Here at Lazygamer, we do important work. Dick jokes don’t write themselves, and photoshopping all manner of horrors into our articles takes time. And the second that Gavin turns his back, we proceed to goof off like a pro-crastinator. Right now, Super Mario Bros is once again consuming us.

Behold Full Screen Mario, an HTML 5 creation from Josh Goldberg that has the entire game up for play on your browser mah Bowser. More than just a port, the game also lets you skip to certain levels, or even take a chance in a randomly generated stage if you’re up to the stage.

Use the Chrome browser if you can for optimum shroom-bouncing, or you’ll get told that your princess is in another web service. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to pretend that I’m doing work.

Doo-doo-doo-doo-do! Doo-do-do-do-dooo-do-doododododoooo!

Last Updated: October 16, 2013

was reviewed on PC

Darryn Bonthuys

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