February, my old enemy. You think you’re so great, what with your romance and your influx of lovey dovey movies. Bah! I am the Scrooge of Valentines! I’ll make you all work on Valenties eve this year! And not even three festive ghosts can stop me this time, now that my proton pack has arrived!
In Other News: Madden 15 is accurate, dead or alive I’ll be playing the Talos Principle, good times with Metroid Prime and I Am Bread butter be good on iOS.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy being crap graphic designers.
News
Resident Evil 2 gets co-op in this Unreal engine rebuild
I Am Bread to land butter side up on iOS later this year
PSN down again, Sony aware of issue
Evolve’s latest footage hunts alone
Dead State gets a public demo and a hefty new patch
The Sons of Anarchy video game’s first episode is available
This Robocop mod ensures that I’ll play the Talos Principle
Smash Bros. tournament goes on after fire marshals condemn hotel
Stuff
Madden 15 predicted the exact score of the Super Bowl
Metroid Prime remains one of Nintendo’s finest games
Pixelly The Simpsons tribute is awesome, even if you don’t watch the show
Videos
Battlefield: Hardline – Beta trailer
School Of Ragnarok – Debut teaser
What’s on at The Movies
Cinophile: TIMECRIMES
This trailer for VANISH calls shotgun!
Everything has changed in this new TV spot and poster for TERMINATOR: GENISYS
Keeping a master is hard in this trailer for MINIONS
The most important thing in life is this Super Bowl trailer for FURIOUS 7!
Monday Box Office Report – American Sniper hits the target yet again
Joss Whedon “very doubtful” to direct AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR – PART 1 & 2
There’s no justice in these first pics and trailer for GAME OF THRONES season five!
Model: Tara Marie
Last Updated: February 2, 2015
Admiral Chief
February 2, 2015 at 16:02
Professor Proton
Hammersteyn
February 2, 2015 at 16:03
Mondays (@ 195kph)
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Admiral Chief
February 2, 2015 at 16:03
Einaaaa op die linker klinker
Admiral Chief
February 2, 2015 at 16:03
Of was dit nou die regter vegter?
Dutch Matrix
February 2, 2015 at 16:04
Either way… Six-love. He’s out…
Admiral Chief
February 2, 2015 at 16:05
Met eish ja, hy moet eish op daai ding sit
Hammersteyn
February 2, 2015 at 16:05
He truly is a ball boy now.
Admiral Chief
February 2, 2015 at 16:06
MEDIIIIIC we need a revive!
Dutch Matrix
February 2, 2015 at 16:06
Hy lag so lekker, want hy het gesien wie die nurse is…
http://www.freewtc.com/images/products/sexy_nurse_teddy_costume_2_116360.jpg
Admiral Chief
February 2, 2015 at 16:06
I must get this costume for my wife…
Dutch Matrix
February 2, 2015 at 16:08
Well, it IS Valentines Day soon-ish
Admiral Chief
February 2, 2015 at 16:08
And our 7 year wedding anniversary is in March…mmmm
Hammersteyn
February 2, 2015 at 16:09
@LlewellynCrossley:disqus must be so happy for you.
Admiral Chief
February 2, 2015 at 16:10
Bwahahaha, he is super jelly
Dutch Matrix
February 2, 2015 at 16:10
Jou vrou het 7 jaar met jou uitgehou? Ek hoop sy kry ‘n medalje… XD
Admiral Chief
February 2, 2015 at 16:11
[Achievement unlocked]
Actually, we are together 10 years later this year in July. I must be doing something right
Dutch Matrix
February 2, 2015 at 16:12
Or she feels sorry for you! *Runs*
Hammersteyn
February 2, 2015 at 16:12
You get those kinds? Where?
Admiral Chief
February 2, 2015 at 16:14
Yesss, I like shooting at a moving target, makes me feel alive!
Dutch Matrix
February 2, 2015 at 16:15
LoL. Seriously though, 7 years in this day and age is an achievement. Well done! Both of you!
Admiral Chief
February 2, 2015 at 16:16
Heh, thanks. Yeah, I know what you mean dude, these days getting married/divorced happens quicker than carrying a baby to term
Hammersteyn
February 2, 2015 at 16:07
Boy : I’ve got a boo boo
Nurse : Where here?
Boy : No higher
Nurse : Here?
Boy : Higher
Nurse : Here?
Boy : A little higher
Etc.
Dutch Matrix
February 2, 2015 at 16:11
Bugger the Higher Higher BS.
Nurse, I can’t feel my balls! Can you perhaps see if you can feel em?
Hammersteyn
February 2, 2015 at 16:11
BWAHAHAHA! Game,Set and Match
Viking Of Science
February 2, 2015 at 16:43
To quote Steel Panther:
“A six foot rattlesnake just bit me right below the belt
Get on your knees and help me please ’cause it won’t suck itself
Time to use your mouth (Just get that venom out)
You can’t spit it out (Right now you’ll choke it out)
I need you to be the nurse
I can feel the swelling getting worse”
Hammersteyn
February 2, 2015 at 16:44
Or that time Archer was bitten as well.
HvR
February 2, 2015 at 16:08
Sjoe iemand voel knater
Admiral Chief
February 2, 2015 at 16:03
Just FYI, this is NOT the Tara Marie you are looking for:
http://www.taramarie.com/include/images/large2/1g.jpg
Hammersteyn
February 2, 2015 at 16:03
Says you.
Admiral Chief
February 2, 2015 at 16:04
I stand corrected
Hammersteyn
February 2, 2015 at 16:05
All those pickle jars, waiting to be opened
Admiral Chief
February 2, 2015 at 16:05
Funny thing is, I can picture you with a lady like this. She completes you
Hammersteyn
February 2, 2015 at 16:06
XD I’m getting at that stage where I might create an account at Persian Wife Finder.
Admiral Chief
February 2, 2015 at 16:07
At least the food will be nice
Admiral Chief
February 2, 2015 at 16:09
In other news, thank you all for forgetting my birthday (yesterday)
XD
Hammersteyn
February 2, 2015 at 16:10
My pleasure, though I did wish you a belated happy happy
Admiral Chief
February 2, 2015 at 16:11
Hah, that you did
Hammersteyn
February 2, 2015 at 16:20
Birthdays are harder since I don’t use facebook anymore
Spaffy
February 2, 2015 at 16:37
So you need a reminder that you’re getting older?
I try and skip those…
Lardus-Resident Perve
February 2, 2015 at 16:10
Her smile just doesn’t do justice to the body…Tara almal
Hammersteyn
February 2, 2015 at 16:11
Her knuckles though. Imagine colliding your nose with those.
Admiral Chief
February 2, 2015 at 16:11
Janee, I was thinking the same thing, jy moenie terug praat as mamma praat nie
Lardus-Resident Perve
February 2, 2015 at 17:32
Ummm, what kind of man looks at the knuckles? 😛
Hammersteyn
February 3, 2015 at 07:49
Her ankles are covered 🙁
CAE9872
February 3, 2015 at 08:40
Man you notice some weird stuff; but HOLY CRAP those are knuckles and a half…