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In Other News – 31 March 2014

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Jessica-Hall

March, you have met your match. For 31 days, you’ve reigned supreme. But there’s a new month on the horizon. April ain’t no sucka, and it pities the fool that thinks this month is just about jokes. Prepare to go down March!

In Other News: Square Enix divides mankind, get some early access on your Elder Scrolls, Infamous is number one and if it bleeds we can kill it.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy not asking for million-Rand upgrades to our homes…Shit, it’s not working.

News

Call of Duty: Ghosts Devastation DLC confirmed to feature the Predator
The Elder Scrolls Online launches today for early access folk
Square Enix files Deus Ex: Mankind Divided trademark in Europe
Half Minute Hero 2 getting localised as the Second Coming
Watch Dogs demo not in development
Shelter 2 announced, coming to GoG and other platforms this Autumn
UK Charts – Infamous holds number one spot
EA’s Origin service will no longer sell physical games, starting next month.

Stuff

Meet Corrinne Yu, the influential programmer who gave up nuclear physics for play
Retrospective: Mr Driller
Breaking Bad meets Street Fighter
David Bowie is every Metal Gear Solid character ever

Videos

Insurgency – Molotov spring trailer
Earthlock: Festival of magic – Debut teaser
Plats vs Zombies 2 – Far Future world trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Cinophile – Fire and Ice
Ladies, get your dollar bills ready for a really big Magic Mike sequel
Monday Box Office Report – Noah survives Sabotage
Captain America: The Winter Soldier – So what did you think?
Andy Serkis talks The Jungle Book – Keeping it dark
There is no calm in this first teaser trailer for Into The Storm
Mel Gibson is going to get taken in Blood Father

Model: Jessica Hall

Last Updated: March 31, 2014

36 Comments

  1. What!? It’s four already!?
    What did I miss?

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    • Rince

      March 31, 2014 at 16:05

      Where have you been bro?!

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      • Admiral Chief of Auraxis

        March 31, 2014 at 16:05

        Eye-liner expo

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        • Jedi JJ

          March 31, 2014 at 16:06

          Boom!
          Wait…what!?

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      • Jedi JJ

        March 31, 2014 at 16:06

        I have this silly thing. Don’t really see the point of it. It’s just in the way.
        It’s called a job. I hear it’s fatal.

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        • Rince

          March 31, 2014 at 16:06

          Fuck, I hope it doesn’t spread 0-O

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          • Admiral Chief of Auraxis

            March 31, 2014 at 16:07

            I hope that’s NOT what she says

          • Rince

            March 31, 2014 at 16:09

            Eish! (Is what she usually says :P)

          • Admiral Chief of Auraxis

            March 31, 2014 at 16:10

            Oh snap!

          • Jedi JJ

            March 31, 2014 at 16:09

            Only fire spreads down Table Mountain.

    • VampyreSquirrel

      March 31, 2014 at 16:05

      You maybe missed today?

      Reply

  2. Admiral Chief of Auraxis

    March 31, 2014 at 16:05

    Dat Hall (funnier in Afrikaans)

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    • Lardus-Resident Perve

      March 31, 2014 at 16:24

      Lol, I agree on that Hall!

      Reply

  3. Admiral Chief of Auraxis

    March 31, 2014 at 16:11

    If I get million rand upgrade to my house, I’m building a gaming room and you ALL are invited!!
    (except Rince, I hear he brings and kills plastic pot plants)

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    • Jedi JJ

      March 31, 2014 at 16:12

      I’d be more worried about the rubber he brings.
      This means we have to leave Cape Town to get there though? Is it safe? Should we get bodyguards?

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      • Admiral Chief of Auraxis

        March 31, 2014 at 16:13

        Nah, you would be safe in my valley, just stay away from the central and west of snortoria though

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        • VampyreSquirrel

          March 31, 2014 at 16:16

          West snortoria… eish… NEVA agen NEVA!

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        March 31, 2014 at 16:19

        Get a hold of yourself man! You live in the North. THE NORTH! You’re not one of those Southern Suburbs pansies!

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        • Sk3tz0

          March 31, 2014 at 16:22

          Who you Calling a Pansy.. haha I from the Southern Subs.. 😛 Cape Flats my broe.. Or should i say the Cape Flats are in the Sourthen Subs

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          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            March 31, 2014 at 16:25

            Unless you have a permanent aroma of braai fires & boerewors from living behind the curtain…

          • Jedi JJ

            March 31, 2014 at 16:34

            Eish. No no. I’m not behind the curtain.

        • VampyreSquirrel

          March 31, 2014 at 16:24

          *extending notes on who to avoid from CT*

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          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            March 31, 2014 at 16:26

            … EVERYOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEE!

        • Rince

          March 31, 2014 at 16:24

          You shut your whore mouth!

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          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            March 31, 2014 at 16:25

            What?… pansy. 😛

          • Rince

            March 31, 2014 at 16:26

            Northern monkey

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            March 31, 2014 at 16:26

            *throw poop*

          • Rince

            March 31, 2014 at 16:28

          • Jedi JJ

            March 31, 2014 at 16:36

            I didn’t even know the Emperor lived in the North.
            And we resent being called monkeys! We’re apes! Learn the difference!

          • Rince

            March 31, 2014 at 16:36

            Yeah, under that underpass, you know ‘the one’ 0-O

          • Jedi JJ

            March 31, 2014 at 16:38

            Oh. I see. Yea. Most of us don’t drive over that one anymore.

        • Jedi JJ

          March 31, 2014 at 16:34

          Haha. True dat.

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    • Dutch Matrix

      March 31, 2014 at 16:17

      Too bad you are not the Prez. He did not ask for it, so he aint payin’ for it…

      Reply

  4. Admiral Chief of Auraxis

    March 31, 2014 at 16:15

  5. Admiral Chief of Auraxis

    March 31, 2014 at 16:15

  6. Sk3tz0

    March 31, 2014 at 16:19

    Looks at the Header…

    Reply

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