Holy crap. Q4 is essentially finished. Sure, there’s one or two games still to come, but we’re done folks. We’re finished with reviews and the like. Hell, I’ve reviewed around 45 games this year alone, most of them crap, and am indeed looking forward to some spare time to play what I really want to play. December is where we start to wind things down. Just as soon as we finish sawing through our ankle chains that keep us bound to our desks.
In Other News: A closer look at the new Assassin’s Creed Unity patch, how Tales From the Borderlands handles filthy gore and thinks of the children, a veteran brand closes doors and EA’s FIFA games are making football a popular SPERTS in ‘Murica.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy Googling paper shredders.
News
Future Publishing to close CVG after 33 years
Persona Q DLC schedule and price points revealed
This War Of Mine recoups development budget in two days
Strafe is the goriest, most realistic shooter of 1996
EA says FIFA series increasing football’s popularity in North America
Amiibo is apparently compatible with the Moscow subway system
Stuff
The Goddess of War
How Telltale handles loot and gore in Tales From The Borderlands
I wish more games were about deception
Digital Foundry vs Assassin’s Creed Unity’s latest patch
Videos
Evolve – The evolution of Evolve part 3
Kingdom Hearts HD II.5 Remix – Disney Worlds Connect trailer
Take On Mars – Survival update trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Supergirl could corss over with The Flash and Arrow
Place your trust in this new trailer for Exodus: Gods and Kings
Andy Serkis talks Avengers: Age Of Ultron
Movies Out Today – Kid friendly cinema and a horrible week for Jason Bateman
Director Colin Trevorrow talks about that Jurassic World trailer
This new international trailer for Kingsman: The Secret Service has a far-fetched theatrical plot
Model: Jordan Carver
Last Updated: November 28, 2014
oVg elfroot addict
November 28, 2014 at 16:03
lol
ReaperOfSquirrels
November 28, 2014 at 16:15
LOL! That’s just wrong
oVg elfroot addict
November 28, 2014 at 16:22
Even the invisible walls are hardcore.
Hammersteyn
November 28, 2014 at 16:23
Yup that happens every now and then
oVg elfroot addict
November 28, 2014 at 16:07
lol
Hammersteyn
November 28, 2014 at 16:22
What the ever loving fuck!
oVg elfroot addict
November 28, 2014 at 16:23
That is why women assassins are not allowed.
Hammersteyn
November 28, 2014 at 16:24
lol
HvR
November 28, 2014 at 16:34
Well except for your mom.
Dutch Matrix
November 28, 2014 at 16:10
Holy Flotation Devices, Batman!
Reid
November 28, 2014 at 16:13
Yeah they are actually causing her to rise up. Must be helium in there
ToshZA
November 28, 2014 at 16:14
I’ll just leave this here:
Have a great weekend all!
oVg elfroot addict
November 28, 2014 at 16:25
SICK
CAE9872
November 28, 2014 at 16:44
I liked that actually. I have my days when I love techno and others when its meh.
RinceThis
November 28, 2014 at 16:16
Well done peoples! Just 5more Fridays to go! Then another shit year!
Quo Vadis?
November 28, 2014 at 16:21
Don’t be so pessimistic! Next year, there is a lot to look forward t…. yea you’re right I think :/
oVg elfroot addict
November 28, 2014 at 16:26
Do not forget to pre-order 2015s season pass. Africas bugs should be patched by then.
Quo Vadis?
November 28, 2014 at 16:28
of what? epic shitness?
oVg elfroot addict
November 28, 2014 at 16:29
Eskom DLC
Quo Vadis?
November 28, 2014 at 16:30
o I see what you mean. epic shitness.
Hammersteyn
November 28, 2014 at 16:22
Your face doesn’t make the time pass any easier!
Quo Vadis?
November 28, 2014 at 16:23
LOL! boetie, hoe hard gaan jy gebliksem word deur die gemmer man?
Hammersteyn
November 28, 2014 at 16:25
Hy gaan ons altwee bliksem, daai man praat nie ‘n woord afrikaans nie en dit iriteer hom grensloos as ons doen 😛
Quo Vadis?
November 28, 2014 at 16:28
goed om te weet! lekker man, lekker!
CAE9872
November 28, 2014 at 16:35
Bwhahahahahaha
CAE9872
November 28, 2014 at 16:34
Gee aren’t we full of the joys of spring 🙂
CAE9872
November 28, 2014 at 16:47
I have a new nick for you “RinceThisYEAR” – get it, get it, huh huh?
OK I will go now.
PS – did you see the pics of game collection I posted yesterday?
RinceThis
December 1, 2014 at 08:52
I did indeed, very, very cool!
ReaperOfSquirrels
November 28, 2014 at 16:23
Getting my prize TOMORROW! WHOOP!
Hammersteyn
November 28, 2014 at 16:25
XD
CAE9872
November 28, 2014 at 16:37
Enjoy! It looks awesome and I don’t even play WOW.
CAE9872
November 28, 2014 at 16:34
There is something very wrong with those boobs! They seem disproportionate to the rest of her.
Otherwise have good weekends.
Hammersteyn
November 28, 2014 at 16:35
She’s built like that
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_1CM8MIpSPNo/TL9deqqpCWI/AAAAAAAAEgU/AEY8mGRDjbs/s800/jordancarvertastesm.jpg
CAE9872
November 28, 2014 at 16:41
I am surprised she doesn’t fall over. I am not a boobs kinda guy though.
Hammersteyn
November 28, 2014 at 16:42
Yeah, that big is a waste
Kensei Seraph No DA:I spoilers
November 28, 2014 at 17:14
It’s amazing what a bicycle pump can be used for.
oVg elfroot addict
November 28, 2014 at 16:34
ROFL Bwhahahaha
Some dude used this video to describe his Dragon Age Companions when on missions.
Hammersteyn
November 28, 2014 at 16:37
Limber aren’t they?
oVg elfroot addict
November 28, 2014 at 16:39
High on elfroot.