Halo Reach competition Winner Announced

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Last week, we ran a competition to win a sexy limited edition of Halo Reach. Like a women with questionable morals, entry was easy. all you had to do was caption a silly Halo Reach screenshot.

We received a couple of hundred entries; many of them related to a certain incident involving my genitalia. It’s also terrible how many of you have no idea what “erudite” means. Hit the jump, see if you’ve won – and have a look at some of the entries that made me chuckle.

Win The Halo Reach limited Edition with Lazygamer and Microsoft! HaloReachCaption   Lazygamer

Motheo Moleko : What?! They’re giving up on us to go work for Bobby Kotick?! SMH.
Sihle Mtshali : "No Jacob!!! The shower won’t work!"
Ndibu : Aaaaah gees! How am I supposed to know what erudite means??!
Ross Kirchner : Aaah my eye it burns, you’re not supposed to use a real teabag you douche
Marc Luck Seriously guys … those pink shards … they get yoo *SO* wasted
Gavin Mannion : Oh god who let Geoff do the ION again?

Those were my favourites, but ultimately – after much, much deliberation – settled on this entry from Mohamed Reza Fakie :

"When they said this mission required expert driving skills in the warthog I didn’t expect to be Bobby Kotick’s chauffeur. Where’s a covenant invasion when you need it?"

Send your delivery details through to [email protected] and we’ll get that delivered to you.

Last Updated: November 1, 2010

Geoffrey Tim

Editor. I'm old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time - they were capable of being masterpieces. I'm here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.

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