I’ve been staring at this screen for half an hour now figuring out what to write in this space. And the problem is, I’m all out of self-deprecation humour. So I’m just going to say that Geoff smells weird and has bad taste in food, and leave it at that and maturely cheese it.
In Other News: Rovio ain’t no spy, Blackguards is skilled, Nintendo denies those sensible rumours and it’s Microsoft versus a hundred.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy planning to outlive everyone with the sheer willpower of being an asshole.
Rovio denies involvement in NSA data surveillance
Relaxed restrictions draw Chinese electronics giant into console scene
Star Wars Assault Team ccg rolling out on mobile
Examine the vast skill system found in Blackguards
Nintendo denies mini-games on mobile
Ken Kutaragi to receive lifetime achievement award at GDC
Pokemon X and Y global link tourney set for February
Microsoft’s working on something similar to 1 vs 100
Minecraft and Terraria descendant Starbound launches the block-construction genre into orbit
Black Flags and red herrings: Assassin’s Creed’s lead writer on what’s next for the series
This is how you support an old PC game
The adventure game of the future uses virtual reality
What’s on at The Movies
We Review Grudge Match – A very funny if cliched return to the ring
Check out the final designs for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Vin Diesel confirms that Universal wants to develop another Riddick movie
Everybody be cool, this first trailer for Sly Cooper is on it!
Midweek Mouth Off – Are these the biggest turkeys of 2014?
You’re not lost, you’re in a maze in this trailer for In Fear
There is evil in this world with this creepy new trailer for Maleficent
Last Updated: January 29, 2014