Holy crap, TWO new screens for The Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt!

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Some people say that Lazygamer employs a hack to write content for them. A no-good, cheap bastard who will waffle on for ages to make a certain word count for his articles, and is cheap enough to post a story about two mere screenshots being added to a highly anticipated game that is out later this year. Well you know what I have to say to those accusations? That they’re probably actually 100% correct. Cheap Friday story, activate!

Yes sir, CD Projeky Red has indeed released two brand new screenshots for The Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt. I’m going to post them below, and make wild, completely inaccurate predictions about the game content.

Witcher 3 (1)

In an effort to appeal to South African gamers, CD Projekt Red will offer some new Braai-themed DLC for free that will allow you to make Paragon get-togethers or Renegade fires when the townspeople disagree that venison wors is far better than regular beef wors. Either that, or we’re looking at a level set in Cape Town’s Silvermine area.

Witcher 3 (2)

With all the witches having been over-witchered, Geralt will embark on a new career as a hunter of redheads, specialising in buxom ladies. Expect to see The Gingerer: The Girls Gone Wild Hunt, out next year.

The Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt is out in May. Hopefully. Because one more delay, and the fans are going to get ugly I reckon. I also need to waffle slightly more in order to give this article some more content, so here I go: Waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle.

Last Updated: March 6, 2015

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