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In Other News – 18 March 2014

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While I find myself with a rare few days where I’m not currently reviewing any new games, I’ve been taking a break to get in touch with some old classics. Red Dead Redemption, LA Noire and Vanquish have held up beautifully well lately. But I’m having a blast with the HD version ofDBZ Budokai. Big hair, bigger shoulder pads and ridiculous screaming sessions. Its good to be a fan of the eighties when playing that game.

In Other News: Epic Games still employs a Samaritan, Aztez is going to brawl on PS4, Killzone gets patched and rogues make money.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy protesting outside of the wrong court case.

News

Ether One looks like a peaceful romp through the mind of dementia patients
MLB 14 attempts to fix bugs on on the road to the show
Ex Disney Interactive devs form Shark Punch, reveal The Master Plan
Rogue Legacy became profitable within its first hour on sale
Amazon’s game console may be a dongle, stream PC games
Killzone: Shadow Fall patch to improve stability, add new servers
Strategic brawler Aztez announced for next-gen consoles and PC
Epic Games working on a new IP, new Samaritan character art shown

Stuff

Lost in space: Routine is the chilling, lonely firstperson horror game set on the moon
Still Playing: Hotline Miami – Vita’s accidental killer app
Yes, you can complete Titanfall’s campaigns without firing a single shot
The fastest Ocarina of Time player just beat his own world record

Videos

Everquest – Nostalgia trailer
Titanfall – War on the frontier trailer
Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD – An epic tale trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Writer Phillippa Boyens talks The Hobbit: There and back again
Here’s your first look at Charlie Brown and Snoopy in the Peanuts movie
Inside the Writers Studio – Right in the animated feels
EFC 28 bookings now open at Ster Kinekor
The Incredibles and Ratatouille are heading back to cinemas for a 3D re-release
We Review Need For Speed – Yay cars! Boo humans!
This first trailer for The Maze is not like the others

Model: Raven Bay and Rikki Sixx

Last Updated: March 18, 2014

48 Comments

  1. DDDDOUBLE TROUBLE

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  2. Admiral Chief of comments

    March 18, 2014 at 16:00

    • VampyreSquirrel

      March 18, 2014 at 16:08

      Now that would make tipping cows so much easier.

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      • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

        March 18, 2014 at 16:37

        I always thought that cow tipping meant giving a cow the tip

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        • VampyreSquirrel

          March 18, 2014 at 16:40

          lol… not quite. youtube it

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          • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

            March 18, 2014 at 16:43

            Lol, I did eventually learn what it really is. But with that image in mind, it made your comment so much funnier

  3. Admiral Chief of comments

    March 18, 2014 at 16:01

    • Hammersteyn

      March 18, 2014 at 16:13

      Can’t make it, busy

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      • Kensei Seraph

        March 19, 2014 at 07:46

        Nice answer.

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    • Sageville

      March 19, 2014 at 09:55

      TLDR

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  4. Alien Emperor Trevor

    March 18, 2014 at 16:06

    I think I went to the wrong school. Our dress code was far more formal.

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    • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

      March 18, 2014 at 16:08

      Both those girls look really dof though… All you have to do is ask them:

      Do you know the difference between sex and a conversation? at this point they would most likely say No then you just reply with Good, lets talk

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    • Hammersteyn

      March 18, 2014 at 16:12

      At least you had girls.

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        March 18, 2014 at 16:13

        My Std 6 Accounting teacher was a part time bikini model.

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        • Hammersteyn

          March 18, 2014 at 16:16

          Yeah we had a couple of university students come by and do part time teaching. First thing that gone thrown out the window before discipline was maturity

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        • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

          March 18, 2014 at 16:17

          I had a young match teacher that use to not wear undies and always had a mini skirt on. And her desk was on a platform infront of the class, so everything was eye level when you sit at your desk… Safe to say every boy fought to sit at the desks in front O_o

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          • Hammersteyn

            March 18, 2014 at 16:19

            She must have thought you were eager to learn math or she was an incredible tease.

          • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

            March 18, 2014 at 16:23

            Think more of a tease, because she enjoyed the attention

        • Weanerdog

          March 18, 2014 at 18:32

          My std 10 economics teacher was a photo model and we got to see her portfolio in class one day, half of which was in lingerie. Best class ever!!!!

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  5. Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

    March 18, 2014 at 16:06

    Does this header have anything to do with Willem Swanepoel saying that he has seen porn movies with good plots?

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    • VampyreSquirrel

      March 18, 2014 at 16:08

      I wouldn’t be surprised.

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      • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

        March 18, 2014 at 16:10

        Oh teacher, you caught us in our underwear in class… Fuck us right?! (hehe, interrobang)

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        • VampyreSquirrel

          March 18, 2014 at 16:12

          Yeah, that’s a very good plot.

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  6. Hammersteyn

    March 18, 2014 at 16:09

    Two ladies, is this because Firday is a holiday?

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    • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

      March 18, 2014 at 16:11

      No, because Darryn was looking for a porn movie with a good plot

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      • Hammersteyn

        March 18, 2014 at 16:12

        Game of Thrones?

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        • VampyreSquirrel

          March 18, 2014 at 16:13

          That has a plot?

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          • Hammersteyn

            March 18, 2014 at 16:13

            Boobs, I mean yes.

        • HvR

          March 18, 2014 at 16:32

          • VampyreSquirrel

            March 18, 2014 at 16:41

            There’s 3 (or 4) South Park episodes about that… well Butters goes on and on about it.

          • Hammersteyn

            March 18, 2014 at 16:45

            South Park FTW

    • Admiral Chief of comments

      March 18, 2014 at 16:15

      Firday?

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      • VampyreSquirrel

        March 18, 2014 at 16:15

        Furday?

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      • Hammersteyn

        March 18, 2014 at 16:16

        Sorry got beer on my mind.

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  7. Hammersteyn

    March 18, 2014 at 16:14

    So today Darryn wasn’t reviewing any new games so he decided to take a break and play games. Where can I send my CV again?

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    • VampyreSquirrel

      March 18, 2014 at 16:22

      He was watching old movies today… old Schuster movies.

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      • Hammersteyn

        March 18, 2014 at 16:25

        Those were the best.

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      • RinceIsIngwer

        March 18, 2014 at 16:25

        Sickening…

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  8. Hammersteyn

    March 18, 2014 at 16:18

    Rikki Sixx original name was Rikki Six. Such innovation. A third x and she would have been onto something

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    • SheHulkNigri

      March 18, 2014 at 16:19

      Like the Dildomaster-Fucktron T7000?

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    • VampyreSquirrel

      March 18, 2014 at 16:41

      Probably didn’t want to give away what she does for a living.

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      • Hammersteyn

        March 18, 2014 at 16:44

        LOL

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  9. Admiral Chief of comments

    March 18, 2014 at 16:19

    • Hammersteyn

      March 18, 2014 at 16:24

      Not as easy as it looks.

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    • Blackhawk

      March 18, 2014 at 19:33

      I’m in love!!!

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    • Brian Murphy

      March 19, 2014 at 04:17

      Vica Kerekes

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  10. SheHulkNigri

    March 18, 2014 at 16:20

    Blond: “Oops. I fartsed! LoL”
    Brunette: “I know! Look at my face!!!”

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  11. Brian Murphy

    March 19, 2014 at 02:45

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