Get your hands on these balls before Pokemon X and Y arrives

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Guys, I want to be the best. The very best. Like no one ever was. To that point, I’ve trained my cat to use a rather super effective scratch attack. As well as lick, purr and sleep for when she needs to regenerate health. Now to shove her into one of these fancy balls.

For around $100 – $150 a pop, you can be the proud owner if a Pokeball replica from PTX. And hot damn, they look classy. Each ball has light-up effects, and can be customised to be as clean as a whistle or battle-worn if you want all the ladies to know about how you spent six months in the safari zone tracking down wild and dangerous Clefairies.

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Only classic, premier and ultra balls are available right now, but luxury and master balls are on the way. Which means that for once, asking ladies if they want to see my balls won’t result in me getting face-slapped when I can finally produce the goods.

Last Updated: August 16, 2013

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