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Latest Minecraft update makes little girls' dreams come true

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I’m not even going to explore the sexual and psychological meaning behind the fact that little girls love horses – let’s not go there.  However, Minecraft is updating to version 1.6 and is known as the “Horse Update”.  But there’s a lot more to it.

The official list of changes from the Mojang website are:

  • Added Horses
  • Added Donkeys, Mules
  • Added Horse Armor
  • Added Leads
  • Added Carpets
  • Added Hardened Clay, Stained Clay
  • Added Block of Coal
  • Added Name Tags (item)
  • Added Hay Bales
  • Texture packs are now “resource packs” that also can hold sound etc
  • Food meter is now drained when healed by full food meter
  • Removed Herobrine

They received help on the horses from Dr. Zhark, the mod creator famous for his Mo’Creatures Mod.  However, speaking of mods, this upgrade will mean some recoding for the modding community.  According to developer Nathan Adams, aka Dinnerbone

We’re also including a new metadata format so that we (and mods/plugins) can easily include whole new types of resources with very minimal difficulty. Unfortunately, this means that all current texture packs will break… We’ll be working on another unstitcher-like tool to aid with the conversion, and hopefully this will be the last major breakage to texture/resource packs in the foreseeable future. The new format will allow us to more easily detect out of date packs and possibly even load them as if they were up to date.

So, prepare for all your texture packs to break, and then rise again from the ashes.  At least you’ll get to play with horse armor!

Last Updated: June 27, 2013

27 Comments

  1. Admiral Chief Groot Wors

    June 27, 2013 at 14:10

    So THAT was that sound I heard! It was Darryn squealing!

    Damn, all the way from down there to up here in Gauteng I heard him squeal hehehehe

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    • Trevor Davies

      June 27, 2013 at 14:11

      Neigh :/

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    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      June 27, 2013 at 14:33

      hahaha

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  2. Dean

    June 27, 2013 at 14:10

    Who wouldn’t enjoy a couple hundred pounds of pure muscle between their legs

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    • Umar Kiiroi Senk?

      June 27, 2013 at 14:15

      Muscles?

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    • Lord Chaos

      June 27, 2013 at 14:25

      Are we talking about bikes or horses?

      Reply

      • Dean

        June 27, 2013 at 14:27

        Whatever horse power you want to think of

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    • Trevor Davies

      June 27, 2013 at 15:16

      It’s tiring carrying it arou… oh… you meant the horse :/

      Reply

  3. Lord Chaos

    June 27, 2013 at 14:19

    Mark my words, this will not end well.

    *Grabs popcorn.

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  4. Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    June 27, 2013 at 14:19

    Horse Armor!

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  5. Captain Minion TallTwit

    June 27, 2013 at 14:19

    Horse armor!!

    Reply

  6. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    June 27, 2013 at 14:21

    Crap, I can’t remember my login details… :/

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    • Lord Chaos

      June 27, 2013 at 14:22

      Lol. Also had that problem, figured it was for the good of mankind.

      Minecraft seems to be a lot like heroin.

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  7. Captain Minion TallTwit

    June 27, 2013 at 14:22

    “Removed Herobrine”
    WHAT! So he WAS in Minecraft!

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  8. Tarisma

    June 27, 2013 at 14:22

    Omg free horse armour!!!!!!!!

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    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      June 27, 2013 at 14:23

      I know right!

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  9. RinceWind

    June 27, 2013 at 14:24

    “Food meter is now drained when healed by full food meter” What does this mean?! 0-O

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    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      June 27, 2013 at 14:25

      Yeah I was just trying to figure that out myself actually

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      • RinceWind

        June 27, 2013 at 14:26

        I have actually just done myself damage. It’s almost inception like…

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        • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

          June 27, 2013 at 14:27

          My head hurts

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          • Lord Chaos

            June 27, 2013 at 14:28

            That will teach you not to put it in places it doesn’t belong.

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            June 27, 2013 at 14:30

            not to put in places it doesn’t belong? What’s with all the conflicting sentences today!? *overload*

          • Lord Chaos

            June 27, 2013 at 14:32

            I’m saving the triple negative for another day when you least expect.

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            June 27, 2013 at 14:32

            Noooooooooooo!

        • HvR

          June 27, 2013 at 14:29

          It is like a taco inside of a taco inside a Taco Bell inside a KFC within a mall inside a dream

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          • RinceWind

            June 27, 2013 at 14:30

            GahhhhhhHH!

  10. RinceWind

    June 27, 2013 at 14:25

    Darryn’s going to create a whole world populated by My Little Ponies that shit rainbows and burp candyfloss. The Horror, the Horror…

    Reply

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