Ladies and gentlemen, we are down another month. After a month of careful planning, SEAL team March executed a raid on the not-a-compound of the heinous organisation known as February, and succeeded in apprehending all 28 members. We got ‘em!
In Other News: Snipe some zombies, Light up your PS Vita, bring a patch some retribution and prepare for a bizarre adventure.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy being distracted by Nick’s damn Twitter game. Also, please complete this short survey.
News
Sniper Elite: Zombie Army coming to consoles with new content
Battlefield 4 Naval Strike DLC out in late March
Sega slashes profit projection by 36% due to slow arcade industry
Mario Kart 8 screens spotlight new courses
Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure hits Europe on April 25
Teslagrad lights up PS Vita this summer
Nosgoth goes into closed beta today
Blacklight Retribution patch adds new game modes today
Stuff
The three lights that defined a decade of Ubisoft stealth games: Splinter Cell’s Trident Goggles
Tim Schafer on puzzles, poop jokes and returning to point-and-click with Broken Age
Metal Gear Solid V just got real
GTA looks marvellous in black and white
Videos
Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2 – Vampiric abilities trailer
Payday 2 – Death wish trailer
Infinite Crisis – Champion Profile: Green Arrow
What’s on at The Movies:
This new trailer for Sabotage will make some enemies
Terry Gilliam’s Watchmen would have had a very different ending
Jeff Goldblum will be back in Independence Day 2, but not Jurassic World
We’re doing a sequel in this musical trailer for Muppets: Most Wanted
Movies Out Today – All about the Oscar nominees and true stories
Warner Bros is building a live action Minecraft movie
Here’s your first look at Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
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Last Updated: February 28, 2014
Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)
February 28, 2014 at 16:04
I sense that this header image has been photoshoped… But it’s not my worries as this is also a sign that I can go home now 😀
Enjoy your weekend guys and remember to watch out for traps…
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a5d2gZg_460sa.gif
Hammersteyn
February 28, 2014 at 16:05
Yeah, you forgot this.
Mossel
March 3, 2014 at 07:24
I need to go to Makro and buy myself two crates of that.
Mossel
February 28, 2014 at 16:07
?_?
Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)
February 28, 2014 at 16:09
Daar is geen mossel daar nie *runs*
General JJ the annihilator
February 28, 2014 at 16:10
Daar is wel twee pêrels
Mossel
March 3, 2014 at 07:26
Of n seeslang.
Hammersteyn
February 28, 2014 at 16:12
Ever seen how far a mossel can stick his tongue out
HvR
February 28, 2014 at 17:01
Is that what “she” said?
Hammersteyn
February 28, 2014 at 17:06
She being the girl above with the skirt? Definitely
oVg PAYNE
February 28, 2014 at 16:09
…
Hammersteyn
February 28, 2014 at 16:19
What do you mean don’t move, I’d be out there so fast the only thing I’d leave behind is a brown trail
RinceandGATHERTroops!
February 28, 2014 at 16:12
NOT AGAIN!
Hammersteyn
February 28, 2014 at 16:13
What? It’s happened to you before?
RinceandGATHERTroops!
February 28, 2014 at 16:17
That GIF has… @Unavengedavo:disqus plants these things then flees!
Hammersteyn
February 28, 2014 at 16:19
Sure…… gif………
RinceandGATHERTroops!
February 28, 2014 at 16:24
I tell true!
Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)
February 28, 2014 at 16:13
Enjoy your weekend 😉
RinceandGATHERTroops!
February 28, 2014 at 16:15
How can I now?! You too buddy;) Stay safe.
Hammersteyn
February 28, 2014 at 16:04
Model: Audrey Andelise for those who didn’t mouse hover over the header. Isn’t that right Darryn? Also I just cast my vote, was a easy choice 😛
VampyreSquirrel
February 28, 2014 at 16:13
Thanks sir
Hammersteyn
February 28, 2014 at 16:08
Looking at the votes thus far it seems we have a lot of Colin supporters
RinceandGATHERTroops!
February 28, 2014 at 16:12
Hahah!
Kensei Seraph
February 28, 2014 at 16:38
But what if it’s Colin voting multiple times?
Hammersteyn
February 28, 2014 at 16:50
Hehehehe
RinceandGATHERTroops!
February 28, 2014 at 16:19
That vote thing is going to make someone (cough, GAVIN) cry… Then he’ll be asking for money for counselling… Too soon? Trololo
Gavin Mannion
February 28, 2014 at 16:19
lol nothing wrong with being an asshole as long as you’re right… wait that’s maybe why I’m winning this survey 🙂
RinceandGATHERTroops!
February 28, 2014 at 16:20
As you said, a winners a winner 😉 Have a good weekend matey, and keep up the awesome work.
oVg PAYNE
February 28, 2014 at 16:56
😛
Hammersteyn
February 28, 2014 at 16:20
I’m just wondering why people think Zoe is a bigger asshole then Stephen. He’s an Aussie for crying out loud!
RinceandGATHERTroops!
February 28, 2014 at 16:21
In the words of the Mexican who sat on a cacti… OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH!
Her Highness the Hipster
March 1, 2014 at 09:31
INORITE?! also, i’m still the smallest asshole. i’m just soooo nice. or the other guys are just really assholes 😛
Hammersteyn
March 1, 2014 at 09:44
Well Gavin kinda admitted to being one. Hence I think that’s why he leads the pack. Or maybe family members of the staff is voting against the boss?
Smallest asshole? I would have thought you’re a bit taller the Samwise. I need to move the a proper city so I can finally meet everyone including the readers at one of those social events.
Bob the Zealot
February 28, 2014 at 17:42
Hey guys, I have 3 ESO beta keys I can give away. First 3 to reply can get them.