Hey look, penis physics!

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Too often we talk about games having superfluous, completely unnecessary and wholly sexist boob-jiggling physics – so it’s refreshing to finally, finally be able to speak about one that has penis physics. For too long there’s been a complete lack of objectification of the male form in videogames but finally, finally we men get some fair overtly-sexualised representation of our fiddly bits. Videogames just aren’t inclusive enough, and this goes some way to changing that.

The game in question is Mount Your Friends (via Kotaku), an Xbox Live Indie Games title that bills itself as a "physics based competitive climbing game," but really is just an excuse to showcase wangly dongs. And goats.

Last Updated: July 31, 2013

Geoffrey Tim

Editor. I'm old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time - they were capable of being masterpieces. I'm here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.