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In Other News – 14 April 2015

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Today’s Tasty Tuesday is HURP…Today’s Tasty Tuesday is being handled by me BEEEEEEELCH. Now you know me guys. I’ve got blue-collar tastes. I’m the kind of guy who dines on Tuesdays at Bloaties Pizza Hig. So today, I’ve chosen the fine cuisine of KFC, specifically the Zinger Wings in Dunked Sauce HRNNNGGGHHHHHH ow my ass. I have no idea HURK…no idea why I keep eating this toxic stuff, although the same can be said of heroin users. I’m addicted to it, even though it leaves my toilet looking like the red wedding scene from Game Of Thrones.  BRAAAAAAAAP! Send help please. And a forklift.

In Other News: GTA 5 gets turned up to 11, Gabe Newell is gonna whup yo ass, Monster Hunter 4 sells plenty and come mit me if you vant to live.

Here’s the news we didn’t post today, because I was too busy dipping my Dunked Zinger Wings in KFC gravy. HORP.

News

GTA 5 PC: watch the first 20 minutes on very high settings in 60fps
Resident Evil, Yakuza, Mega Man, Tekken and more get mashed up in Project X Zone 2
Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 teaser contains hidden coordinates to real-world locations
Grand Theft Auto 5 PC’s built-in video editor lets you make your own movies
Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate slays one million western sales
Unity announces compatibility with Nintendo’s new 3DS
New details, full intro revealed for Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward
Gabe Newell will appear as an enemy in Powerhoof Game’s Crawl

Stuff

Forget Batman, a real Japanese superhero is patrolling the streets
An afternoon with Torment: Tides of Numenera’s DM
Death is coming to eat your heart
Infinite Crisis and the fight to stay relevant

Videos

Kalimba – Accolades trailer
Monster Hunter Stories – Debut trailer
Distant Star: Revenant Fleet – Launch trailer

What’s on at The Movies

John Singleton lashes out at TUPAC biopic
Katee Sackhoff is fighting in the RAIN
Oliva Munn cast as Psylocke in X-MEN: APOCALYPSE
Director Michelle Maclaren exits WONDER WOMAN over “creative differences”
We review DAREDEVIL season 1 – Marvel’s dark (k)night rises!
This new trailer for TERMINATOR: GENISYS is more than man or machine
This new trailer for ANT-MAN is the ultimate secret weapon!

Model: The Colonel’s finest wings

Last Updated: April 14, 2015

40 Comments

  1. Dunked wings, oh man, I have sooooo much trouble saying no to those sticky pieces of delightful bliss

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  2. Admiral Chief asked for this

    April 14, 2015 at 16:01

    I’d even take Trevor on a date if he bought me dunked wings. NO TOUCHIES!

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    • Blood Emperor Trevor

      April 14, 2015 at 16:06

      What if I dunked myself in the wings? How about then?

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  3. Admiral Chief asked for this

    April 14, 2015 at 16:02

    That being said, my sphincter does not agree with them

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    • HvR

      April 14, 2015 at 16:20

      Worst part is when it dawns on you sitting there in pain and yelling “Die Colonel se ma P#%” that this is only the first wave of 3 portions you ate last night.

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  4. Ryanza

    April 14, 2015 at 16:02

    High def Witcher 3 map. Zoom in.

    http://puu.sh/hdzNv.jpg

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  5. Admiral Chief asked for this

    April 14, 2015 at 16:03

    Dunking dunked wings in gravy?

    I must try this

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  6. Blood Emperor Trevor

    April 14, 2015 at 16:06

    Euw. I’d rather spend an hour braaiing another spatchcock chicken.

    I never thought I’d say this, but I miss Geoff’s hipster food pictures.

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  7. Admiral Chief asked for this

    April 14, 2015 at 16:06

  8. Ryanza

    April 14, 2015 at 16:07

    Hillary will be the next USA president. I don’t trust her.


    Do the American people really want another 4 or 8 years of the Clinton’s and their weird marriage.. lol.

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    • Jonah Cash

      April 14, 2015 at 16:18

      Ouch!!!

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  9. Mistake Not...

    April 14, 2015 at 16:07

    I have a love/hate relationship with Zinger burgers.

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    • Ryanza

      April 14, 2015 at 16:08

      Does the hate involve a toilet.

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      • Mistake Not...

        April 14, 2015 at 16:11

        A toilet, two rolls of toilet paper, a bottle of air freshener, and avoiding eye contact with my family for the next hour.

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        • Ryanza

          April 14, 2015 at 16:16

  10. Lardus-Resident Perve

    April 14, 2015 at 16:08

    Have never had them dinked…always “clean”

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    • Admiral Chief asked for this

      April 14, 2015 at 16:09

      Dinked nogal

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      • Lardus-Resident Perve

        April 14, 2015 at 16:17

        I know not of which you speak Mr Nazi…

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  11. FreddyBear

    April 14, 2015 at 16:20

    Johnny Cash wrote a song about those things long before their time…

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  12. Greylingad

    April 14, 2015 at 16:25

    Oh the days of tremendous ass burn from dunked wings…. Only problem I have with them is that they’re about as well regulated as a bunch of Russian savages, one burns you to death, the other tickles you to death!

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  13. Dutch Matrix

    April 14, 2015 at 16:28

    My butt just spontaneously combusted looking at that header.

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  14. Ranting Raptor

    April 14, 2015 at 16:32

    Dunked wings….. HGGGGGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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  15. Ranting Raptor

    April 14, 2015 at 16:32

    Gimme dem WIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  16. Geoffrey Tim

    April 14, 2015 at 16:33

    WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? 🙁

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    • Brady miaau

      April 14, 2015 at 22:56

      to annoy you?

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  17. Ranting Raptor

    April 14, 2015 at 16:38

    Also… Why does the header say tasty TUESAY? Where’s the D?

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    • Captain JJ the flash noob

      April 14, 2015 at 16:44

      Darryn IS the D.
      There can be only one.

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    • The D

      April 14, 2015 at 16:45

      HORP. Fixed!

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      • Ranting Raptor

        April 14, 2015 at 18:40

        Looks like you finally found the D….

        BOOM!!!!!!!

        *Throws down mic*

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  18. Captain JJ the flash noob

    April 14, 2015 at 16:44

    That’s it. I’m getting KFC tonight.

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  19. Captain JJ the flash noob

    April 14, 2015 at 16:48

    I just got an email from TESO offering me all kinds of goodies if I join in the free weekend.
    That’s still a no. Not interested. Goodbye.
    Clearly they’re getting desperate.

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  20. Hammersteyn

    April 14, 2015 at 17:08

    Nandos > KFC

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  21. Lardus-Resident Perve

    April 15, 2015 at 07:40

    11 more working days…

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