Happy Tomb Raider day everybody. Right now, you’re probably cradling a physical copy of the game, ready to head on home to rip open that plastic and huff the sweet smell of a new game. Mmmhhhmmm, I do dig me some new game smells. I should market that. Turn it into a cologne and perfume range. I’m going to be rich!
In Other News: A new Tomb Raider movie on the way, Donkey Kong gets ripped off, SPACE HULK SPACE HULK SPACE HULK, the Wii U gets stable, PETA hates Assassin’s Creed 4 and Indiana Jones meets the Channel Four News Team.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy using the money we got from selling Geoff’s organs to go buy Tomb Raider for ourselves. Yeah, he wasn’t worth much.
News
Mock-up – This is how Wind Waker could play on the Wii U
Tomb Raider studio confirms work on a new movie
Donkey Kong also got ripped off for an iOS game
Wii U system update improves stability
Pulp is the first film to launch exclusively on Xbox 360
PETA criticises Assassin’s Creed 4 for whaling
AC4 director wouldn’t be surprised to seel a leading lady in future games
Space Hulk – First screens of turn based combat
Stuff
At least one gamer is pissed off at Sony for a small but misleading Vita description
The dangers of in-app purchasing
Top ten psychedelic and hallucinations in games
Tomb Raider – Treasure map location guide
Videos
Resident Evil Revelations – Infernal gameplay
The Sims 3 – University Life launch trailer
Sniper Ghost Warrior 2 – Tactical optics trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Conspiracy Theory – What if I told you that there was more to The Matrix?
Steven Spielberg to develop Stanley Kubrick’s Napoleon for TV
Indy joins Anchorman: The Legend Continues
Hey everybody, let’s play the "Guess which movie inspired The Wolverine" game!
Resident Evil 6 rises from the grave
Kevin Feige talks Marvel Phase Two – Hiring the right directos, going cosmic and standalone guardians
We Review Snitch - A flawed but surprisingly dramatic tale about dru
gs and dads
Is this what Damon Lindlelof and Brad Birds Tomorrowland will be about?
Model: Csenge Huszár and Jenn Croft
Last Updated: March 5, 2013
Admiral Chief Erwin
March 5, 2013 at 16:04
TWO for the price of one.
Well done Darryn, well done
Sir Captain Rincethis
March 5, 2013 at 16:41
LIKE a sir!
Lardus
March 6, 2013 at 06:20
I do like my girls dirty…but not exactly in this way! Still, both look quite hot!
matthurstrsa
March 6, 2013 at 07:09
Have her washed and brought to my room.
I’m kidding. Don’t wash her.
Good old Jimmy Carr.
Slade Boender
March 6, 2013 at 08:48
Wednesday morning made…