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In Other News – 10 September 2014

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What a day it has been! While Gavin was working his technical wizardry, I went out to run some errands. Did you know that shopping centers actually have enough parking during the day? I didn’t have to stab anyone to get a spot, and now I’m wondering how to express my violent tendencies.

In Other News: Final Fantasy isn’t going West, real sand in your sandbox and bookies are betting on FIFA 15.

Here’s all the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy punching our screens while rocking out the tears.

News

Developers don’t want you to lose faith in DayZ
Microsoft will replace your noisy Xbox One
New Final Fantasy coming to Japan only
eSports to surpass hockey
Batman, Crew exclusive to PS4 in Japan
$500 million Destiny investment shows Activision’s confidence

Stuff

Sega making a real-sand sandbox game
Sailor Moon lingerie, of course
Mercedes comes to Driveclub before real life
Bookies betting on FIFA 15

Video

Team Fortress 2 Honest Trailer:

Will New 3DS merge with Wii U GamePad?

Godzilla Honest Trailer

The Movies

Rumour: Warner Bros working on LEGION OF SUPER-HEROES movie
Keanu Reeves and Roland Emmerich are headed to NEW ANGELES

Midweek Mouth-Off: The sequels that should (or shouldn’t) have happened
J-LO GETS PRETTY WET WITH THE BOY NEXT DOOR IN THIS TRAILER
Listen to this new trailer and images for DOCTOR WHO
VIDI TV and movie streaming service launched in South Africa
SUPERGIRL TV series confirmed to be in development

Model: The Hitachi Magic Wand

Last Updated: September 10, 2014

62 Comments

  1. WarframedSquirrel

    September 10, 2014 at 16:06

    I… have no words on that header.

    I’m trying to find a way to get Destiny… could go ebucks route to lower the overall cost on my budget… hmmmm…

    Reply

    • Scruff304

      September 10, 2014 at 16:20

      The amount of times I’ve been tempted to use my ebucks for gaming related things is crazy… Didn’t know I had so much will power!
      Trying to save them for flights to CT in Dec.

      Reply

      • Skyblue

        September 10, 2014 at 23:01

        Fuck that, I use mine for smoothie makers and food processors at least until Matilda’s accepts eBucks for their sex toys.

        Reply

        • Scruff304

          September 11, 2014 at 08:19

          Ha ha ha… Only saw this comment this morning… Now I have coffee all over my screen! Thanks!

          Reply

          • Skyblue

            September 11, 2014 at 08:58

            πŸ™‚

    • OVGrounded new game+++

      September 10, 2014 at 16:26

      πŸ˜›

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      • Skyblue

        September 10, 2014 at 23:02

        You live. Bought UFC for PS4 and haven’t touched it again after a 4 hour play session. Something is missing in that game and it feels like soul.

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  2. Hammersteyn

    September 10, 2014 at 16:06

    Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/dd/ddb7c7e2f0a2756fecc07b3d8561aa5253eaebc400fd7fc455f860e1b60c304f.jpg

    Reply

    • Dutch Matrix

      September 10, 2014 at 16:11

      Does it come or does she come? That is the question…

      Reply

  3. WarframedSquirrel

    September 10, 2014 at 16:07

    Zoe… you do realize that’s not a PS Move controller… right?

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      September 10, 2014 at 16:08

      is it a back massager?

      Reply

      • WarframedSquirrel

        September 10, 2014 at 16:11

        Must be… O_o

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      September 10, 2014 at 16:12

      What else could it be? O_o

      Reply

      • WarframedSquirrel

        September 10, 2014 at 16:16

        You should ask your girlf… oh…. damn… sorry.

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          September 10, 2014 at 16:18

          It’s a stick blender?

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          • WarframedSquirrel

            September 10, 2014 at 16:20

            Suuuuuureee…. yeah… that’s TOTALLY what it is…

    • Hammersteyn

      September 10, 2014 at 16:12

      It’ll move something though

      Reply

      • OVGrounded new game+++

        September 10, 2014 at 16:28

        Clitorelse

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      • The Adventures of JJ

        September 10, 2014 at 16:30

        Hammering doesn’t work everything.

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        • Hammersteyn

          September 10, 2014 at 16:30

          Hahaha

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  4. Hammersteyn

    September 10, 2014 at 16:11

    So because the Boner sold only 24 000 units in Japan Arkham Knight and The Crew won’t be released in Japan for the XBOX One. Are they insane??? How are you supposed the sell the damn thing if there are no games for it???

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    • SojournZA

      September 10, 2014 at 16:30

      digital downloads?

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      • Hammersteyn

        September 10, 2014 at 16:30

        Dunno, no mention in the link Zoe posted above

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  5. Admiral Chief Assassin

    September 10, 2014 at 16:11

    That header is NSFW

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    • Hammersteyn

      September 10, 2014 at 16:14

      Well you’re a moderator aren’t you πŸ˜›

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      • The Adventures of JJ

        September 10, 2014 at 16:15

        For how much he loves correcting people’s spelling he should change his name to Administrator Chief. πŸ˜‰

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        • Hammersteyn

          September 10, 2014 at 16:16

          We should address him as “ze grammar fuhrer”

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          • The Adventures of JJ

            September 10, 2014 at 16:17

            of mein Kempff

          • Hammersteyn

            September 10, 2014 at 16:19

            LOL!

          • Admiral Chief Assassin

            September 10, 2014 at 23:05

            Permission granted

    • OVGrounded new game+++

      September 10, 2014 at 16:18

      Not safe for women.

      Reply

  6. Alien Emperor Trevor

    September 10, 2014 at 16:13

    Not a patch on this… or so I’ve heard…

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    • Hammersteyn

      September 10, 2014 at 16:15

      O_o

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    • Skyblue

      September 11, 2014 at 08:54

      YOH! LOL!

      Reply

  7. The Adventures of JJ

    September 10, 2014 at 16:14

    Do not use pictured object as pretend microphone.

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    • Hammersteyn

      September 10, 2014 at 16:15

      Do use it to bludgeon a burglar

      Reply

    • Dutch Matrix

      September 10, 2014 at 16:16

      Or do… and see your mother/father’s ability to handle awkward situations put to the test?

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      • The Adventures of JJ

        September 10, 2014 at 16:20

        I do not want to be that parent

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  8. OVGrounded new game+++

    September 10, 2014 at 16:17

    Sweet Wii mote.

    Reply

  9. Hammersteyn

    September 10, 2014 at 16:21

    So since Zoe opened up a can of worms, here’s how to win at wrestling
    http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-wrestling-dildo-nsfw-380067.gif

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    • OVGrounded new game+++

      September 10, 2014 at 16:23

      ….

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      • Hammersteyn

        September 10, 2014 at 16:24

        Yeah, he’d probably compete

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    • WarframedSquirrel

      September 10, 2014 at 16:24

      LOL

      Reply

    • Cat

      September 10, 2014 at 17:08

      This made me laugh way too much for far too long…!

      Reply

  10. Ryanza

    September 10, 2014 at 16:24

    Just what i need. A nice back massager.

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    • HvR

      September 10, 2014 at 17:05

      Think the original design wasn’t for that end but what ever floats your boat. No judgement.

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      • HvR

        September 10, 2014 at 17:09

        LOL, just read the article on it, the naive designers at Hitachi designed it as a massager until the loose American women of the 60’s re-purposed it.

        Seems it took Hitachi almost 5 decades to realize why it was selling so well in the US.

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        • Her Highness the Hipster

          September 10, 2014 at 17:55

          i love how the CEO is like “um, no it’s not for that…” tehehehehe

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      • Ryanza

        September 10, 2014 at 17:59

        One massage a day keeps the prostate doctor away?

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  11. ToshZA

    September 10, 2014 at 16:25

    Magic wand you say?

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  12. Anon A Mouse

    September 10, 2014 at 16:37

    Is that Zoe’s lasso of truth that she so famously wield?

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  13. CypherGate

    September 10, 2014 at 16:38

    Ok now that sort of header i didnt expect! LOL

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  14. Ryanza

    September 10, 2014 at 16:39

    Lazygamer treats objects like women, man.

    Reply

  15. Thats_how_I_Troll

    September 10, 2014 at 16:41

  16. Her Highness the Hipster

    September 10, 2014 at 17:56

    it makes me too happy how many of you recognized wired wednesday’s model πŸ™‚

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      September 10, 2014 at 19:10

      Probably because a lot of us have had to change the plug on it.

      Reply

  17. Skyblue

    September 10, 2014 at 23:00

    *centres*
    We’re Saffa’s.

    Reply

  18. Skyblue

    September 10, 2014 at 23:05

    It would seem u need a power adapter for that contraption. Smaller and variable speeds might seem a more logical choice for the enlightened.

    Not to mention batteries.

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    • Her Highness the Hipster

      September 11, 2014 at 07:11

      batteries can run out, wired versions have, um, stamina?

      Reply

      • Skyblue

        September 11, 2014 at 08:57

        hehe

        Reply

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