My self esteem is rather low lately. So I hatched a genius idea. I bought myself one of those “honk if you think I’m sexy” stickers, and stuck it on my bike. Now whenever the robot turns green, I take my sweet time going forward.
In Other News: There be dragons on your cellphone, let’s go to the Sony E3 movies, Chroma goes back to the drawing board and Maleficent gets an invite.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy being accused of being (insert word here)ists.
News
Dragon Quest 8 journeys onto mobiles, out now in the west
Steam dumps another 75 games to Greenlight
Maleficent finally gets invited to something, Disney Infinity 2.0
Relic is moving the Dawn of War series multiplayer to Steam
Merida teased for Disney Infinity 2.0
Chroma is going back to the drawing board
Mario Kart 8 to get free Mercedes Benz DLC in Japan
Watch Sony’s E3 press conference in a movie theater
Stuff
A history of videogame hardware: Atari 2600
An unforgettable anime figure spawns a memorable meme
Magicka: Wizard Wars wanders into open beta but forgets the chaos that spawned it
The best way to explain a silly reboot
Videos
Infinite Crisis – Champion profile: Atrocitus
Caffeine – Kickstarter trailer
Enemy Front – Story trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Community might live again after all
Top List Thursdays – Top ten actors who almost played famous roles Part 1
The Sentinels of X-Men: Days of Future Past had some killer alternate designs
Director Colin Trevorrow talks Jurassic World
This international trailer for Zero Theorem is very hush hush
The Raid remake delayed, plus casting frontrunners revealed
Model: Domenica Chieppa
Last Updated: May 29, 2014
Admiral Chief in Space
May 29, 2014 at 16:03
Those eyes…very nice
Not above, but on the linked article
Weanerdog
May 29, 2014 at 16:24
Yes they are.
Jedi JJ
May 29, 2014 at 16:38
You just say that because you like the eyeliner. I know mos.
Unavengedavo
May 29, 2014 at 17:31
Did you do her makeup?
Hammersteyn
May 29, 2014 at 16:07
The PlayStation E3 Experience, mister Kratos had a nip slip at 0:25. New God of War confirmed?
Umar's Crown
May 29, 2014 at 16:09
DQ 8 on iOS…eish not sure it’s gonna be so epic
Hammersteyn
May 29, 2014 at 16:09
Agreed
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aeNwg0v_460sa.gif
Umar's Crown
May 29, 2014 at 16:11
lol! Exactly that…I wana say sies…but ya…what the hell…SIES for Apple
Sk3tz0
May 29, 2014 at 17:45
Imagine Kings Quest 1 on iOS with voice command.
Weanerdog
May 29, 2014 at 16:23
Well you could just split the keyboard and then that does not happen #justsaying. Actually my 3 year old manages to play on the ipad without that happening.
Hammersteyn
May 29, 2014 at 16:25
I’d be amazed if it ever happens, it’s expensive. Just thought it’s a funny gif.
Weanerdog
May 29, 2014 at 17:15
Nope enough people out there that are 1. idiots and 2. don’t actually take care of their stuff.
Hammersteyn
May 29, 2014 at 17:19
Oh, well there you have it.
Unavengedavo
May 29, 2014 at 17:30
Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
May 30, 2014 at 07:24
You have no idea how many damaged tablets and phones I’ve seen not because of being dropped but just being manhandled.
The things that go wrong are just… well wrong man
Viking Of Science
May 29, 2014 at 16:20
In Other Other news, Gamersgate is doing the Rockstar Bundle thing again… and yes, you get Steam keys! http://www.gamersgate.com/rockstar
Mossel
May 29, 2014 at 16:31
Love me some braless sideboob!
Mossel
May 29, 2014 at 16:32
Totally random “horrors of war” gif.
http://hugelolcdn.com/comments/1440158.gif
Hammersteyn
May 29, 2014 at 16:39
hahahaha
Weanerdog
May 29, 2014 at 16:33
Because Darryn gives us the ION headers I thought I would give back
Hammersteyn
May 29, 2014 at 16:38
LOL, using balls to soap my um……… back? Pickachu get back here!
HvR - THE Average GAmer
May 29, 2014 at 16:59
Prostratamon I call you
Weanerdog
May 29, 2014 at 17:16
Well at least you’ll have a clean bumhole.
Mark Treloar
May 29, 2014 at 17:18
Darryn is going to be so clean
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
May 30, 2014 at 07:06
WHERE DO I BUY THIS!?!?!?!
Weanerdog
May 30, 2014 at 08:59
Sadly I do not know, but if you do find out we should club together and bring in a container then take a few for ourselves and sell the rest to Darryn for immense profit. I know it is not quite underpants gnomes epic but it might work.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
May 30, 2014 at 09:01
We are going to be so rich
Weanerdog
May 30, 2014 at 09:09
I am going to buy a castle in France and drink champagne for breakfast.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
May 30, 2014 at 09:11
I’m going to buy the strongest gaming rig known to man
Weanerdog
May 30, 2014 at 09:15
But is it going to run Crysis
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
June 1, 2014 at 07:49
The sad thing is I would run Crysis 1 as my first benchmark. heh
Weanerdog
June 2, 2014 at 08:35
Not really sad just the way it is.
Mark Treloar
May 29, 2014 at 17:07
http://www.news24.com/elections/news/flappy-zuma-dodging-showerheads-20140429
Unavengedavo
May 29, 2014 at 17:32
She needs a hamburger stat O_o
Sk3tz0
May 29, 2014 at 17:37
She needs a boerewors..
Sk3tz0
May 29, 2014 at 17:40
LOL.. Italian Plumber driving a German Car in a Japanese Game.