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Holy crap, TWO new screens for The Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt!

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Some people say that Lazygamer employs a hack to write content for them. A no-good, cheap bastard who will waffle on for ages to make a certain word count for his articles, and is cheap enough to post a story about two mere screenshots being added to a highly anticipated game that is out later this year. Well you know what I have to say to those accusations? That they’re probably actually 100% correct. Cheap Friday story, activate!

Yes sir, CD Projeky Red has indeed released two brand new screenshots for The Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt. I’m going to post them below, and make wild, completely inaccurate predictions about the game content.

Witcher 3 (1)

In an effort to appeal to South African gamers, CD Projekt Red will offer some new Braai-themed DLC for free that will allow you to make Paragon get-togethers or Renegade fires when the townspeople disagree that venison wors is far better than regular beef wors. Either that, or we’re looking at a level set in Cape Town’s Silvermine area.

Witcher 3 (2)

With all the witches having been over-witchered, Geralt will embark on a new career as a hunter of redheads, specialising in buxom ladies. Expect to see The Gingerer: The Girls Gone Wild Hunt, out next year.

The Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt is out in May. Hopefully. Because one more delay, and the fans are going to get ugly I reckon. I also need to waffle slightly more in order to give this article some more content, so here I go: Waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle.

Last Updated: March 6, 2015


  1. Yadda yadda yadda yadda. Waffle yadda waffle?

    Comment padding FTW!


    • Spathi

      March 6, 2015 at 21:24



      • Spathi

        March 6, 2015 at 21:25

        Waffle Blah blah!


  2. Aries

    March 7, 2015 at 02:14

    Wait what, shit, looks WOW, that horse’s face though


    • Uglee Sweater

      March 7, 2015 at 10:17

      Looks fine? lol Da fuq? Not into young horses I see?


  3. Hammersteyn

    March 7, 2015 at 10:10

    Braai-themed DLC XD


  4. Ottokie

    March 7, 2015 at 16:21

    That horse looks super unfit…


    • Mossel

      March 9, 2015 at 07:06

      I would also be quite bleak if I had to carry a dude with two swords!


  5. Mossel

    March 9, 2015 at 07:05

    Silvermine area…what a burn.


  6. Ghost In The Rift

    March 9, 2015 at 21:15

    Hmmm, i keep on thinking about a Load Shedding DLC, wonder how they will “lighten” it..:-P


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