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In Other News – 24 October 2013 Homegrown Hottie Edition

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I’ve always wondered how other people deal with annoying spam phone calls. Personally, I like to recite lines from the 1994 Street Fighter film, pretending to be M Bison. That, and the tactic works wonderfully when the Mormons come around and I greet them dressed as the Raul Julia portrayed character. BECAUSE NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO PRAY TO YOUR GOD!

In Other News: Bravely Default gets classy, chow down on a CounterStrike McBurger, Xbox One and PS4 are pretty much the same and the Shredder has something to say.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy trying to explain why I was wearing so much red leather.

News

UK postal strike threatens to scupper Call of Duty: Ghosts launch
NBA 2K14 next-gen runs at 1080P and 60 fps
Xbox One and PS4 specs are nearly identical, says Resident Evil creator
PS4 controller drops pressure sensitive face buttons
Bravely Default gets classy European special edition
Rose and Time returns to Ouya following funding program changes
Terraria 2 targets multiple platforms for launch
Halo creators mobile FPS game now called Midnight Star

Stuff

McDonalds names burger…after video game team
Ready for launch – Phil Harrison talks Xbox One
A game about dropping out of college, also you’re a cat
Lost Oddworld inhabitants, hand of Odd and Citizen Siege

Videos

XCOM: Enemy Within – Security Breach trailer
Screwattack video game vault – Fighting Force
Guncraft – Paranoia mode trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Win a Great Gatsby DVD with Warner Bros
Top List Thursdays – Top ten magnificently terrible moments of acting
William Fichtner talks a lot more about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Not one, but two new trailers for Anchorman: The Legend Continues
Constantin Films to press on with a Mortal Instruments sequel
Say hello to your new Christian Grey for Fifty Shades of Grey

Model: Megan Klaase

Last Updated: October 24, 2013

40 Comments

  1. *imagines Brenda in red leather*

    *proceeds to apply brain bleach*

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    • MosselMayCry

      October 24, 2013 at 16:04

      Rince and repeat.

      Reply

      • Ultimo_Cleric N7

        October 24, 2013 at 16:05

        Forever.

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        • MosselMayCry

          October 24, 2013 at 16:06

          Actually dont rince. just let it soak in the bleach.

          Reply

          • ToshZA

            October 24, 2013 at 16:28

            For a month.

        • SaintsRowNigri

          October 24, 2013 at 16:06

          At this time, might I suggest the exorcism?

          Reply

      • Admiral Chief Ninja

        October 24, 2013 at 16:06

        Who are you?

        Where am I?

        Who am I?

        How do I know how to type?

        Oh look, an article…

        GAAAAAAH!!!!

        *brain bleaches again*

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      • NecroRince

        October 24, 2013 at 16:25

        You called?!

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      October 24, 2013 at 18:51

      You mean this?

      Edit: Damn double image.

      Reply

      • Mike

        October 25, 2013 at 08:23

        EYYY WHAT THE FUCK!?

        Reply

      • NecroRince

        October 25, 2013 at 08:53

        WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!?!

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          October 25, 2013 at 08:59

          I was just making sure that we’re all talking about the same thing when everyone said they didn’t want to see it. Mission accomplished!

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      • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

        October 25, 2013 at 09:16

        What is wrong with you!?!?!?!

        Reply

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          October 25, 2013 at 09:26

          Hey, I’m quite proud of my MS Paint masterpiece. trollol!

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          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 25, 2013 at 09:31

            You have created a monster!

  2. ElimiNathan

    October 24, 2013 at 16:08

    Nee! Sies!

    Reply

  3. TiMsTeR1033

    October 24, 2013 at 16:09

    Home grown NOTTIE!

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    • SaintsRowNigri

      October 24, 2013 at 16:13

      Ok. Tim is a great guy, but can we now just ban the guy for using the word “NOTTIE?”

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      • TiMsTeR1033

        October 24, 2013 at 16:20

        why?

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        • Brian Murphy

          October 24, 2013 at 19:05

          Because it makes you sound like you’re writing from the Jersey Shore.

          Reply

      • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

        October 24, 2013 at 16:21

        I call intervention. It’s long overdue.

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        • TiMsTeR1033

          October 24, 2013 at 16:22

          for saying Nottie! Dude Its not even a real word! Don’t single me out for intervention! That’s racist!

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          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 24, 2013 at 16:27

            Nah, couldn’t do that to you anyway. You’re a brother in arms.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 24, 2013 at 16:35

            GOOD! you earned the lifetime “Tim buys you a free beer award”

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 24, 2013 at 16:39

            You still owe me a beer. 😛

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 24, 2013 at 16:42

            indeed I do! You like sushi?

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 25, 2013 at 11:16

            Yeah I do… and so does the wife 😛

      • NecroRince

        October 24, 2013 at 16:30

        Bwahahahah

        Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      October 24, 2013 at 16:15

      Ah, she’s cute man, but could do with a burger.

      Reply

      • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

        October 24, 2013 at 16:21

        I’m with the Emperor.

        Reply

    • Nirith1ZA

      October 24, 2013 at 20:04

      Stop Thinking Like An AFRICAN in SOUTH AFRICA!!!!

      Reply

  4. Admiral Chief Ninja

    October 24, 2013 at 16:18

    DAT AWESOME XCOM TRAILER

    Reply

    • NecroRince

      October 24, 2013 at 16:24

      Yes, indeed 🙂

      Reply

    • Kensei Seraph

      October 25, 2013 at 08:04

      Watching that trailer is a nice way to start my day.

      Reply

    • Lardus-Resident Perve

      October 25, 2013 at 09:58

      I was iffy about XCom yet still pre-ordered it and enjoyed it. This expansions/DLC/whatever – I am truly EXCITED about it! Just need it to release now because I have been starving myself of XCom in anticipation!

      Reply

  5. TiMsTeR1033

    October 24, 2013 at 16:21

    Night in the woods game! sweet!

    Reply

  6. NecroRince

    October 24, 2013 at 16:34

    My gods, red leather, and Darryl. I have dry heaved for the second time this day…

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      October 24, 2013 at 21:29

      tee hee – see image below 😀

      Reply

  7. Hammersteyn

    October 24, 2013 at 17:21

    If LArdus is silent you know its a miss with the ION header

    Reply

  8. Lardus-Resident Perve

    October 25, 2013 at 10:02

    Hmmm, the Local Hottie is either a liar or she is naïve. “Being a real gentlemen, that’s what a females love.” – if that is the case, why am I almost 33 and single? *rant* Shure, they like keeping nice guys around, but it is the perves and rude guys that get to take the girl home…once, twice or multiple times. The gentleman is just there to hear about how good/bad the previous night was, never to participate. *end rant*

    Reply

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