I’ve been in the wrong industry for way too long. Politics baby! That’s where the real money is! So I’ve decided to form my own party, in order to milk the public I mean give back to you wonderful folks. But I promise, I won’t forget you little people when I make it to parliament. So I say unto all of you, avert your gaze as I ascend up this gravy staircase! Avert your gaze from my blue-light magnificence!
In Other News: The Wolf Among Us has a date, tentacles enter your mind, get dusty in Cult County and run over a few zombies if you can.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy feeling old and stuff.
Amazon Fire TV will launch with 96 games
Renegade Kid’s Cult County mixes horror FPS in a dust bowl
The Lego Hobbit will add the third film as DLC
Reign of Giants expands Don’t Starve with new creatures, seasons
Crush zombies in endurance racer Dead End
Metacritic integration coming to Amazon game listings
There’s a game called Tentacles: Enter the Mind
The Wolf Among Us Episode 3 release dates confirmed
Rainbow Road: the deadly, beautiful ribbon that has entranced generations of racers
The Making Of: Die Hard Trilogy – how a team of underdogs created three movie tie-ins at once
What if Bioshock’s Elizabeth didn’t need saving?
A new album, disguised as an old PS2 game
MLB 14 The Show – Community Challenges
Daylight – Somebody’s watching trailer
Star Wars Episode 4 – Pinball trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Top List Thursdays – Top ten things that movie taught us, that are actually wrong
Ridley Scott is producing a live action Halo series
Go behind the scenes with six new X-Men: Days of Future Past featurettes
Scream’s TV show sheds a few details on its characters
Release your limits in this first super-powered trailer for Lucy
Kevin Tancharoen talks season 3 of Mortal Kombat
This first trailer for The Drop was respected, it was feared!
Model: Bianca Koyabe
Last Updated: April 3, 2014
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April 3, 2014 at 16:06