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In Other News – 17 May 2013

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I’m not sure any of you have even noticed, but Darryn’s been away pretty much all week. He’s back now, and the bastard managed to get bumped up a class on his flight home. In all my years of doing these trips, that’s all I’ve ever wanted. the closest I’ve come is to not be seated next to a morbidly obese, sweaty guy who snores. Some girls get all the luck.

In Other News: Manhunt hunts your PS3, the Patriots don’t love their country anymore, Gears of War’s “lost relics” have been found, people like blikseming superheroes and there’s always Zenny in the banana stand.

Here’s the news we didn’t post because we were too busy looking at pictures of bat penises.

News
Manhunt kills its way to PSN Europe today
Rainbow 6: Patriots cancelled?
SMITE gets Isis as a new playable god
Former NYT digital head joins EA’s board as Gregory Maffei leaves
Gears of War: Judgment ‘Lost Relics’ DLC announced
Battlefield senior product manager jumps ship for Call of Duty team
SimCity getting Amusement Park DLC, according to an early store listing
Nintendo reports 52 percent rise in first-party 3DS software sales
NPD: Injustice: Gods Among Us April’s top seller in US
Lords of the Fallen is a "challenging" PC and next-gen consoles action RPG
Skullgirls’ Second Mystery DLC Character Is Beowulf

Stuff
Xbox Wire blog launched ahead of next-gen reveal
Elder Scrolls Online: "You can compete with your friends to catch the biggest fish"
100 best villains in video games
I Opened My Own Video Game Store…
Unrealistic realism in video games
Diablo III on PS4 uses touchpad for inventory
Using science to reform toxic player behavior in League of Legends
Jason Rubin: Metro: Last Light is the "triumph of an underdog"
Thirteen types of ridiculous female armour in MMO’s

Videos
Remember Me Trailer
Capcom vs Tobias Funke
Diablo III on PS4: Conversations with Creators

Header: Bree “you should definitely not Google me at work” Daniels.

Last Updated: May 17, 2013

27 Comments

  1. Tasty peas mixed with porridge

    May 17, 2013 at 16:05

    Nice furry rug

    Reply

  2. KingKappie

    May 17, 2013 at 16:06

    “Header: Bree “you should definitely not Google me at work” Daniels.”

    He is joking google it at work!

    Reply

  3. umar bastra

    May 17, 2013 at 16:06

    • Tasty peas mixed with porridge

      May 17, 2013 at 16:24

      Like your AVATAR because the voice actor for big booker daddy dewitt blew me away. Fck Nolan North.

      Reply

    • Tasty peas mixed with porridge

      May 17, 2013 at 16:32

      Troy Baker can also sing, can Nolan North say that :p

      Reply

      • umar bastra

        May 17, 2013 at 16:52

        He is very very awesome indeed, from the trailers alone of Last of Us I can tell he’s gonna do a dang good job

        Reply

  4. DieJason

    May 17, 2013 at 16:09

    Darryn was “bumped up a class”? They made space for him in a luggage compartment?

    Reply

    • Tasty peas mixed with porridge

      May 17, 2013 at 16:20

      His Batman Breath had to be stored in the Toilet air suction divice… fuck… I need more beer.

      Reply

      • DieJason

        May 17, 2013 at 16:24

        Beer is but an hour away…. or wine. Or brandy. Or something.

        Reply

        • Tasty peas mixed with porridge

          May 17, 2013 at 16:25

          The Devils Urine, BEWARE THE FALSE SHEPARD!!! 😛

          Reply

          • DieJason

            May 17, 2013 at 16:30

            But but…. met eish! Actually, my true plans – visist a wineyard, eat a burger, drink some wine, get the hell home to watch a movie / play Dishonored. Getting cold in the Cape now

          • Tasty peas mixed with porridge

            May 17, 2013 at 16:35

            SWEET

        • Admiral Chief Combat Engineer

          May 17, 2013 at 17:27

          Beer, in hand NOW

          Reply

      • Rince an repeat

        May 17, 2013 at 16:29

        Oh gods, tomorrow is going to be fun 0_0

        Reply

        • Tasty peas mixed with porridge

          May 17, 2013 at 16:36

          Doing our second play at Dead Space 3 with PROPER GUNS now that we have finished it. SO BEER AND DEAD NECROMORPHES thanks to being immune to my grenade launcher splash damage.

          WE WILL OWN THE MARKER!!! AND NOT A SINGLE FUCKING MICRO TRANSACTION IN SIGHT YOU GREEDY EA FUCKTARDS

          Reply

          • Rince an repeat

            May 17, 2013 at 16:37

            Hahahah! ‘Bullshit, all I am going to hear is ‘REVIEW ME!’

          • Tasty peas mixed with porridge

            May 17, 2013 at 16:40

            REVIVE ME!!! I think you have been on LG far to long now lol

          • Admiral Chief Combat Engineer

            May 17, 2013 at 17:27

            XD

          • Andre116

            May 17, 2013 at 18:43

            Review me? How’s that going to work? Are you just going to tell him that he drinks to much, probably won’t ever amount to anything much and is a huge disappointment to the rest of the family?

          • Rince an repeat

            May 18, 2013 at 11:09

            BURN, and OUCH!

    • Rince an repeat

      May 17, 2013 at 16:37

      Nice, I like this.

      Reply

  5. Lourens Jordaan

    May 17, 2013 at 16:13

    “the closest I’ve come is to not be seated next to a morbidly obese, sweaty guy who snores” – I circumvent these little problems by being the obese sweaty guy who snores. There is a word for people without beards: woman

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    • Tasty peas mixed with porridge

      May 17, 2013 at 16:21

      ROFL

      Reply

    • Rince an repeat

      May 18, 2013 at 11:09

      A Bells you deserve!

      Reply

  6. David Roberts

    May 17, 2013 at 19:12

    She is one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen. Who is she?

    Reply

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