I’ve decided that it’s time to grow up. After this year, I think that I shall cease dressing up as a fictional comic book character. Time to get real. Time to move on. It’s time to put money aside and buy a ludicrously faster motorcycle instead and cancel my life insurance policy. That’s how you adult, right?
In Other News: Trials pops a wheelie, Forza 5 gets more cars, Basement Crawl goes in for maintenance and Space Hulk SMASH!
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy wishing Matty Fig a happy birthday.
News
Valiant Hearts World War One game is sad
Titanfall CTF playlist returning to PC version
Basement Crawl to be fixed
Forza 5 car pass extended to offer two more free car packs
White noise online wants you to scare and be scared with friends
Space Hulk Deathwing screenshots make ugly look good
Play Planetary Annihilation alone in new Galactic War mode
Trials Frontier pops a wheelie on Android
Stuff
Popular card game is now melting eyes
Retrospective: Killer7
Ryu, enemy of waterfalls
Retrospective: Lemmings
Videos
Transformers: Rise of the Dark Spark – Gameplay trailer
Tropico 5 – Launch trailer
Maple Story 2 – Gameplay debut trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Shoryuken! Watch the full Street Fighter:Assassin’s Fist movie right here!
Cinophile – Cube
Drew Goddard departs Daredevil
Monday Box Office Report – Blended X-Men
X-Men Days of Future Past post credit sequence explained
Edgar Wright leaves Marvel’s Ant-Man
This trailer for The Equalizer will make an exception for you
Model: Bryci Stripes
Last Updated: May 26, 2014
Mossel
May 26, 2014 at 16:05
For those that dont know, this is Dara O’Briain.
Dutch Matrix
May 26, 2014 at 16:07
I just googled Bryci Stripes and saw I’d been had…
AceZero911
May 26, 2014 at 16:34
Yeah ummm, turn off your safe search, but definitely NSFW
Lardus-Resident Perve
May 26, 2014 at 17:44
Turn off? Really? Mine is always OFF! Google knows me so well, it is almost scary 😛
Weanerdog
May 26, 2014 at 19:20
What is this safe search he speaks of?
boondocksaint87
May 27, 2014 at 07:03
I think safe search is when you press Ctrl+Shift+N in chrome?
Weanerdog
May 27, 2014 at 08:28
I am sorry I showed my wife this she always found the best stuff.
Admiral Chief in Space
May 26, 2014 at 16:09
^THIS
This deserves a bazillion upvotes, in fact, all teh upvotes are belong to this
CAE9872
May 26, 2014 at 16:12
I love Dara O’Briain. His Metal Gear Solid skit is just brilliant.
Hammersteyn
May 26, 2014 at 16:18
No other Art form does this. Art. You hear that you silly politicians!
Dutch Matrix
May 26, 2014 at 16:22
But is it art if it stops you from enjoying it due to a lack of skill?
Hammersteyn
May 26, 2014 at 16:26
These days there are maybe one in a hundred that’s too hard to complete. Long gone are the days of games being Nintendo hard
Mark Treloar
May 26, 2014 at 17:58
But is it art if you stare at a painting that sold for $37 Million Dollars, but looks oddly familiar like that picture my 5 year old sister did in Kindergarden. Art is seriously subjective and unfortunately some people who are considered artists feel they have a right to decide what is and what is not art.
Dutch Matrix
May 26, 2014 at 16:06
Yes, Darryn. Thank you. Now I am going to be stuck in traffic with dirty thoughts. Instead of my usual “Cut me off again mother-lover and I’ll stab you in the testicles!”
CAE9872
May 26, 2014 at 16:14
Glad to see I am not the only one threatening to make people father/mother-less! I HATE traffic and the idiots on the road. All of you…I mean them!
Hammersteyn
May 26, 2014 at 16:06
Happy B-day Matty!
hairyknees
May 26, 2014 at 16:39
Shot <3 🙂
Admiral Chief in Space
May 26, 2014 at 16:07
Not quite left to right, but the underbewb and posture makes up for that
Admiral Chief in Space
May 26, 2014 at 16:08
MATTTTTYFEEEEEEEG
hairyknees
May 26, 2014 at 16:39
Thanks for the message dude! Appreciate it 🙂
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 26, 2014 at 16:11
It’s a good thing she wasn’t wearing plaid when inventing her model name.
Tomahawk "Lightning" Jones
May 26, 2014 at 16:13
White g-strings are just… a bad idea.
Dutch Matrix
May 26, 2014 at 16:20
That is why I remove them as soon as I am able to!
Archzion
May 26, 2014 at 16:17
My browser history knows her.
Gracie
May 26, 2014 at 16:19
Knows who???
Dutch Matrix
May 26, 2014 at 16:19
OK. Who is she really? Or is Google just holding out on me again?
Gracie
May 26, 2014 at 16:23
Who are you talking about???
Hammersteyn
May 26, 2014 at 16:36
Bryci Stripes
eXpZA
May 26, 2014 at 16:19
Gracie
May 26, 2014 at 16:19
Loved it
Gracie
May 26, 2014 at 16:26
That was fun to watch
hairyknees
May 26, 2014 at 16:24
Awwww thanks LG <3 xoxo #loveyoulongtime!
Gracie
May 26, 2014 at 16:25
Oh yeah but first let me take a selfie
hairyknees
May 26, 2014 at 16:32
I was gonna reply to you, BUT first, lemme take a selfie! #selfie #hashtag #swag #yolo
Gracie
May 27, 2014 at 00:35
Wow well let me do one
Devourer of Small Bunnies
May 26, 2014 at 16:26
sweet baby moses.
Gracie
May 26, 2014 at 16:28
But first let me take a selfie
Gracie
May 26, 2014 at 16:31
Heyyyyyyyy
Gracie
May 26, 2014 at 16:29
Tell me if u like this dress?
Gracie
May 26, 2014 at 16:30
Tell me if unlike it or love it or not
Hammersteyn
May 26, 2014 at 17:11
It looks like the dress Norman Bates’s mother died in ~_~
Gracie
May 26, 2014 at 19:09
What the dress what 1:50$ shut your damn mouth
Hammersteyn
May 26, 2014 at 19:33
I’m serious, take a look (refresh for image)
Gracie
May 27, 2014 at 00:24
Can’t really tell what’s going on?
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
May 27, 2014 at 08:45
bwhahahahahahaha. Thank you for lightening up my day a little
Hammersteyn
May 27, 2014 at 09:00
O_o if I scroll up I begin to believe she may have this site confused with facebook.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
May 27, 2014 at 09:21
Yeah I saw the same this morning.
And then that stupid song “Selfie” popped in to my head
Hammersteyn
May 27, 2014 at 09:23
The songs fine, the girl talking isn’t.
Tomahawk "Lightning" Jones
June 1, 2014 at 21:06
Hammer wins the internet. HE WINS IT ALL!
RinceofFuturePast
May 27, 2014 at 09:34
HAHAHAHAH! WIN
hairyknees
May 26, 2014 at 16:31
Oh and I approve of this ION 😛
Gracie
May 26, 2014 at 16:32
The dress????
hairyknees
May 26, 2014 at 16:38
Underboob <3 <3 <3 <3
Gracie
May 26, 2014 at 19:09
Let me guess u don’t have any
Gracie
May 27, 2014 at 00:36
Are u a guy or a girl????
Gracie
May 26, 2014 at 16:34
Like if like it
Weanerdog
May 26, 2014 at 17:00
Sorry not crazy about the dress, like the under-boob though
Gracie
May 26, 2014 at 19:01
It’s ok it doesn’t look that good in a pic but do u like the scarf?
Gracie
May 26, 2014 at 19:10
It’s fine
Weanerdog
May 26, 2014 at 19:14
Hi Gracie, that is quite a lot of scarf you got going there. But whats with the how does this look thing?
Edited for reasons
Gracie
May 27, 2014 at 00:16
Just wanna know
Gracie
May 27, 2014 at 00:37
Fashion is me all me
Weanerdog
May 27, 2014 at 07:32
Well maybe you are asking the wrong bunch, I am an old fat guy with the fashion sense of a scarecrow and I am probably a little above average for the community here.
Secondly, you look like a 12 year old girl playing dress up.
thirdly, its hard to judge fashion with General Ackbar shouting over my headset.
Gracie
May 28, 2014 at 15:06
I sorry for that u still got fashion it’s ok this is the best fan ever he is so cute and I fell in love with him he loves my music and when he was sick he was listen to my music when he was sick how sweet
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
May 26, 2014 at 17:23
Happy Birthday Matty Fig!
Gracie
May 27, 2014 at 00:20
When is ur birthday???
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
May 27, 2014 at 08:44
Already past
Gracie
May 27, 2014 at 19:17
Oh cool my b day is may 31
Gracie
May 26, 2014 at 18:59
Hey guys I’m back
Gracie
May 26, 2014 at 19:00
Like if u like my scarf
Gustav Willem Diedericks
May 26, 2014 at 19:08
Scarf? Sorry, I’m a bit blind. Is it perhaps in the background?
Gracie
May 26, 2014 at 19:13
Oh I’m sorry ill take another pic for ya
Kensei Seraph
May 26, 2014 at 21:01
Why are you using bananas as a scarf?
Gracie
May 27, 2014 at 00:14
Were did u get bananas as a scarf???
Maria Marry
May 26, 2014 at 20:29
No no I am not agree with that because of http://bit.ly/1tFDwSM
Gracie
May 27, 2014 at 00:18
I think this is my love
Gracie
May 27, 2014 at 00:40
My birthday is may 31 but the big party will be in June and u guys have asked me to post pics of it and I will promise you and look at this
Gracie
May 27, 2014 at 00:45
Icecream is good on a rainy day
Shannen Allison
May 27, 2014 at 01:41
Here is more picture’s like this http://goo.gl/fwuuZK
Gracie
May 27, 2014 at 19:16
Yeah I don’t like that it doesn’t look good
Gracie
May 27, 2014 at 19:15
In 4 days my b day wish me luck
Gracie
May 28, 2014 at 22:34
Hello anyone their and who is this
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
May 29, 2014 at 07:27
Brian McBlurryface.
Gracie
May 29, 2014 at 14:51
Oh cool nice name and are my fan???
Gracie
May 30, 2014 at 22:13
Heyyyyyyyyyy
Gracie
June 1, 2014 at 20:43
Heyyyy anyone their this is Gracie she is very tired and had to much fun at her sleep over for b day – Allie I love you girl your the best and beautiful and funny and fashion
Gracie
June 1, 2014 at 20:44
Haha what???? When???were???
Thx girl I’m very tired ????