Are you one of the six people on the planet who still haven’t played Grand Theft Auto IV? Perhaps you played GTA IV but neither of the two new chapters? Does your lack of GTA IV experience leave you with feelings of inadequacy and/or a lowered libido? Well friend, help is at hand.
Amazon.com has just put up pre-orders for Grand Theft Auto IV: The Complete Edition on Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3. For those who need it spelt out, the game will include the original Grand Theft Auto IV (a tale of love, romance and friendship set in contemporary Liberty City) as well as The Lost and Damned (the heart-warming coming of age story of a loveable gang of ruffian bikers) and The Ballad of Gay Tony (I have no ironic description for this one because I haven’t played it).
There’s box art too! But I’m using it to goad you into clicking the link to read more. How cunning.
Alright so the box art isn’t exactly Earth-shatteringly awesome, but it gets the job done. Amazon has the release date pegged as 26 October 2010 and both versions will go for $40 (expect it to be around R300). No mention of a PC edition though, but I bet PC gamers can look forward to a substandard, buggy version of The Complete Edition in about two years time.
Last Updated: October 5, 2010