By the unholy frigid snowballs of Frosty the Snowman, it is cold today. Obviously, someone is to blame here, and I plan to get to the bottom of this! As I bummed R10 off of Matty while he was tinkering with the C.O.B.R.A weather dominator device that he picked up in a yard sale, I jetted off around the world on the Lazygamer company jet, investigating Rio De Janeiro, Jamaica and Thailand.
My results were damning: Those countries definitely were warmer than South Africa right now. That R23.5 million worth of taxpayer money, well spent.
In Other News: Final Fantasy is the main event, Deadpool lives again, HACK THE PLANET and it’s time to sling some luck.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy laughing at Gavin’s lack of Strange Coins in Destiny.
News
Facepunch Studios is adding female models to Rust
Oculus acquires 3D hand-sensing tech company
Final Fantasy 15 will be on show at gamescom 2015
Activision’s Deadpool game reemerges on Steam
Mario, Luigi, and Wario invade the Tour de France
Neverending Nightmares dev Kickstarts Devastated Dreams
If nothing else, I want to hear Tron: Escape’s soundtrack
Hacknet is a hacking game with "real hacking"
Stuff
Luckslinger is a cowboy hip hop game
Uncharted 4 pushes PS4 tech to the next level
Guild overcomes World of Warcraft’s hardest raid yet after 472 tries
The Hearthstone hand that stops your opponent from playing a turn
Videos
Prototype – Biohazard bundle trailer
Dragomon Hunter – Announcement trailer
Lost Dimension – The End trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Blood is thicker than water in this new trailer for LEGEND
New mutants and a new kind of villain in these pictures for X-MEN: APOCALYPSE
Movies out Today: 17 July 2015
Disney developing a live-action ALADDIN prequel called GENIES
Matt Ryan’s CONSTANTINE could still guest star on ARROW
Top List Thursday – 10 Actors who should join the Marvel Cinematic Universe
Stephen Amell talks Casey Jones’ origin in TMNT 2
Last Updated: July 17, 2015
RinceThis
July 17, 2015 at 16:01
Another awesome week people!
oVg Reality is an illusion
July 17, 2015 at 16:07
Time for some fatalities and booooooooooz
Dutch Matrix
July 17, 2015 at 16:08
And Malva Pudding!
oVg Reality is an illusion
July 17, 2015 at 16:10
On the trail of treats.
DragonSpirit009
July 17, 2015 at 16:10
I might not have malva pudding but I got home and their was cake!! Still a win for me!
oVg Reality is an illusion
July 17, 2015 at 16:10
ITS A TRAP
Dutch Matrix
July 17, 2015 at 16:11
The cake is always a trap
oVg Reality is an illusion
July 17, 2015 at 16:12
and a lie
DragonSpirit009
July 17, 2015 at 16:12
Not really my mum bakes cakes of a living… one flopped and I scored
Dutch Matrix
July 17, 2015 at 16:15
Where does your mom operate from?
DragonSpirit009
July 17, 2015 at 16:17
Wellington, in the Boland!
Dutch Matrix
July 17, 2015 at 16:17
Shit!! I need someone that can bake a Minion cake come November.
DragonSpirit009
July 17, 2015 at 16:20
My mum doesn’t really bake those kind of cakes… she bakes these
oVg Reality is an illusion
July 17, 2015 at 16:31
That is not a cake. Its an imploding star.
VampyreSquirrel
July 17, 2015 at 16:59
My brother might be able to help you out there, I’ll send you his number via DM on twitter.
oVg Reality is an illusion
July 17, 2015 at 16:14
Its a portal to Gabes tummy
DragonSpirit009
July 17, 2015 at 16:31
I made one awhile back that said “Cake was a spy!”
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RinceThis
July 17, 2015 at 16:26
YES!
DragonSpirit009
July 17, 2015 at 16:06
Dammit! Trying to read but the dogs keep barking at me!!
On another note… that Dragomon Hunter sounds like my kinda game ^_^
oVg Reality is an illusion
July 17, 2015 at 16:07
Dragomon Dogma
DragonSpirit009
July 17, 2015 at 16:09
Never actually played Dragon’s Dogma so I don’t know how it is… Thou I suggested to a couple of people and they liked it!
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