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In Other News – 23 October 2013

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Bianca Beauchamp

It’s almost Halloween time, and usually, I like to take part in an annual tradition. No, not scaring small children with my Borat mankini costume! Watching scary movies! I’ve got a few lined up already for that night. Films such as the Barney the Dinosaur movie, taped recordings of Joan Rivers and The FP. This year is gon’ be scary.

In Other News: Your fate is mirrored this Friday, Volgar the Viking should have been a pirate, Ken Levin gets an award and what the bloody hell are you staring at mate?

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy buying My Little Pony night-lights for the horror movie festival.

News

DICE has over 15 Frostbite games in development
Serious Sam Double D XXL adds 30 more guns, new things on Steam
Ken Levine will receive a lifetime achievement award at the Golden Joysticks
Castlevania Mirror of Fate HD out this Friday on Xbox Live
Only 4% of Volgar the Viking players bought the game
PS4 party chat will support up to eight users
Broken Sword and Organ Trail join Humble Bundle
Microsoft working on Google Glass rival

Stuff

What the Aliens franchise could learn from Outlast
Nintendo has limited edition 3DS XL’s, and they’re pretty hot
Get more out of your trades in Pokémon X and Y
Ellen Page, giant robots and snazzy colours

Videos

The Guided Fate Paradox – Gameplay trailer
White Heaven – Debut teaser
Rocksmith 2014 Edition – Launch trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Will the Mandarin appear in a secret Marvel project?
Stephen Lang will return for all the Avatar sequels
Learn the rule of the Outback in this first trailer for Wolf Creek 2
Midweek Mouth Off – Hungry for the Hunger Games Part 2?
The new trailer for Neighbours is taking it sleazy
You don’t have to look for it, this full Tarzan trailer will find you!

Model: Bianca Beauchamp

Last Updated: October 23, 2013

94 Comments

  1. : 0

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    • graciehardy886

      October 24, 2013 at 13:59

      before I looked at the check ov $4001, I didn’t believe
      …that…my best friend was like really making money parttime from there
      labtop.. there great aunt has done this for only fifteen months and recently
      paid for the mortgage on their apartment and bought a great new Aston Martin
      DB5. we looked here, http://www.bay35.??m

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  2. Devourer of Small Bunnies

    October 23, 2013 at 16:03

    :/ nope

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  3. SaintsRowNigri

    October 23, 2013 at 16:04

    Are you trying to scare the shit out of us with that ION. Bianca was fine in her early years, but alas…

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    • Sageville

      October 23, 2013 at 16:46

      Hey, while you kick poor Bianca to the curb, I’d be there to pick up the latex covered pieces.

      Call me a white knight if you must, but I’d take one for the LG team in this regards.

      Yeah thats how I roll.

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      • Aussious

        October 23, 2013 at 19:43

        I think she’s Okay if you ask me…

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    • Aussious

      October 23, 2013 at 19:42

      I don’t get it, she looks just like every other ‘adult entertainer’ in Hollywood what the big deal?

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      • SaintsRowNigri

        October 23, 2013 at 19:54

        Her body is ok, but her face looks like it suffered from too much plastic surgery, you know? Reminds me of that cat face lady…

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  4. Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    October 23, 2013 at 16:05

    Dafuq is that!?

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    • SaintsRowNigri

      October 23, 2013 at 16:07

      Brenda trying to give us all nightmares me thinks…

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    • NecroRince

      October 23, 2013 at 16:27

      Agreed…

      Reply

    • Crazy

      October 25, 2013 at 06:01

      AWW IT’S A KAWAII DOG SO KAWAII!!

      Reply

    • Austin Murasame

      October 25, 2013 at 06:03

      SO KAWAII~!!

      Reply

  5. MosselMayCry

    October 23, 2013 at 16:07

    I waited 5 min longer for this?!

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    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 23, 2013 at 16:12

      Sad is it not?

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    • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

      October 23, 2013 at 16:15

      I really don’t mean to be rude, but I thought it was a guy.

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    • NecroRince

      October 23, 2013 at 16:27

      I call rip off…

      Reply

  6. SaintsRowNigri

    October 23, 2013 at 16:11

    Is Lazygamer seriously trying to lose readers??? First it is the Top 10 from hell, and now the ION from hell!!!!

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    • Ultimo_Cleric N7

      October 23, 2013 at 16:17

      WHAT IS THIS WTICHCRAFT

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      • Vampyre Squirrel

        October 23, 2013 at 16:34

        Witchcraft*

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        • Ultimo_Cleric N7

          October 23, 2013 at 16:45

          *Vampire

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          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 23, 2013 at 16:47

            lol… it’s correct both ways, just means something slightly different the way I have it… and no I’m not explaining… been a long hellish day.

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 23, 2013 at 16:52

            A vampyre is a mortal vampire, if I have it correct?

          • Rock789

            October 24, 2013 at 07:52

            Mortal vampire? That’s no fun… What’s the point of running around draining everyone of their liquid ruby, only to die of old age anyway… That would make me a very sad vampire! 😉

          • Ultimo_Cleric N7

            October 24, 2013 at 10:03

            I thought it was a grammar nazi vampire…

    • NecroRince

      October 23, 2013 at 16:28

      AND, not mention of my 10k milestone! DAPHUQ?!

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      • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

        October 23, 2013 at 16:29

        I would’ve expected a treat for your 10k milestone, but nothing. What are your plans now, what shall you do next? Today 10k comments…tomorrow the world.

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        • NecroRince

          October 23, 2013 at 16:31

          I was thinking of killing Rincethis, and rising as something else to get to 10k again. Then I had to listen to a busking guy outside and thought fuck it…

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  7. ToshZA

    October 23, 2013 at 16:14

    I was too busy buying My Little Pony night-lights for the horror movie festival.

    Are ya sure they’re for your horror movie festival, and not just for your your bedroom night lights?

    Also, header – so very very hot. Pun intended. Damn! (Edit: C’mon, nobody ever wanted a Cougar?)

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  8. TiMsTeR1033

    October 23, 2013 at 16:15

    Here is a better image

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    • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

      October 23, 2013 at 16:17

      In no way is that better.

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      • TiMsTeR1033

        October 23, 2013 at 16:24

        I said better, never said good!

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      • NecroRince

        October 23, 2013 at 16:28

        It’s worse… On oh so many levels of hell.

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        • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

          October 23, 2013 at 16:29

          Thank you! Finally someone agrees!

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          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 23, 2013 at 16:42

            Then how about this?

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 23, 2013 at 16:44

            No. Also no.
            Go check out the artwork Cleric and I created on the Batman Firefly article. Those are better than this….stuff

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 23, 2013 at 16:47

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 23, 2013 at 16:50

            Tim… I think you’ve been married for too long LOL

            *RUNS*

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 23, 2013 at 16:55

            Wait till Gta time! Will Run you over!!

          • Austin Moresame

            October 25, 2013 at 05:55

            w00t she’s sexy!!

          • Mike

            October 25, 2013 at 05:56

            -FAP FAP FAP FAP- Can’t stop fapping!

      • Aussious

        October 23, 2013 at 19:47

        So please enlighten me what is so mortifying about this woman besides the fact that she probably has grand kids… Lol Milfs are like the in thing lately.

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    • Ultimo_Cleric N7

      October 23, 2013 at 16:18

      wowowowowoww

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      • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

        October 23, 2013 at 16:24

        nononono

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        • Otto_ki

          October 23, 2013 at 16:50

          ditto

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  9. Ultimo_Cleric N7

    October 23, 2013 at 16:20

    While I like a pretty redhead and all, this…..no.
    Please help us punish Darryn for this by posting images of the Firefly series on his previous post of the Batman villian of the same name.
    Thanks and GOOD NIGHT!

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    • NecroRince

      October 23, 2013 at 16:30

      I raise you, post pictures of the Parletons… Make the bitch cry…

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      • Ultimo_Cleric N7

        October 23, 2013 at 16:44

        No, I dont want to be asociated with the filth that is the Parlabones

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        • NecroRince

          October 23, 2013 at 16:45

          Not even if it means an eternal scar on the Brenda’s mind?

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    • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

      October 23, 2013 at 16:31

      We gave better pictures of girls in the firefly article

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  10. BeefCake

    October 23, 2013 at 16:22

    She looks like Steve Stiffler’s Mom

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  11. Anon A Mouse

    October 23, 2013 at 16:30

    I don’t even think Lardus will approve…

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    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      October 23, 2013 at 16:30

      I’d love to hear what he has to say about this… this… whatever it is

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    • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

      October 23, 2013 at 16:33

      I think he ran away.

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  12. Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

    October 23, 2013 at 16:31

    She looks like Jennifer Coolidge O_o

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    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      October 23, 2013 at 16:31

      Thanx for making it even WORSE!

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    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      October 23, 2013 at 16:31

      Also… Why IceCreamMan?

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      • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

        October 23, 2013 at 16:32

        Don’t ask

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      • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

        October 23, 2013 at 16:33

        Don’t ask dude. Save yourself.

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        • Anon A Mouse

          October 23, 2013 at 16:36

          Why not? What evil spirit doesn’t like ice cream? *He says with a straight face*

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          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 23, 2013 at 16:36

            Those were my words.
            “Who doesn’t like ice cream?”

      • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

        October 23, 2013 at 16:40

        Blame John here, he asked that I post something weird and disturbing, what could be more disturbing than imagining Jennifer Coolidge in lingerie?

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        • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

          October 23, 2013 at 16:42

          They’re asking about the ice cream man.
          *rubs hands nervously*

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          • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

            October 23, 2013 at 16:43

            Well I only have this one…

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 23, 2013 at 16:45

            And then I of course go and watch it. Shit man.
            Freaks the living crap out of me.
            And it’s a different one to the last. New wonderful nightmarish memories!

          • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

            October 23, 2013 at 16:49

            See, I told you that you need to be tactful 😛

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 23, 2013 at 16:52

            You’re too tactful for my linear brain at this time of the day.

          • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

            October 23, 2013 at 17:28

            But weren’t you the one that asked me to live up to my name? 😛

          • NecroRince

            October 23, 2013 at 20:51

            NOOoOooooooooooooo!

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 24, 2013 at 07:41

            Why did I freaking as. Just… Just why

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 24, 2013 at 07:42

            Told you

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 24, 2013 at 07:53

            *sigh* you did. Now I have new nightmares to have

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 24, 2013 at 08:16

            This is one of two, I think the other one is worse.

  13. Anon A Mouse

    October 23, 2013 at 16:34

    ….

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  14. Vampyre Squirrel

    October 23, 2013 at 16:36

    WTF Brenda? Sheesh!

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  15. Vampyre Squirrel

    October 23, 2013 at 16:45

    The IONS were going so well Brenda… WTF Happened?

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  16. NecroRince

    October 23, 2013 at 16:45

    No mention of my milestone Darryn, you make me cray, CRY!

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    • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

      October 23, 2013 at 16:46

      Shame!
      This is really his off day, isn’t it?

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      October 23, 2013 at 19:03

      What milestone?

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      • NecroRince

        October 23, 2013 at 19:08

        Nothing you’ll understand or reach:P

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        • Weanerdog

          October 23, 2013 at 20:06

          Congrats on the 10 000 sorry i was playing games all day so i misses the actual moment.

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          • NecroRince

            October 24, 2013 at 09:23

            Thanks man! Hope it was a good gaming session 🙂

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          October 23, 2013 at 20:09

          BOOM! 😀

          Reply

  17. Weanerdog

    October 23, 2013 at 20:08

    Bianca is cult classic. Its all about the fetish.

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  18. HvR

    October 23, 2013 at 22:30

    Has Lazygamer gone full on retard on us?

    Horrendous top 10 list!

    This ION!

    News24 commentators!!!!

    Ad bots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I’ expecting some racial comment war to rebak out any moment now.

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    • MosselMayCry

      October 24, 2013 at 07:29

      Dont forget a war between atheists and christians.

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  19. Drizzt

    October 24, 2013 at 09:53

    I thought the ION was a man dressed as a woman…

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  20. Mike

    October 25, 2013 at 05:53

    YOU STILL WATCH BARNEY!? YOU GAY FOOL!! YOU NEED HELP FOOL!! NOBODY WATCHES BARNEY NO MORE!!

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    • Gavin Mannion

      October 25, 2013 at 06:02

      Caps lock isn’t your friend… also Barney rocks

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      • Mike

        October 25, 2013 at 06:09

        WHAT!? YOU LIKE BARNEY TOO!? GAVIN MANNION YOU GAY FOOL!! YOU NEED HELP FOOL!!

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        • Juan Perez

          October 25, 2013 at 06:10

          That’s right!!

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        • Gavin Mannion

          October 25, 2013 at 07:21

          absolutely… also you realise we can see all the comments are coming from you? That’s kinda sad.

          Barney would have taught you better..

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          • Mike

            October 25, 2013 at 08:50

            What your mother grounded you for watching Barney!?

  21. Juan Perez

    October 25, 2013 at 06:00

    YOU LIKE MY LITTLE PONY!! YOU ARE SO GAY!! YOU NEED HELP!! GODDAMMIT!! WTF IS UP ALL THESE PONY OBSESSED PEOPLE!! YOU’RE SUCH A BRONY DARRYN!! WE GOT A BRONY FROM LAZY GAMER AND HIS NAME IS DARRYN BONTHUYS!!

    Reply

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