Michae Crawford

Would you look at that? Yet another month down, and still a bunch more to go before we annihilate this year. The year, that was never meant to be mind you. Ha! Good ol’ doomsday cults! You make me glad to be a smartass!

In Other News: Run Lola run, Yakuza 5 will stay in the east, slice open some aliens and FIFA 14 just beat GTA V.

Here’s the news we didn’t post, because I was too busy reciting Raul Julia’s lines from Street Fighter to Telemarketers who phoned expecting to talk to a madman and instead found a god.

News

Rumour – Destiny beta coming with pre-order
UK Charts – FIFA 14 takes top spot from GTA V
Surgeon Simulator alien surgeries unlocked
Sega has no plans to localise Yakuza 5
Neverending Nightmares meets funding due to typo
The Binding of Isaac turns two, celebrates with sale and documentary
Heroes of Starcraft mod adds hero units to Civilisation V
Ubisoft not ruling out Rayman Legends for 3DS

Stuff

Let’s appreciate GTA V’s panoramas
The making of Harvest Moon
Adventures in Skyrim co-op cosplay

Videos

Forza Motorsport 5 – Direct feed gameplay

Beyond: Two Souls – Special Edition trailer

Ryse: Son of Rome – Old build vs new build comparison

What’s on at The Movies

These Walking Dead season four images will drain your braaaaiiiins
Cinophile – Run Lola Run
You might be stung in the Day of the Doctor
Prepare for a massive death tally in Game of Thrones season four
Monday Box Office Report – Cloudy with a chance of success
Jude Law talks about Sherlock Homes 3, wants it better and smarter
No guts, no glory and no laughs in this first trailer for The Nut Job

Model: Michae Crawford

Last Updated: September 30, 2013

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was reviewed on PC

36 Comments

  1. Well, I would crawl forward towards her any day!

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    • Rincethis

      September 30, 2013 at 16:16

      But the Darryn has her name wrong!

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      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        September 30, 2013 at 16:17

        Would you prefer Michael?

        O_O

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        • Rincethis

          September 30, 2013 at 16:18

          The Phaaaaantom of the Opera is there!

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    • SaintsRowNigri

      September 30, 2013 at 16:17

      The official SaintsRowNigri rating of todays ION is: Meh…

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      • Lardus-Resident Perve

        September 30, 2013 at 22:05

        True, but I am so grateful it is not “manly Monday”…and I left the “little head” in charge today 😛

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  2. Alien Emperor Trevor

    September 30, 2013 at 16:05

    That camouflage she’s wearing isn’t very good.

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  3. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    September 30, 2013 at 16:05

    Goeiste Genade Genugtig en al daai Groot Afrikaanse woorde!

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    • Lara's John

      September 30, 2013 at 16:14

      mooi?

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  4. Hammersteyn

    September 30, 2013 at 16:06

    POW!!!

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    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      September 30, 2013 at 16:10

      Hehe, like the way you knock them outta their hats

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      • Hammersteyn

        September 30, 2013 at 16:11

        I love starting fights in GTA

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        • TiMsTeR1033

          September 30, 2013 at 16:53

          Going over peoples walls and starting shit is the best! OH and hobos of course!

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          • Hammersteyn

            September 30, 2013 at 18:47

            Hobos are on the ground already, you can just start kicking them.

    • TiMsTeR1033

      September 30, 2013 at 16:56

      you make the video?

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      • Hammersteyn

        September 30, 2013 at 18:47

        Nope, no talent unfortunately

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  5. Lara's John

    September 30, 2013 at 16:13

    What? No fireman?

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    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      September 30, 2013 at 16:14

      YOU! CORNER! NOW!!!

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      • Lara's John

        September 30, 2013 at 16:15

        Dammit! Again! Every ION!

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  6. Hammersteyn

    September 30, 2013 at 16:16

    EA must be laughing so hard they are pissing themselves.

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  7. Hammersteyn

    September 30, 2013 at 16:19

    Beyond Two Souls looks like a PS4 game!

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  8. Rincethis

    September 30, 2013 at 16:21

    Is that really her name Darryn!?

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    • Vampyre Squirrel

      September 30, 2013 at 16:22

      Something tells me the answer is a resounding NO!

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      • Rincethis

        September 30, 2013 at 16:22

        Le Sigh!

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    • Lara's John

      September 30, 2013 at 16:27

      And here you are asking about a name…

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      • Rincethis

        September 30, 2013 at 16:27

        YES! So I can stalk her moar!

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        • Lara's John

          September 30, 2013 at 16:28

          Ah, I see. Seems less creepy when you already know their names…

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    • Hammersteyn

      September 30, 2013 at 16:32

      It is, search (“Michae Crawford” model) under Google images and be rewarded. Might be a couple of NSFW pics so be warned!

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      • Lara's John

        September 30, 2013 at 16:34

        “I don’t see any NSFW pics”
        *quickly closes tab as someone comes into office

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        • Rincethis

          September 30, 2013 at 16:36

          HAHAHAH!

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  9. Guest

    September 30, 2013 at 16:35

    Farewell

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  10. Skyblue

    September 30, 2013 at 16:38

    Farewell to my second fav show of all time…

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    • Rincethis

      September 30, 2013 at 16:38

      First?

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      • Skyblue

        September 30, 2013 at 16:39

        Soprano’s

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        • Rincethis

          September 30, 2013 at 16:40

          Good man.

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  11. Mossel

    September 30, 2013 at 17:21

    This is my first comment on an ION. That female has my attention!

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