANYONE play with my Dragonballs!!!!!
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2015 at 09:11
But we can get a wish
Blood Emperor Trevor
May 20, 2015 at 08:58
Did he at least get a free coffee with his 10th death?
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2015 at 09:10
He got his afterlife book stamped.
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2015 at 09:10
Krilin dying is DBZ comedy
Tbone187
May 20, 2015 at 11:41
That title belongs to Killer Instinct guy.
Admiral Chief
May 20, 2015 at 08:45
^This guy
RinceTriss
May 20, 2015 at 10:12
troll is a troll.
Tbone187
May 20, 2015 at 11:40
Kids are very advanced these days.
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2015 at 08:14
psykooooooo krusher! also dat Colgate smile
Kromas,powered by windows 10.
May 20, 2015 at 08:27
I would rather play Dead State.
Blood Emperor Trevor
May 20, 2015 at 08:50
Sandy & Martha are your genetically engineered super soldiers? And here I thought laughter was the best medicine, not something that killed you. ;P
RinceTriss
May 20, 2015 at 10:14
Don’t be mean! You monster!
CuddlesaurusRex
May 20, 2015 at 08:59
Random question… My younger brother is really keen to get into esports, namely COD, his only platform at the moment is PS4. Can anyone give some advice as to how one would get into it?
Admiral Chief's Adventure
May 20, 2015 at 09:02
1. Stop playing CoD
2. Win at life
xD
I think Matty would be able to answer that best, my guess is to sign up for the DoGaming league
CuddlesaurusRex
May 20, 2015 at 09:06
hahaha. He really digs it, it keeps him out of trouble and he is actually pretty good at it so I don’t give him too hard a time about it ;). Thank you kindly. Hopefully once he has his foot in the door he will move onto something else.
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
May 20, 2015 at 09:12
The Admiral has taken his first few steps as Geralt of Rivia, armed with his cunning Witcher sense and an urge to slay monsters, he faces interaction with the local populace… Giving them expert advice as to what direction would best fit their end goal… This is the story of the Admirals’ adventure…
*Side note: How awesome is the Witcher 3!? By all things holy…
Admiral Chief's Adventure
May 20, 2015 at 09:34
I shall know tonight. I did something very responsible and finished DX HR DC before starting a new game
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
May 20, 2015 at 09:41
Aaah, ok, well, I have to say…I am impressed… It is quite taxing on anything with the letters G P and U in it…and when I say quite, I actually mean that it does the dirty with it, all over the floor….
Admiral Chief's Adventure
May 20, 2015 at 09:46
What card do you have?
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
May 20, 2015 at 09:52
I have a GTX 970, I get a few frame drops here and there, but that nVidia Hairworks makes everything bleed, from my eyes to my PCs case…It’s quite taxing, also, if you can, the AO stuff can be skipped to give a performance boost and shadows really don’t have to be set to it’s MAXIMUM setting, it saves a little bit of resources… And I now sound like a nagging idiot, but believe me, rather set things to high if the frame rate drops become a little annoying….
CuddlesaurusRex
May 20, 2015 at 09:12
Oh and apparantly he has looked into the DoGaming league but cant find anything related to PS4, it seems thats its more focused on the PC and Xbox side of things.
Christopher Adams
May 20, 2015 at 09:26
With Yahoo Faceboo twitter and lazygamer **** ………. ————-Join Free
RinceTriss
May 20, 2015 at 10:12
Trench coat. How hipster…
PoisonedBelial
May 20, 2015 at 10:27
How I long for Street Fighter to go back to the good old arcade looking graphics…