Can you believe it, in six weeks it will be Christmas. That’s right people, the end (of the year) is nigh! I still need to embrace the consumerist spirit. That is the right spirit of possession, right?
In Other News: Sony keeps confirming that you can sell your game, Borderlands 2 makers help a museum, and Assassin’s Creed goes viral.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy becoming irritating YouTube sensations.
News
Despite TOS scares, you can still sell your PS4 games
This mod makes SimCity educational and environmental
Wii Fit U is delayed
PS4 trophies to get a global rarity rating
Stuff
Gearbox Software loots the Borderlands chests for money for a museum
PSN gets onto retail sites
More white Xbox Ones go on auction
Video
Call of Duty gets an app video
DICE talks Battlefield 4 and PS4 Tech
Check out this AC IV viral trailer
What’s on at the Movies
Thor: The Dark World’s mid-credits scene explained
Kervyn was right about that mid-credits scene
Nu Metro upgrading their theaters
New trailer for Lone Survivor make us do the necessary
Of course Kevin Smith has seen Afleck in the Batsuit
Model: Paul Walker
Last Updated: November 12, 2013
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 12, 2013 at 16:05
Sies Zoe! You misplaced the ION text, you can see his nipples! And I thought this was a family site.
RinceandRepeat
November 12, 2013 at 16:09
Lardus is going to be in green mode when he sees this 0-O
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 12, 2013 at 16:12
You see what happens when Darryn leaves. Suddenly all the deviants with their cows & men come out of the woodwork.
Airborne
November 12, 2013 at 16:16
You ever thought that there would be a day where we would ever miss Darryn?!?!
RinceandRepeat
November 12, 2013 at 16:16
Yoda, talk a little you like 😉 Come on, we all miss Darryn! Right? Guys? GUYS? HEELLOOOO?
Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)
November 12, 2013 at 16:17
Soos ‘n tandpyn 😛
Airborne
November 12, 2013 at 16:17
Yoh bru, i was so upset, i could not type straight!!!!
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 12, 2013 at 16:17
Come back Darryn, come back! What’s that Darryn? Timmy’s fallen down the well? NO WHAT AM I DOING!
Airborne
November 12, 2013 at 16:19
Speaking of which, where is Tamara?
RinceandRepeat
November 12, 2013 at 16:19
She has been quiet today… TOO QUIET 0-O
Airborne
November 12, 2013 at 16:20
Awfully suspicious… -_o
John's (JJ's) ????
November 12, 2013 at 16:35
You’re right. I was super busy (not that anyone wondered where I was the past two days).
Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)
November 12, 2013 at 16:18
I think they are going for a Cartoon network theme for the ION’s first a Cow and then a Cock = Cow & Chicken
Lardus-Resident Perve
November 12, 2013 at 16:21
Yeah very jealous of people with hair on their heads ;(
John's (JJ's) ????
November 12, 2013 at 16:36
I feel sorry for guys with no hair on their faces. And for those who shave I say, Careful not to mess any shaving cream on your blouse.
RinceandRepeat
November 12, 2013 at 16:40
Or get it in your eyes? 0-O
Lourens Jordaan
November 12, 2013 at 16:11
And why did we get udder and you get….. THAT? Not cool.
RinceandRepeat
November 12, 2013 at 16:09
Oh man, Lardus is NOT going to be pleased!
Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)
November 12, 2013 at 16:14
Well it would be worrying if he is pleased 😐
I got trolled :(
November 12, 2013 at 16:10
sob.. i come here for my daily ION and i have been trolled two days in a row. sob
Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)
November 12, 2013 at 16:13
You and me both man…
John's (JJ's) ????
November 12, 2013 at 16:11
I was half-expecting Ryan Reynolds. Way to disappoint.
RinceandRepeat
November 12, 2013 at 16:18
You say something boy? http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2840556/robert-smith-o.gif
John's (JJ's) ????
November 12, 2013 at 16:20
O_O
RinceandRepeat
November 12, 2013 at 16:24
shouldn’t that bee bolded? *RUNS
John's (JJ's) ????
November 12, 2013 at 16:32
Oi! Come back ‘ere
RinceandRepeat
November 12, 2013 at 16:29
O_O
Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)
November 12, 2013 at 16:22
No, he said Ryan Reynolds
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/4011797/little-baby-s-ice-cream-o.gif
RinceandRepeat
November 12, 2013 at 16:23
Sorry, couldn’t hear through all the eye liner BOOM! And Nope, not clicking ANYTHING you post!
John's (JJ's) ????
November 12, 2013 at 16:34
No, it goes on your eyes. Not in your ears.
RinceandRepeat
November 12, 2013 at 16:38
I wouldn’t know… 0-O
John's (JJ's) ????
November 12, 2013 at 16:39
Damn you and damn me for being the guy who always lines these up for other people.
John's (JJ's) ????
November 12, 2013 at 16:33
No!!!
RinceandRepeat
November 12, 2013 at 16:38
He went there!
John's (JJ's) ????
November 12, 2013 at 16:38
I didn’t refresh, but was dumb enough to click the link.
Vampyre Squirrel
November 12, 2013 at 16:13
I guess Zoe’s watched all the “Fast” movies… lmao
Airborne
November 12, 2013 at 16:14
WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Lardus-Resident Perve
November 12, 2013 at 16:15
Come on! At least show us the abs Zoe! Very disappointed in you now. Do not worry, I will fix it for you: http://moviehole.net/img/paulwalker1.jpg
Lardus-Resident Perve
November 12, 2013 at 16:17
Ok guys, here is one of Gina Carano (since Paul Walker is from F&F and she was in 6) http://grizzlybomb.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/gina-carano-3.jpg
SaintsRowNigri
November 12, 2013 at 16:19
Oh my schwartz! She can beat me into a bloody pulp ANY DAY!
Lardus-Resident Perve
November 12, 2013 at 16:20
I like me a strong independent woman who can go a few rounds…
John's (JJ's) ????
November 12, 2013 at 16:21
Quite.
Airborne
November 12, 2013 at 16:21
Eh jaaaa… Better than having a strong independent woman who can SHOOT a few rounds per second…
John's (JJ's) ????
November 12, 2013 at 16:21
She only has one arm to fight with though, so it’s not really fair.
Vampyre Squirrel
November 12, 2013 at 16:36
It’s completely fair…
oVg
November 12, 2013 at 16:17
ION 12 11 13 NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif
RinceandRepeat
November 12, 2013 at 16:21
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!
John's (JJ's) ????
November 12, 2013 at 16:37
Love how he just lays there
oVg
November 12, 2013 at 16:49
http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/092010/mascot-8.gif
SpookyMossel
November 13, 2013 at 07:55
I love how the tail starts to deflate as he lays there.
John's (JJ's) ????
November 13, 2013 at 08:30
Hahaha. Didn’t see that.
I see you’re enjoying COD: Ghosts.
SpookyMossel
November 13, 2013 at 08:52
Sssshhhh! Dont say that out loud!
Weanerdog
November 12, 2013 at 16:41
http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/14-hilarious-mascot-fail-gifs
for this and similar gifs, I was actually trying to find the one where the same Raptor falls on the way down the stairs on his skates.
oVg
November 12, 2013 at 16:47
I always have to remind myself that there is a human inside of that thing… but that just makes it even more funny lol
oVg
November 12, 2013 at 16:50
Oh my fuck that shit is funny 🙂
SpookyMossel
November 13, 2013 at 07:54
hahaha ah that’s fantastic!
oVg
November 12, 2013 at 16:36
FAST FAST FAST AND FURIOUS
http://i.imgur.com/SzaGBVB.gif
RinceandRepeat
November 12, 2013 at 16:39
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
John's (JJ's) ????
November 12, 2013 at 16:39
Do you want to ruin my childhood?
RinceandRepeat
November 12, 2013 at 16:40
Flip man, I cannot stop laughing!
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 12, 2013 at 18:53
I’M YOUR DADDY!
Hammersteyn
November 12, 2013 at 16:55
Yesterday we had a cow today a bull. I sense a disturbance in the force.