It’s time to go to war in this new trailer for Batman: Arkham Knight

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According to my father, one of these days I’m going to be conscripted. But that’s cool. After weeks of playing Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, I’m looking forward to getting my hands on all those sweet gadgets that the military clearly has. Of course, I’m going to want a selection of Batman gear. Lightweight body armour, batarangs, smoke pellets, gun jammers and more. The works. Our military is outfitted with that kind of stuff, right?

Here’s the latest trailer for Arkham Knight, fresh out of the oven. You can tell, because I forgot to put oven gloves on and now my hands have fused with the baking tray into an unholy abomination of steel, flesh and dodgy Spray ‘n Cook that did not work as advertisied:

You’ll be able to “Be the Batman” from June 23. Hopefully by playing a game and not being involved in a double homicide of your parents. Jeez, too far guys, too far.

Last Updated: May 28, 2015

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