I did it. I finally grew a pair and ripped open my four figure strong Amiibo collection, tearing the little plastic models out of their gorgeous cardboard casing. It didn’t take long for me to realise that their functionality in Super Smash Bros is pretty much useless. So now I’m sitting here wondering how I could’ve done things differently, while everyone else worries about rising taxes and petrol prices. You know, the unimportant stuff.
In Other News: PayDay won’t be able to steal more frames, The Phantom Pain has some issues still and Google’s AI is going to kill us all.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today, because we were too busy formulating our own Lazygamer Moonshine (tax free of course)
News
Payday 2 is 1080p on PS4 & Xbox One – but it probably won’t hit 60fps
This is what Destiny players most want next
Wii U Exclusive Xenoblade Chronicles X’s Video Shows Day/Night Cycle and Weather; Characters Introduced
Velocity 2X Xbox One/PC/Mac/Linux Version Gets a Super-Fast Announcement Trailer
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain: Hideo Kojima Explains a Problem He’s Working Hard to Solve
Stuff
You Might Not Survive An Assassin’s Creed-Style Haystack Dive
Motorola’s new Moto E has LTE and a bigger screen for just $149
LG’s ‘luxury’ Watch Urbane LTE doesn’t use Android Wear
Google’s AI can learn to play video games
Videos
Half-Life bugs are creepy as hell
Hunger Teaser Trailer
The Movies
DUCK TALES is returning to TV!
Neil Blomkamp’s ALIEN movie will ignore ALIEN 3 and ALIEN: RESURRECTION
The director of that incredible POWER/RANGERS short film may be facing a legal battle
You can’t stop Mother Nature in this trailer for GRIZZLY
Review – The Theory of Everything
Top List Thursday – Top Ten Highest Body Count Killers
Model: Courtney Smith
Last Updated: February 26, 2015
Pariah
February 26, 2015 at 16:03
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/smiling-lamb.jpg
Blood Emperor Trevor
February 26, 2015 at 16:05
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Pariah
February 26, 2015 at 16:16
Who is that? O_o
Brady miaau
February 26, 2015 at 16:19
Some sort of rugby player, I think. Lambie?
Hammersteyn
February 26, 2015 at 16:22
Allan Lamb, Zim Cricketer
Pariah
February 26, 2015 at 16:24
O_O
Blood Emperor Trevor
February 26, 2015 at 18:16
All the internet points for you!
Hammersteyn
February 26, 2015 at 18:29
XD
Hammersteyn
February 26, 2015 at 16:16
http://sportblog.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/patrick-lambie_51fer2vmtq9z1sxequajpcghi-1024×576.jpg
Pariah
February 26, 2015 at 16:16
He’s not smiling. Get back to your corner!
Hammersteyn
February 26, 2015 at 16:17
Get back, when was I in there in the first place?
Pariah
February 26, 2015 at 16:22
You didn’t know? Oh you poor thing.
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/0e/0eb2c02f895b0b27b7afbf768328e215c6440315344fe0c871c7b1f76d88c915.jpg
Victor "Vicky" Moolman
February 26, 2015 at 16:36
Thanks to Darren this picture will never be the same again:
https://twitter.com/Darrangedd/status/570946549049626624/photo/1
Pariah
February 26, 2015 at 16:40
What. That guy. Just. wtf.
Blood Emperor Trevor
February 26, 2015 at 18:16
Darryn’s cosplay just gets better & better.
Captain JJ the crafter
February 26, 2015 at 16:48
So many pics of men, why?
Hammersteyn
February 26, 2015 at 17:11
Don’t know any women with sheep,lamb or mutton in their name
Captain JJ the crafter
February 26, 2015 at 16:50
This is an ION after my own heart.
Why don’t we ever have puppy IONs?
Lardus-Resident Perve
February 26, 2015 at 16:03
Almost weekend! And its payday!!
Pariah
February 26, 2015 at 16:04
I got paid 2 days ago. My bank account is nearly empty already. :/
Lardus-Resident Perve
February 26, 2015 at 16:11
I only realised my pay was in this morning – don’t know how long its been there! I should set up notifications…
Hammersteyn
February 26, 2015 at 16:04
Lights on or Lights off?
Lights off. I like the mystery behind it.
Yeah some things are best left unseen
Brady miaau
February 26, 2015 at 16:09
So, off for me from 20:00 then. Where was I when the lights went out?
Solar lamps and stuff like that help, also some old fashioned hurricane lamps. Got quotes to get more solar and batteries in, but must first finish paying for new Subaru engine
Hammersteyn
February 26, 2015 at 16:17
O_o dayum. Subaru engine
Brady miaau
February 26, 2015 at 16:19
Built from new parts, from scratch. Only block and head is not brand new. Melted the old one on holiday, roughly 1 minute after a water pipe burst.
Paid for the work already, but a bit ouchy on my cashflow.
Hammersteyn
February 26, 2015 at 16:21
At least the car will run like new almost. I was referring to the lovely article of the ION header where they ask her lights on or off.
Pariah
February 26, 2015 at 16:26
And NOW I get it. LOL!
Hammersteyn
February 26, 2015 at 16:26
I was wondering XD
Pariah
February 26, 2015 at 16:27
Haha I’m at the office, I only read the Thursday ION when I get home. XD
Brady miaau
February 26, 2015 at 16:27
And car does run, but now need new seal for gearbox, imported from Japan, should be here on Monday. Cannot wait.
What?
Oh, actually click on model link.
Whoops
Brady miaau
February 26, 2015 at 16:31
Obligatory payday comment:
At least next month the tax increase is only 1%. I seriously was concerned it would be more, in a sliding scale upwards. Still, a few more bob per month to the government when they still cannot stop such wastage. Painful.
At least the petrol price is not going to effect us much……….
Pieter Kruger
February 26, 2015 at 16:42
Whoohoo! Fable legends will be free to play!!