My hands. My beautiful hands. My beautiful, elegant and manicured hands. I have not treated them well over the past two weeks. A combination of drawing, exercises, playing my way through five games in two weeks and falling for the old “rub my warm belly, hooman” cat trap has left me in dire need of some new appendages. After all, these withered hands need to be replaced. I can’t keep typing by bashing my face into the kjeyboard the whiol;e time.
In Other News: Cities sells well, Andy Serkis brings the thug out, bullet hell in Isbarah and how Far Cry 4 was designed to be an anecdote factory.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy shaving my feet.
News
Cities: Skylines is the fastest-selling Paradox game to date
See what awaits when The Elder Scrolls Online relaunches as Tamriel Unlimited
Hawken development will resume thanks to APB: Reloaded publisher
Andy Serkis brings out the thug in Volume’s villain
Learn about Far Cry 4’s anecdote factory
More details on transferring data between MGSV: Ground Zeroes and The Phantom Pain
Octodad Dadliest Catch heading to Xbox One
Isbarah is an unforgiving bullet hell platformer
Stuff
Valve’s astounding SteamVR solves big problems – and poses bigger questions
The secret behind terrific cosplay: Big arms
Bloodborne’s combat convinced me I don’t need a sword and shield any more
Videos
Bravely Second – Features trailer
Terraria – Otherworld GDC 2015 trailer
Etherium – Conquest mode trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Cinophile: Koyaanisqatsi
FLASH GORDON reboot could be a sequel
Monday Box Office Report – The shoe fits!
Vincent D’Onofrio Talks DAREDEVIL and JURASSIC WORLD
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE prequel to feature multiple possible young Leatherfaces!
This trailer for the Kurt Cobain documentary MONTAGE OF HECK smells kinda like teen spirit
Paul Feig confirms GHOSTBUSTERS shared universe, talks about his female led film
Model: Kelly Brook
Last Updated: March 16, 2015
Blood Emperor Trevor
March 16, 2015 at 16:03
I hope she’s not planning to swim while wearing all those necklaces.
Hammersteyn
March 16, 2015 at 16:06
The D
March 16, 2015 at 16:07
Just what I needed to end this day. Or any day, actually.
Hammersteyn
March 16, 2015 at 16:08
XD
Dutch Matrix
March 16, 2015 at 16:08
Oh ye Gods! Kelly Brook! I am impressed, Mr Bonthuys!
Hammersteyn
March 16, 2015 at 16:08
I put my feelings into song.
Lardus-Resident Perve
March 16, 2015 at 16:09
Glad about Skylines selling well – will give it a look closer to the end of the month to see if I have cap left. Flash AHAAAA!
Hammersteyn
March 16, 2015 at 16:18
Because why not!
Hammersteyn
March 16, 2015 at 16:16
Darryn shaves his feet?
http://i.memeful.com/media/post/kRp6GAw_700wa_0.gif
ReaperOfSquirrels
March 16, 2015 at 16:46
He’s like a hobbit… just a little taller.
Hammersteyn
March 16, 2015 at 17:24
Bwahahaha! He’s precious to us XD
Admiral Chief
March 16, 2015 at 22:39
“little” being the operative word
Ryanza
March 16, 2015 at 16:37
I just love this song.
Captain JJ the damned
March 17, 2015 at 07:31
Yes for Tool