I’m really perplexed. For some reason, it seems that whenever I hop onto the bike, I always wind up getting stung by some sort of bee with an agenda. I’ve suffered stings to legs, chest, hands and neck, and while I don’t suffer from any allergies, cruising down the highway at top speed and being attacked by the terrorists of the insect kingdom is still dangerous.
And I’m at a loss for why they seem to conduct their espionage in my clothing. It’s not as if I have been slathering my body with royal jelly lately. Well, not more than usual at least. One of these days, I’m going to have to ride around with bug-zappers duct-taped onto my body, but until then, I guess I’m at the mercy of insect monarchy queen.
In Other News: Ken Levine gets a pound of inspiration, Gears of war gets into the Christmas spirit and we get an arrow in the knee.
Here’s the news we didn’t post, because we were too busy setting up a kissing booth for Lazyfest.
“If Todd Howard’s taken an ounce of inspiration from us, I’ve taken a pound from them” Ken Levine
One of the reasons that Kojima decided to drop the “Solid” from Metal Gear Rising
Skyrim is Cliffy B’s favourite game since the original Zelda
Nearly the entire GOG.com library is 50% off
Confirmed: ICO Creator Fumida Ueta has left Sony
The Last Of Us scored by Oscar-winner Gustavo Santaolalla
Prepare yourself for the twelve days of Gearsmas
Tekken Tag Tournament 2 to have console exclusive features
Konami launches new Metal Gear Solid website, asks for reader input
Sony unleashes secret marketing weapon to retail stores
The very best of the “Skyrim Arrow in the Knee” meme
The top seven overlooked games of 2011
The VGAs need to go away, or at least be renamed
Santa’s Christmas Dash debut trailer
Awesomenauts: Yuri trailer
Rainbow Six Patriots: Design tactics interview
Model: Monika Pietrasinka
Last Updated: December 13, 2011