I’m all out of witty intros for this week’s ION. I was going to grab some last week, but my dealer told me to get lost. So I did, and I didn’t make it home till around an hour ago. Anyway, what was I talking about again? WOAH HUMAN CATS IN THE HEADER WHAT IS THIS? When the hell did Simba get those abs and who is he pointing that sword at? I miss this show!
In Other News: Gameloft lays off some staff, Minecraft gets some Fallout loving, Blizzard gets some figures, and Valve might be hiding something in their latest Team Fortress 2 update.
Here’s all the news we didn’t post because we were too busy discussing minions and their resemblance to Geoff (little and yellow… OOOH SICK BURN).
Plagiarism Accusations Shake Up Dark Souls Community
Super cute word puzzler Alphabear out today on iOS and Android
A new Dragon Quest is coming to PlayStation, and yes, it looks like Minecraft
Report: Gameloft Laying Off Staff In New York City
Grip is a Rollcage-inspired combat racer
Dang, The Fallout Minecraft Mod Is Coming Along Nicely
Uncharted 4 concept artist creates Shenmue print
D&D’s original Players Handbook finally available as a PDF
NECA’s Next Wave Of Blizzard Figures Includes Diablo III’s Tyrael
New Star Wars App Helps You Prank Call Friends, Check Tatooine’s Weather
What’s on @ The Movies?
Don’t make a sound, it’s the first trailer for GOOSEBUMPS!
CHiPs remake to be R-rated; compared to Lethal Weapon
This trailer for SHARKTOPUS VS. WHALEWOLF proves evolution is dead
This trailer for Showtime’s BILLIONS will have consequences
Top List Thursday – 5 Actors who can play a young Han Solo