It feels so lonely inside here. While Zoe, Matty and Geoff are taking all the selfies in ze Fatherland, myself and Al are cranking out work to keep the show running. And listening to Gavin rave about Sharknado. I miss my trio of misfits, so much so that I’ve begun constructing replicas of their faces out of beach balls and tumbleweed. I just wish that the 2.0 version of the staff would talk to me…
In Other News: The Last Of Us remasters the charts, Geralt saves the day, no Amiibo support planned for Hyrule Warriors and the people who played The Crew sure do like to drive.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too buys building a Bowel Disruptor gun.
News
The Last Of Us Remastered hits number one on the UK charts
Square Enux will definitively let Sleeping Dogs lie on PC too
The Crew beta testers drive over 200 000 000 miles
Live improv saves the day when Witcher 3 SDCC panel goes awry
New Titanfall DLC to be revealed at Gamescom on Wednesday
Rogue Legacy was originall a Metroid style game
Crytek UK had planned to resurrect Timesplitters
No plans for Amiibo support for Hyrule warriors
Stuff
Videos about Minecraft doors are a lot more fun than you’d realise
Why can’t video games do sex?
Real Smash Bros is way more brutal than video game Smas Bros
Videos
Sleeping Dogs Definitive Edition – Debut trailer
Warriors Orochi 3 – Ultimate duel mode gameplay
Persona 4 Arena Ultimax – Mitsuru trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Guardians Of The Galaxy Nova concept art revealed
This trailer for Camp X-Ray is a warzone
Veteran Kyle Maclachlan joins Agents of SHIELD
Monday Box Office Report – Cowabunga!
This full trailer for Whiplash will gut you like a pig
You’ll have to wait for dinner as The Green Inferno is delayed
Michael Fassbender talks Assassin’s Creed movie
Model: Jenna Pietersen
Last Updated: August 11, 2014
Hammersteyn
August 11, 2014 at 16:10
Hell this day was horrible. Fuck you Monday. Also kitteh
http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/aVQOqQ8_460sa_v1.gif
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 11, 2014 at 16:11
So Zoe was filming Geoff when he teabagged Martha? Wow.
Hammersteyn
August 11, 2014 at 16:12
Hahahaha
Sith JJ
August 11, 2014 at 16:18
This is what high school is like for many teenagers.
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 11, 2014 at 16:15
I went to the beach once. I didn’t see anyone that looked like that.
Sith JJ
August 11, 2014 at 16:19
I usually park two blocks down from the beach and use binoculars. People complain that the sun’s reflection off my white skin is too bothersome.
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 11, 2014 at 16:21
I get that too. I’m also to cheap to buy sunscreen, so then I turn red. But I thought I could turn that to my benefit so went to the Spur & asked if I could a native discount, but they said no.
Sith JJ
August 11, 2014 at 16:28
LOL
Just stay clear of Ocean Basket though or they’ll add you to their lobster menu.
Guest
August 11, 2014 at 16:44
Guest
August 11, 2014 at 16:47
Hammersteyn
August 11, 2014 at 16:23
I saw five women like that, though they were stuck in one body
Umar
August 11, 2014 at 16:16
Extremely interested in this…
http://gematsu.com/2014/08/square-enix-remember-developer-announce-episodic-life-strange
Glad to see Remember Me Devs are not down and out yet
Hammersteyn
August 11, 2014 at 16:24
Interesting!
Umar
August 11, 2014 at 16:24
Right?…Really looking forward to this. Remember Me’s setting was awesome
Hammersteyn
August 11, 2014 at 16:24
New Titanfall DLC,releasing the game in 5% portions it seems.
Sk3tz0
August 11, 2014 at 16:29
i’ve Titanfallen and i cant get up
Hammersteyn
August 11, 2014 at 16:34
hahaha
Sk3tz0
August 11, 2014 at 16:36
I dunno who is a bigger dick.. me laughing at that pic or the person who took it..
Hammersteyn
August 11, 2014 at 16:36
It’s the context of the pic that makes it funny.
Spaffy
August 11, 2014 at 16:26
Jere maar sy is mooi ne 🙂
Sk3tz0
August 11, 2014 at 16:30
387113 Police Chases with only a 5% arrest record.. Seems like The Crew not gonna be a difficult game??