Man oh man, am I tired. Which is why I thank Batman that such things as weekends exist. This time last weekend, I was looking after the cutest little Labrador puppy ever, and although the chubby little bundle of love had a beautiful nature, he also came equipped with rank coffee breath and adamantium teeth.
So yeah, this is a me-weekend for sure. Which will probably revolve around a complete lack of pants, junk food and excellent science fiction TV shows. Hey, it’s heaven for me, and hell for whoever knocks on my door.
In Other News: Atlus teases us, Gears of War fights a force of nature and why Hollywood can suck it when it comes to video game movies.
Here’s the news we didn’t post, because I was too busy being a majestic madman in a blue box.
Details on the final Gears of War DLC map-pack, Forces of nature
Alistair Overeem to be paid DLC in March for UFC Undisputed 3
Syndicate plays differently compared to other shooters, says Starbreeze
Fourth character revealed for Risen2: Dark Waters
Atlus USA teases a new game
Xbox 360 update adresses colour issues
Assassins Creed recollection is now free
Kingdoms of Amalur os good for the economy
Why Mass Effect should have an HBO series
These PS3 enhancements will stop any PS4 talk
A beginners guide to Kingdoms of Amalur
Ace Attorney is the best video game movie ever made (Take that Hollywood!)
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Model: Andrea Garcia
Last Updated: February 17, 2012