What a match made in heaven, the only aussie writer on Lazygamer reviewing a game where you play as an insane goat.

So lets get right to it. Is Goat Simulator a must buy? No, but if you want a game where you play as a goat wreaking havoc on a town with exclusively hilarious results, read on.

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Ok, so, you’re a goat, in a town turned playground for havoc. That’s about it. You control the titular goat with a familiar WASD and mouse setup. Left click rams things, holding right click while jumping allows for tricks to be pulled off in the air like some bizarre Tony Hawk rip off. The E button is used for licking things which then sticks to your tongue so you can drag the object, or be dragged yourself. The controls are actually quite fluent, while still allowing for a level of random physics spasms.

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The main game consists of completing challenges related to score, finding and breaking things, or completing certain tricks. The final challenge is to explore the map to collect all 27 goat trophies to unlock goat variants called ‘mutators’, which can drastically alter how broken your goat is. 

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This is a good looking game. Some of the breakable objects look slapped together, but for the most part it has that familiar Unreal engine gleam to it. Don’t be surprised when you find yourself rather immersed in Goat Simulator. The physics engine is really fun to mess around with. Watching people ragdoll into the distance as you blow up a tanker and a gas station with your face, while bits of shrapnel and other broken objects spray everywhere is definitely an impressive sight. The slow motion button is a must with huge Michael Bay explosions.

I wasn’t completely sold on the music at first. It’s a strange distorted melody that gets stranger the higher score combo you get, which fits the style of the game. The good news is that after a while it’s insanely catchy and will no doubt be an earworm for a very long time afterwards.

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Goat Simulator is a game that embraces its faults a lot more than most. There are bugs absolutely everywhere, which results in some very strange interactions. It’s not fundamentally broken, but it’s easy to glitch out of the map without really trying. The only way these interactions negatively affect the game is the score quests, where it’s rather easy to get the score targets to complete the quest. It’s a feature of the game more than it is a problem.

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As far as the main  game goes, it took me about 6 hours to complete with dicking around in between. A lot of that time was looking for collectables, which for some reason I felt compelled to do. It promotes exploration of the map, which has a lot to do, and most of it is tucked away just waiting for you to derp into it.

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Unfortunately, the map starts to feel rather small after you’ve explored it all. In the distance you see skyscrapers and other regions and you wish you could go and smash stuff over there. But what you do get to play around in is crammed full of references and nice touches that I think people will appreciate.

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Then there’s the Steam Workshop stuff. There’s not much on there right now, but considering the stuff on there already, I hope people take it to stupid crazy Trials Evolution levels where the best and most creative content is user made. Or like Portal 2, where the user created puzzles add so much more gameplay. I think the developers are relying on Steam Workshop to carry their game forward. It’s a capable engine and I can’t wait to see what they come up with, but for now, it’s rather bare.

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One glaring problem I see is the lack of multiplayer. The best part about Amazing Frog on Ouya ( a similar game with frogs) is its local multiplayer madness. Had that actually been a thing, I wouldn’t have put down Goat Simulator so soon after finishing it.

Last Updated: April 1, 2014

Goat Simulator
Exploring the world and causing trouble was really satisfying, but the appeal disappears as soon as you realise there is only one map. Hopefully Steam Workshop expands on the ideas here, otherwise it may not have much lasting appeal. A multiplayer mod is a must for the future of Goat Simulator!
7.0
Goat Simulator was reviewed on PC
62 / 100

29 Comments

  1. I can honestly say I will never play this. I don’t care if I somehow manage to get it for free.

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    • Mike hock

      April 3, 2014 at 10:08

      Thanks for your pointless two cents.

      Reply

  2. Admiral Chief Railjack

    April 1, 2014 at 13:14

    Hmmm, that ritual thing, ummmm, how about NO

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  3. Admiral Chief Railjack

    April 1, 2014 at 13:14

    • Gr8_Balls_o_Fire

      April 1, 2014 at 13:29

      That is so GTA

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    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

      April 1, 2014 at 13:45

      Ragdoll physics need some work there

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    • VampyreSquirrel

      April 1, 2014 at 13:47

      Man that physics is terrible!

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    • DBL_ZA

      April 1, 2014 at 14:59

      • Admiral Chief Railjack

        April 1, 2014 at 15:01

        Needs moar cowbell

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    • oVg deprived

      April 1, 2014 at 15:17

      bwahahahaha

      Reply

  4. UltimateNinjaPandaDudeGuy

    April 1, 2014 at 13:15

    If I got the on a really good special or free I would definitely try it! It looks HILARIOUS! xD

    That ritual part! lol!

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  5. Gr8_Balls_o_Fire

    April 1, 2014 at 13:21

    Titular.. Hehe

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  6. Rince

    April 1, 2014 at 13:24

    Crammed full of references to what? Animal Farm? Would probably mess about with this at a mate but not something I would pay for.

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    • Ohh Noo!!

      April 8, 2014 at 15:37

      got to kickass.to and download it free……

      Reply

  7. Unavengedavo

    April 1, 2014 at 13:31

    Will there be a sheep mod?

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    • oVg Errorist

      April 1, 2014 at 15:34

      Only for the Australian localisation.

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      • Goat

        April 6, 2014 at 23:53

        I’m 12 would I be able to play it?

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  8. Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

    April 1, 2014 at 13:44

    “wreaking havoc” not wrecking havoc. Just saying 😛

    Either way, the review made me lol and actually makes me wana get the game…. Does that make me a weird human being?

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    • El Capitan del Blade

      April 1, 2014 at 14:03

      It’s a pun, because you Wreck the Havok physics engine….

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      • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

        April 1, 2014 at 14:37

        ah well done

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  9. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    April 1, 2014 at 13:57

    Goat Simulator > Titanhype

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  10. Gareth L (That eXCheez Guy)

    April 1, 2014 at 14:03

    I’m so getting this at the next Steam sale! It’s Tony Hawk’s Pro Goat, on steroids!

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    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      April 1, 2014 at 14:05

      Same here! This is GOTY material! GOAT OF THE YEAR BABY!

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  11. oVg deprived

    April 1, 2014 at 15:17

    The goats on you.

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    • oVg deprived

      April 1, 2014 at 15:17

      Just kidding.

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  12. Rachel

    April 1, 2014 at 15:41

    There’s a lot more to this game than you think.
    http://rachelhorvath.com/2014/03/31/goatsimulator/

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  13. Guest

    April 2, 2014 at 04:13

    Just look at the steam reviews for this game. I have yet to find a thumb down. You can go through pages and pages and pages of reviews and not find a single thumb down.

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    • Stephen Snook

      April 2, 2014 at 04:33

      The reception has been more positive than I thought.

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  14. Admiral Chief Railjack

    April 2, 2014 at 09:58

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