Mario

Here at Lazygamer, we do important work. Dick jokes don’t write themselves, and photoshopping all manner of horrors into our articles takes time. And the second that Gavin turns his back, we proceed to goof off like a pro-crastinator. Right now, Super Mario Bros is once again consuming us.

Behold Full Screen Mario, an HTML 5 creation from Josh Goldberg that has the entire game up for play on your browser mah Bowser. More than just a port, the game also lets you skip to certain levels, or even take a chance in a randomly generated stage if you’re up to the stage.

Use the Chrome browser if you can for optimum shroom-bouncing, or you’ll get told that your princess is in another web service. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to pretend that I’m doing work.

Doo-doo-doo-doo-do! Doo-do-do-do-dooo-do-doododododoooo!

Last Updated: October 16, 2013

1.1
was reviewed on PC

94 Comments

  1. Shrooooom time.

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    • kellysmith1225

      October 21, 2013 at 20:06

      If you understand what you’re doing, you’re are intelligent.
      Then don’t waste time and move to… bay35.com

      Reply

  2. Fnuik

    October 16, 2013 at 14:35

    Noooooooooo! I just got myself to quit cookie clicker this morning

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  3. HeniQpotter

    October 16, 2013 at 14:37

    nice and responsive, got one on my WP and its a bit laggy.

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  4. TiMsTeR1033

    October 16, 2013 at 14:38

    Such a great way to help us all at work!

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    • NecroRince

      October 16, 2013 at 15:26

      Tell me about it, it’s bad enough having Brenda to rip into, now Mario to play too?! 0-O

      Reply

  5. Vampyre Squirrel

    October 16, 2013 at 14:48

    So evil posting this…

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  6. Admiral Chief Ninja

    October 16, 2013 at 14:49

    O_O
    MEATSPIN??????

    O_O

    O_O

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    • Her Highness the Hipster

      October 16, 2013 at 14:51

      it’s hypnotic 😉

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      • Otto_ki

        October 16, 2013 at 14:58

        I hope you are not talking about what I think your talking about…

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        • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

          October 16, 2013 at 15:00

          Wait.. what are we talking about… Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh! o_O

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          • Otto_ki

            October 16, 2013 at 15:01

            DON’T CLICK THE LINK! your banana eyes were never ment to see this!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 16, 2013 at 15:08

            Seriously man…. I still feel sick!

      • TiMsTeR1033

        October 16, 2013 at 15:08

        You enjoyed seeing that?

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        • Her Highness the Hipster

          October 16, 2013 at 15:22

          it’s like a car wreck – can’t look away!

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          • Weanerdog

            October 16, 2013 at 15:24

            Funny, I had no problems looking away quickly.

  7. $iCK-BOy

    October 16, 2013 at 14:50

    Hahahah, I just glanced across and saw Meatspin.com XD

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    • Gavin Mannion

      October 16, 2013 at 14:51

      Don’t click that link…

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      • $iCK-BOy

        October 16, 2013 at 14:53

        I didn’t even see that it hyperlinked it!! Yes….don’t click that link :/

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      • Spathi

        October 16, 2013 at 14:54

        Challenge accepted!!!

        Edit: Oh fuck no!!! Why didn’t I listen!!!

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        • Its Just a Ride

          October 16, 2013 at 14:54

          Its a trap!!!!!

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        • Weanerdog

          October 16, 2013 at 14:55

          So Spathi how did that go for you

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          • Spathi

            October 16, 2013 at 14:56

            Oh my soul that wasn’t cool…really could use good eye bleach right now, or one of those things they used in Men in Black. Maybe a Jedi could help me out. PLEASE!!

          • Admiral Chief Ninja

            October 16, 2013 at 14:56

            HAHAHAHAHA

          • That Happy Twit

            October 16, 2013 at 15:18

            That link broken my Wednesday. :<

          • Otto_ki

            October 16, 2013 at 15:23

            Wednesday is broken by default 🙂

          • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

            October 16, 2013 at 15:19

            Here you go…

        • Her Highness the Hipster

          October 16, 2013 at 14:56

          did you get the pop up? i did….

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          • Spathi

            October 16, 2013 at 14:57

            NOTHING popped up on my side…

          • John's digital rights

            October 16, 2013 at 14:57

            Really? Wow. Your girlfriend must really have a tough time with you.

          • Spathi

            October 16, 2013 at 14:58

            Not sure you saw the same stuff as me…and I’m not willing to describe it to you! Really trying to forget it…

          • John's digital rights

            October 16, 2013 at 15:03

            Hehe. Oh. I didn’t see anything. I was spared…I feel like more than my soul was spared…

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 16, 2013 at 15:04

            Glad yours was! I am not the same anymore! That shit is sicking!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 16, 2013 at 15:04

            *Sickening

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 16, 2013 at 15:05

            That is how sick I felt! I can’t even spell properly!

          • John's digital rights

            October 16, 2013 at 15:17

            You get sick often?

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 16, 2013 at 15:21

            Yeah…

          • Skyblue

            October 16, 2013 at 15:30

            There is always lemontree…

          • Skyblue

            October 16, 2013 at 15:35

            No wait, not lemontree. It was mylazysundays. Worse I tell you.

          • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

            October 16, 2013 at 15:14

            Is it worse than Little Baby Ice Cream?

        • HvR

          October 16, 2013 at 15:32

          THE GIRLS NEVER CAME THE GIRLS NEVER CAME!!!!!!!

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          • Admiral Chief Ninja

            October 16, 2013 at 15:32

            1 cup?

      • John's digital rights

        October 16, 2013 at 14:55

        “Blocked as it falls under Pornography”
        I would like to thank this company for protecting me from embarrassing moments should someone have seen it on my screen.

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        • Admiral Chief Ninja

          October 16, 2013 at 14:56

          XD

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        • Skyblue

          October 16, 2013 at 15:29

          Just be thankful that your eyes were saved, bugger your co-workers (that may not have come out right).

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      • $iCK-BOy

        October 16, 2013 at 14:57

        I have removed accidental link….We’ve lost too many people as it is 🙁

        – in memory of Spathi –

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    • Admiral Chief Ninja

      October 16, 2013 at 14:51

      Same here dude, O_O

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      • TiMsTeR1033

        October 16, 2013 at 15:02

        I seriously fuckin hate you right now!!

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        • Otto_ki

          October 16, 2013 at 15:04

          The worst thing is that song is then stuck in your head… o_O

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          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 16, 2013 at 15:07

            There was a song! Good lord how long you stare at that for! 0_0

          • Otto_ki

            October 16, 2013 at 15:10

            Ok full story, im now at work and usually stream tuks or 5fm so sound is on rather loud. Clicked the link and said WTF too loud and panicked and then obviously everyone around me wanted to know what the hell happened…so I had too show them and im pretty sure everyone here laughed at me till the counter hit about 42 spins.

            And yes there is a song…

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 16, 2013 at 15:14

            hahahaha You dumbass!

          • Otto_ki

            October 16, 2013 at 15:19

            Mostly family business anyway, so no harm done 😛 had a good laugh though.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 16, 2013 at 15:20

            You lucky!

          • Weanerdog

            October 16, 2013 at 15:17

            Always have alt F4 ready!!!

            Edit: 42 ins’t that the answer to the meaning of life?

          • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

            October 16, 2013 at 15:55

            Yes, I believe it was this one…

        • Admiral Chief Ninja

          October 16, 2013 at 15:13

          Why me? Darryn trolled you.

          Luckily I knew about the meatspin, and knew NOT TO EVER CLICK THERE

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          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 16, 2013 at 15:14

            I’m sorry man, I don’t hate you!

          • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

            October 16, 2013 at 15:15

            Do not click any suspicious link that Brenda provides you!

  8. John's digital rights

    October 16, 2013 at 14:53

    Oh great. Who needs LG now to distract me?
    *covers head in anticipation of artillery fire*
    JK

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  9. Weanerdog

    October 16, 2013 at 14:54

    Brenda!!!!!! NO!!!!

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  10. Martin du preez

    October 16, 2013 at 14:55

    GODDAMMIT DARRYN

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  11. Alien Emperor Trevor

    October 16, 2013 at 14:56

    “up to the challenge.”

    Reply

  12. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    October 16, 2013 at 14:59

    Brenda what have you done?

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    • NecroRince

      October 16, 2013 at 15:22

      Singled handedly brought the GDP down to its knees is what she’s done…

      Reply

  13. TiMsTeR1033

    October 16, 2013 at 15:01

    Needs Chrome, DAMMIT!!

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    • John's digital rights

      October 16, 2013 at 15:13

      Works fine on Firefox

      Reply

      • TiMsTeR1033

        October 16, 2013 at 15:15

        i have fire fox!

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  14. That Happy Twit

    October 16, 2013 at 15:08

    YAY! Now i can stop playing Cookie Clicker!

    Reply

  15. Charles Du Plessis

    October 16, 2013 at 15:09

    Mother of…

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  16. Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

    October 16, 2013 at 15:10

    Lol, I just came over my cookie clicker addiction! And awesome troll there with meatspin 😛

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    • That Happy Twit

      October 16, 2013 at 15:10

      Agreed.

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    • Admiral Chief Ninja

      October 16, 2013 at 15:14

      You “came” over your cookie?

      ???????????

      O_O

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      • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

        October 16, 2013 at 15:17

        Yes, it’s a fun game… You and some of your friends fap and jiz over a cookie. The lats one to finish eats it.

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        • Weanerdog

          October 16, 2013 at 15:22

          You really like meatspin don’t you.

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          • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

            October 16, 2013 at 15:23

            I didn’t click the link… I Googled what it was and judging by the reactions, I am glad I didn’t

        • HvR

          October 16, 2013 at 15:27

          Only the Baker’s man can!!!

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        • Admiral Chief Ninja

          October 16, 2013 at 15:31

          So you do this while watching meatspin?

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          • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

            October 16, 2013 at 15:45

            Nope, I am more of a 2 girls 1 cup kind of guy…

          • Skyblue

            October 16, 2013 at 16:11

            I just spat out a mouthful of water u bastard!! mylazysundays is also… different…

      • Splunken Gobblesmack

        October 17, 2013 at 10:08

        Soggy biscuit!

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    • Otto_ki

      October 16, 2013 at 15:14

      That probably sounded better in your head…

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      • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

        October 16, 2013 at 15:20

        Only realised my mistake after I clicked post… Just figured I would roll with it if anyone points it out 😛

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        • Otto_ki

          October 16, 2013 at 15:21

          Smooth XD

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  17. John's digital rights

    October 16, 2013 at 15:17

    I’m working through Christmas. This will come in handy…

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    • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

      October 16, 2013 at 15:18

      What? Meatspin or Mario?

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      • John's digital rights

        October 16, 2013 at 15:19

        Mario.
        Definitely Mario.
        Wait….
        Yes. Definitely Mario.

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        • NecroRince

          October 16, 2013 at 15:21

          0-O

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          • John's digital rights

            October 16, 2013 at 15:28

            I didn’t look at meatspin. Have no idea what it is, judging by everyone’s reactions though, I’m glad I didn’t.

  18. NecroRince

    October 16, 2013 at 15:21

    WINNER!

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  19. NecroRince

    October 16, 2013 at 15:24

    There goes the neighbourhood, and by neighbourhood I mean SA…

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  20. Ultimo_Cleric N7

    October 16, 2013 at 15:26

    I have been so productive at work today…
    AAAAAANNNND ITS GONE…….

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  21. Marcus

    October 16, 2013 at 16:16

    Hmmm…. Seems like this is a cleaver way to rotate unemployed people with working folk. The trick is not to get invo… FIREBALLS!!!

    Reply

  22. Johan Fourie

    October 16, 2013 at 16:22

    A winrar is u.

    Reply

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