Last week, we ran a competition to win a sexy limited edition of Halo Reach. Like a women with questionable morals, entry was easy. all you had to do was caption a silly Halo Reach screenshot.
We received a couple of hundred entries; many of them related to a certain incident involving my genitalia. It’s also terrible how many of you have no idea what â€œeruditeâ€ means. Hit the jump, see if you’ve won – and have a look at some of the entries that made me chuckle.
Motheo Moleko : What?! They’re giving up on us to go work for Bobby Kotick?! SMH.
Sihle Mtshali : "No Jacob!!! The shower won’t work!"
Ndibu : Aaaaah gees! How am I supposed to know what erudite means??!
Ross Kirchner : Aaah my eye it burns, you’re not supposed to use a real teabag you douche
Marc Luck Seriously guys … those pink shards … they get yoo *SO* wasted
Gavin Mannion : Oh god who let Geoff do the ION again?
Those were my favourites, but ultimately – after much, much deliberation – settled on this entry from Mohamed Reza Fakie :
"When they said this mission required expert driving skills in the warthog I didn’t expect to be Bobby Kotick’s chauffeur. Where’s a covenant invasion when you need it?"
Send your delivery details through to firstname.lastname@example.org and we’ll get that delivered to you.
Last Updated: November 1, 2010
November 1, 2010 at 11:38
Aw I so wanted to win… hey at least I got a mention
November 1, 2010 at 11:39
Pity I never won this, thanks for the mention anyway
Bobby Kotick for Dummies
November 1, 2010 at 11:46
Motheo Moleko : What?! Theyâ€™re giving up on us to go work for Bobby Kotick?! SMH.
hahahaha that made me chuckle!
November 1, 2010 at 11:52
what does smh stand for?
November 1, 2010 at 12:00
“Shaking My Head,” denoting the action used when something is so stupid that mere words don’t suffice.
November 2, 2010 at 10:27