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How to troll Pokémon X and Y players

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No matter what game you have, there’ll be some dick waiting on the other side of the world who’ll want to make your experience of said title that little bit less fun. And when it comes to Pokémon X and Y, I may just be that ass-jerk who does such things.


Thanks to Cheezeburger for the following image, which doesn’t come with lotion for all the massive burns.

Last Updated: November 29, 2013


  1. Amazing


  2. Weanerdog

    November 29, 2013 at 20:24

    Ok for those of us who don’t play pokemon, whats the gag? Oh and by the way, burn heals are apparently just water so you could use a lake or something as a substitute is what I got when I googled this. Also seen as I am really tired and slow this week so what was that Simpsons joke the other day? And just for the record who shot Kennedy?


    • Lord Chaos

      November 29, 2013 at 20:43

      ‘Yo mamma’s so fat, she’s her own zip code.


      • Weanerdog

        November 29, 2013 at 21:18

        ‘Yo Mamma’s so fat she has a serious risk of developing type 2 diabetes. Am I doing it right?


        • Lord Chaos

          November 29, 2013 at 21:20

          Only type 2? Yo’ mammas so fat the sorting hat put her in all 4 houses. 😛


          • Sk3tz0

            November 30, 2013 at 10:48

            Yo mama’s so fat, that your father doesnt find her attractive any more and now their relationship is in serious trouble

          • Weanerdog

            November 30, 2013 at 11:27

            Yo Mamma’s so fat that when she jumps into a pool she displaces a larger volume of water than other do.

          • Jack

            November 30, 2013 at 11:52

            Lol wow talk about bad jokes -_- u suck !! No wander aliens don’t come to our planet oh wait !! They don’t exist 😛

          • Brian Murphy

            November 30, 2013 at 18:34

            In the words of the great Neil Degrasse Tyson:

            “I wonder if, in fact, we have been observed by aliens and upon close examination of human conduct and human behavior they have concluded that there is no sign of intelligent life on Earth”

            Consider that humans and chimpanzees share 99% of the same genetic material. Which means what we are, as a whole, is defined w/in that 1%. Now, imagine a being that is just 1% beyond us. (Also a Tyson philosophical point)

            Their children would have a fundamental understanding of Quantum Mechanics, that only our brightest (Like Stephen Hawking, for example) can comprehend.

            I know, it’s a far more serious response than you were expecting, but some fascinating things to think about 🙂

          • Weanerdog

            December 1, 2013 at 14:29

            Hey Brian I think you may have wasted your time on this one, from the language and sentence structure as well as his complete lack of understanding of satire, parody and sarcasm I believe that he is either very young or very, very stupid.

          • Brian Murphy

            December 1, 2013 at 16:47

            Yeah but they’re still cool things to consider, I dont’ care how old ya are 🙂

          • MasterpokecrafterB

            January 6, 2014 at 15:15

            Yo mama so stupid that she got hit by a parked car
            Yo mama so stupid that she put batteries on her ass and walked down the street singing i got the power oh oh oh…

    • Yip me

      December 2, 2013 at 12:46

      Yo Mamma’s so fat when she jumped she got stuck.


  3. J_Joestar

    November 29, 2013 at 22:23

    honestly, i wouldn’t mind receiving a Snorlax over WonderTrade, way better than the 100th Bunnelby.


  4. ToshZA

    November 29, 2013 at 23:23

    LOL!!! Excellent!


  5. Milin Phillips

    November 30, 2013 at 06:55

    Lot of people stopped wonder trading due to the bad egg Monz obtained from hacking that were sent through Wonder Trade and will break your game.


    • Jack

      November 30, 2013 at 11:59

      Just like its gonna break you LOLZ 😀


      • Milin Phillips

        December 1, 2013 at 19:09

        That was the dumbest response to anything I’ve ever posted ever.


  6. Jack

    November 30, 2013 at 11:53

    Playing pokemon aren’t you guys and gals a little old for that ? xD


    • Aaron K Stone

      November 30, 2013 at 21:07

      Eeeerrrrm…. No. Satisfied?


  7. Jack

    November 30, 2013 at 11:56

    Lol i see jev also likes lazygamer -.-
    guys im not coming back anymore lol ;P


  8. TiMsTeR1033

    December 2, 2013 at 07:41

    This is so so sad on a whole other level… esp these your mama jokes…


  9. Shade

    December 2, 2013 at 08:17

    -Giggles- I saw the ‘trolling potential’ by using a ‘Future Sight attack’


  10. Game Freak = Troll Confirmed

    April 26, 2014 at 08:54

    Take down that mother****ing bastard who wrote the article and the *******ing trolls Game Freak and The Pokémon Company once and for all!


  11. Ultra Ball

    July 29, 2014 at 10:07

    Yo Mama’s SOOOO fat.. she fell asleep and blocked Route 12! *Insert Snorlax cry here*


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