Home In Other News – 17 April 2015

In Other News – 17 April 2015

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Waitaminute, that ain’t a human on the Friday ION! That’s the Crushinator! Yep, it looks like we’ve come to the end of the eye-candy era of Lazygamer. Now, don’t think this is because we’re being pressured to do so by the militant wing of the Salvation Army. It’s just, the times are changing, and as Lazygamer seeks to be bigger, better and a lot more ethical in PSU reviews, we also need to move on from such visual content.

And trust me, Fridge Friday will not be a permanent new addition to the site. We’re floating around a ton of new alliterative ideas. Unfortunately, my sick perversion for Fetish Friday got tossed out, so don’t exepct to see that. Maybe we’ll have Flapjack Friday! Footwear Friday! Facehugger Friday! Who knows what we’ll see? Depends on how drunk we get.

In Other News: GTA 5 might have zombies on the way, Harmonix wants you to keep your plastic axe, Goat Simulator starts chewing on Xbox One and a VR gaming chair that’ll make you barf.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I had to go atone for sins by slamming my testicles in a drawer.


GTA 5 files accessed by modders, reveal horses, zombies, more
Harmonix says ‘don’t throw away your old Guitar Hero controllers’
Here’s Crytek’s VR demo, because dinosaurs
A better look at our beloved Conker in Project Spark
Apple Watch game coming from creators of Surgeon Simulator, I Am Bread
Goat Simulator hits Xbox One
Hearthstone gets easier in week three of Blackrock Mountain
Frictional 39’s chilling SOMA heads to beta


A VR gaming chair to make you barf
Digital Foundry: Hands-On with Project Cars
Drawing spaceships the old-fashioned way


Final Fantasy XV – Demo highlights trailer
One Piece: Pirate Warriors 3 – Three brothers trailer
J Star Victory VS+ – Gameplay trailer

What’s on at The Movies

The Galactic Empire and the Rebels have new names in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS
A year after being cancelled, REVOLUTION will get closure as a digital comic
These new PENNY DREADFUL promo videos will leave you without pain
He’ll save every one of us! Matthew Vaughn in talks to direct FLASH GORDON!
Ryan Gosling to star in BLADE RUNNER sequel?
Movies out today: time traveling teenagers and Liam Neeson kicking ass, again
We review RUN ALL NIGHT – No need to run away from this solid thriller
Watch this teaser trailer for BATMAN V SUPERMAN before it gets pulled!

Model: The Crushinator 5000

Last Updated: April 17, 2015


  1. Oh yes Futurama. Love that show. I guess that calls for…



  2. Dutch Matrix

    April 17, 2015 at 16:03

    Sometimes I hate it when I’m right…


  3. Hammersteyn

    April 17, 2015 at 16:03

    Hahahaha poor @disqus_XNOoWdzalw:disqus Fridge Friday it is. Everyone have a awesome weekend. I’m off…


    • Umar

      April 17, 2015 at 16:04

      have a great weekend!


    • Lardus-Resident Perve

      April 17, 2015 at 17:37

      8 working days!


      • Hammersteyn

        April 20, 2015 at 08:20



        • Lardus-Resident Perve

          April 20, 2015 at 09:46



  4. Umar

    April 17, 2015 at 16:05

  5. Dutch Matrix

    April 17, 2015 at 16:07

    • HvR

      April 17, 2015 at 16:40

      Awesome music video


  6. Lardus-Resident Perve

    April 17, 2015 at 16:08

    Now we prove to the “haters” that we did not just come here for the sexy ION headers. I am sad to see them go, but you know what? *opens browser on phone* – there, I have pretty ladies. Hope you get a nice topic for the Friday IONs!


    • Dutch Matrix

      April 17, 2015 at 16:10

      You know when you’ve matured a bit when you can actually understand why they be doing what they are doing.
      I am sad to see the ION’s go, but would love to see Lagz grow a bit more than the bulge in mah pants…


    • Reidroc

      April 17, 2015 at 16:10

      Well The Crushinator 5000 has some nice curves on her. Did you see that rear? She can crush me any day.


  7. Splooshypooh

    April 17, 2015 at 16:16

    In other news? The Rockstar 4 story was posted right before ION duuuuude


  8. HvR

    April 17, 2015 at 16:41

    Flip-flop Friday, that the pretty models wear bikinis is totally coincident.


  9. ReaperOfSquirrels

    April 17, 2015 at 16:43



  10. HvR

    April 17, 2015 at 16:51

  11. Ranting Raptor

    April 17, 2015 at 19:28

    There there. It’s ok


  12. Craig Lotter

    April 18, 2015 at 10:41

    About time you guys ditched the nsfw material quite frankly. Good on you!


  13. Sageville

    April 20, 2015 at 11:40

    Farewell ION ladies, I am however bleak that the site bowed to pressure (calling spade a spade).

    Admittedly, I was drawn to LG for the unique angles of the content and the fact that it was different from all the other gaming sites (including the ION ladies)…. Please don’t become just like all the other sites.


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