Before we head to the polls, the Lazygamer Party just needs to make one thing clear. Yes, we are corrupt. Yes, we spent taxpayers money on private SHIELD helicarriers. And yes, some of us might have sold your children to zoos as a substitute meat product. But hell, at least we’re honest.
In Other News: Star Wars invades, Playstation 4 sticks it to the man, Watch Dogs is high and def, World of tanks makes too much money and Wasteland 2 might take a while to beat.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy being cross-examined.
News
Duskers ditches the paper prototype to bring survival horror to space
PlayStation 4 is next for stick it to the man!
Layoffs hit Sega Europe following restructure in the US
Players spend more on World of Tanks than other online titles
Watch Dogs targeting 1080p on PS4
Wasteland 2 will take around 50 hours to complete,InXile discusses LA map
Star Wars: The Old Republic invasion update launched
Goat Simulator moved to free update model ‘because it’s nice’
Stuff
The 10 most bad-ass signature moves in anime
Fans bring Warhammer to life on a battlefield
Why is Square Enix dishonouring the essence of so many series?
Still Playing: Dark Souls II – why the Souls games’ supposed difficulty is a damaging myth
Videos
Titanfall – Xbox 360 Gameplay: Hardpoint
Dawngate – Break the meta trailer
Ascent: The Space Game – Debut trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Top List Thursdays – Top Ten Montages
22 Jump Street will be leaping at you soon enough
Winning is everything in this trailer for Intramural
It’s monkey business in these ten new images from Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
We Review All is Lost – A simple but very effective survival drama
This trailer for The Hornet’s Nest isn’t based on a true story
Model: Charissa Cooper
Last Updated: April 10, 2014
VampyreSquirrel
April 10, 2014 at 16:01
Holy crap that girl is hot!
Lardus-Resident Perve
April 10, 2014 at 16:03
Sy is inderdaad pratig
Lardus-Resident Perve
April 10, 2014 at 16:03
Fans bring Warhammer to life…clicks…damn it is fantasy
Hammersteyn
April 10, 2014 at 16:08
I met a girl like her once, she told me to go away.
Rince Striving Abomination
April 10, 2014 at 16:12
Politely or with a tazer?
Admiral Chief in Space
April 10, 2014 at 16:13
6 barrel teargas launcher
Hammersteyn
April 10, 2014 at 16:14
That and she used the butt of the gun after her ammo expired.
Admiral Chief in Space
April 10, 2014 at 16:16
Damn, you are tough, 6 teargas shots? Nice
Hammersteyn
April 10, 2014 at 16:13
Politely? They do it politely some times? She used a concoction of chemicals akin to mustard gas from WW1
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 10, 2014 at 16:11
I didn’t know Summer Glau was homegrown.
Admiral Chief in Space
April 10, 2014 at 16:12
GENUGTIG!!!
Admiral Chief in Space
April 10, 2014 at 16:12
Her claim to fame:
“Claim to fame: Being first on the list when you Google my name”
I CAN MAKE THIS CLAIM TOO!!!
Admiral Chief in Space
April 10, 2014 at 16:14
PASS, not interested!
According to her page she: “doesn’t mind a Call of Duty challenge for fun”
Rince Striving Abomination
April 10, 2014 at 16:14
She used a D when she should have a B bro, fret not 😉
Hammersteyn
April 10, 2014 at 16:15
Sjoe!
Admiral Chief in Space
April 10, 2014 at 16:15
LOL, Buty?
Rince Striving Abomination
April 10, 2014 at 16:16
What ever gets you off? Tehehehe 😉
Hammersteyn
April 10, 2014 at 16:17
In my case it’s But Y?
Admiral Chief in Space
April 10, 2014 at 16:17
Shakin’ buty sounds nasty 😛
Admiral Chief in Space
April 10, 2014 at 16:14
She is from Cape Town….Rince, Trevor, your mission is to teach this girl proper games!!!
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 10, 2014 at 16:15
Me then, he games on a console.
Admiral Chief in Space
April 10, 2014 at 16:15
Help her Trevor Wan Kenobi, you are her only hope!
Rince Striving Abomination
April 10, 2014 at 16:17
Please, Trevor would spend the whole evening showing her the game he HASN’T played yet…
Hammersteyn
April 10, 2014 at 16:17
Hahahahaha
Admiral Chief in Space
April 10, 2014 at 16:17
At least he won’t reject her, that is one of her fears. So that might be a huge turn on for her
Hammersteyn
April 10, 2014 at 16:18
He’d make her part of his backlog.
Admiral Chief in Space
April 10, 2014 at 16:20
Lol, you said backlog….
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 10, 2014 at 18:57
What are you going to show her? The first 5 seconds of a Dragonforce song? *run*
VampyreSquirrel
April 10, 2014 at 16:18
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aEwEm29_460sa.gif
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 10, 2014 at 18:57
lol stop stop ek’s ‘n spied….. kop 🙁
Hammersteyn
April 10, 2014 at 16:16
Show her your supper expensive Steam special backlog……… oh wait…..
Admiral Chief in Space
April 10, 2014 at 16:16
Supper expensive?
Yes, dinner can be expensive yeeeeessss
VampyreSquirrel
April 10, 2014 at 16:21
Steamed food can be too? 😛
VampyreSquirrel
April 10, 2014 at 16:21
I’ll just leave this here… cheers guys and gals, have an awesome evening!
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Hammersteyn
April 10, 2014 at 16:33
I’d have such skills
http://media.giphy.com/media/cMso9wDwqSy3e/giphy.gif
Umar's Sin
April 10, 2014 at 17:03
How did ION header cum to be?
Sk3tz0
April 10, 2014 at 17:27
Well u see.. When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much…
Hammersteyn
April 10, 2014 at 17:42
Hahahaha
Umar's Sin
April 10, 2014 at 18:56
Oh man this is too funny!!!!
Brian Murphy
April 10, 2014 at 18:49
Holy shit, not gaming related, but this just in. Stephen Colbert has agreed to a 5 year contract with CBS to take over as host of the Late Show (currently with David Letterman who is retiring in 2015).
http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/04/10/stephen-colbert-announced-as-david-lettermans-replacement?utm_campaign=ign+main+twitter&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social