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Metal Gear Solid 5’s Quiet action figure has quite the assets

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MGS5 Quiet

There’s no denying that Metal Gear Solid 5 features a sniper with a taste in clothing that’s skimpier than a bachelor party mankini being forced on the groom-to-be. But that’s a debate that’s already, and will continue to be, covered. Quiet has quite the number of fans already. Fans who love her design. Fans who’ll most likely buy any piece of merchandising related to Quiet. Including this action figure, with generous proportions and materials.

Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain’s missing in action game director Hideo Kojima tweeted the following pictures out of the upcoming Play Arts Kai action figure, which features…ahem…man-magnets. In the absence of a real girlfriend, I’m pretty excited about this.  I’ve even started shaving one leg so it feels like there is a girl lying next to me in bed when I cry myself to sleep every night:

The thing is, the action figure itself is actually a pretty damn awesome, and a great example of translating a video game character from screen to real life:

Quiet MGS5

Just for the sake of actual craftsmanship, I’d add Quiet to my collection. And it won’t be long before action figure customisers get their hands on the figure, and make this particular variant of Quiet:

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That, and she still happens to have more realistic proportions than a Barbie/Bratz doll, even with the skimpy outfit. Consider me to be Metal Gear Sold.

Last Updated: May 12, 2015

59 Comments

  1. Pushed and lifted? Same way Kojima was just pushed and lifted straight out of Konami?….Too soon?

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    • Pariah

      May 12, 2015 at 11:11

      Slightly different. I think Kojima was wearing more clothes.

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  2. Dutch Matrix

    May 12, 2015 at 11:04

    Didn’t we have this uhm debate a while back?

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    • Umar

      May 12, 2015 at 11:09

      Weren’t you the …MASTER of that DEBATE?

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      • Dutch Matrix

        May 12, 2015 at 11:11

        I am always the Master Debator when it comes to women in skimpy outfits.

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      • Ranting Raptor

        May 12, 2015 at 11:24

        It was more like a mass debate between a lot of people….

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        • Umar

          May 12, 2015 at 11:34

          EWWWWWWWWWW

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          • Ranting Raptor

            May 12, 2015 at 13:50

            It gets really messy due to the large amount of inputs from all the mass debaters

  3. Hammersteyn

    May 12, 2015 at 11:05

  4. PoisonedBelial

    May 12, 2015 at 11:10

    “I’ve even started shaving one leg so it feels like there is a girl lying next to me in bed when I cry myself to sleep every night”

    That comment just won the internet,

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  5. Blood Emperor Trevor

    May 12, 2015 at 11:11

    The doll has squishy boobs? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh, that’s priceless.

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    • Lord Chaos

      May 12, 2015 at 11:12

      What will they think of next?

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      • Blood Emperor Trevor

        May 12, 2015 at 11:12

        Probably to make it life size.

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        • Lord Chaos

          May 12, 2015 at 11:14

          Shh…. You’ll get Darryn all excited.

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          • Blood Emperor Trevor

            May 12, 2015 at 11:21

            D be like, “Call me Snake… Solid Snake.”

          • Dutch Matrix

            May 12, 2015 at 11:26

            Eiervreter?

        • Gr8_Balls_o_KFM_Fire

          May 12, 2015 at 12:02

          They already have it.

          Google “The End of Marriage”.

          It was an email from a couple years ago

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  6. Admiral Chief

    May 12, 2015 at 11:12

    This action figure will never sell

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    • Hammersteyn

      May 12, 2015 at 11:12

      It will sell like white rice in Japan

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    • Lord Chaos

      May 12, 2015 at 11:12

      Should sell more than Silent Hills.

      *Too soon?

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      • Admiral Chief

        May 12, 2015 at 11:16

        Did you refresh for what I posted?

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        • Lord Chaos

          May 12, 2015 at 11:16

          DAMNIT. 🙁

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          • Blood Emperor Trevor

            May 12, 2015 at 11:18

            Technically you weren’t wrong hehe

    • Dutch Matrix

      May 12, 2015 at 11:13

      I got my pre-order in already…

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      • Lord Chaos

        May 12, 2015 at 11:15

        I’m shocked.

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        • Dutch Matrix

          May 12, 2015 at 11:15

          Why?

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          • Lord Chaos

            May 12, 2015 at 11:16

            /sarcasm

            I should really get a sarcasm flag

          • Dutch Matrix

            May 12, 2015 at 11:18

            Oh no. A sarcasm flag will make me get your meaning. Why communicate effectively when we can fight over a misunderstanding? 🙂

        • Hammersteyn

          May 12, 2015 at 11:15

          Because he only ordered one?

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      • Blood Emperor Trevor

        May 12, 2015 at 11:15

        That’s what she said.

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      • Admiral Chief

        May 12, 2015 at 11:15

        Did you refresh for the pic?

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        • Hammersteyn

          May 12, 2015 at 11:16

          No one did because you didn’t say (refresh)

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          • Admiral Chief

            May 12, 2015 at 11:16

            Oh man, the comments are just so funny now!

          • Hammersteyn

            May 12, 2015 at 11:18

            I still say it will sell like white rice

        • Dutch Matrix

          May 12, 2015 at 11:17

          Yes you daft Admiral! Next time say Refresh for pic. I cannot smell these things, you know??!!

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          • Admiral Chief

            May 12, 2015 at 11:18

            Hehehe, the pre-order comment is so funny now

          • Hammersteyn

            May 12, 2015 at 11:19

            XD

          • Lord Chaos

            May 12, 2015 at 11:19

            I actually think Dutch will still pre-order it

          • Admiral Chief

            May 12, 2015 at 11:22

            I think you are correct. We should get a 3d printer, at least we can sell one (or maybe I can colour the mankini and he will buy the whole rainbow set)

          • Dutch Matrix

            May 12, 2015 at 11:23

            Sweet Lords Above NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! MY EYES! MY EYES!
            JULIUS MALEMA NAKED ON A COLD DAY! JULIUS MALEMA NAKED ON A COLD DAY!!!

          • Hammersteyn

            May 12, 2015 at 11:22

            So did you cancel your preorder? 😛

          • Dutch Matrix

            May 12, 2015 at 11:34

            Oh no. I will put it somewhere prominent about the house. It’s comforting to know that no matter how bad life gets, there isn’t a photo of you looking ever so happy in a Mankini floating about the Internet

          • Hammersteyn

            May 12, 2015 at 11:35

            hahaha

    • Ranting Raptor

      May 12, 2015 at 11:24

      GAH

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    • Hammersteyn

      May 12, 2015 at 11:28

      Also I’ve been demoted for less.
      *smh

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      • Admiral Chief

        May 12, 2015 at 11:37

        So you want one too? I’ll have to check with Dutch, he is practically throwing money at me for the set

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        • Hammersteyn

          May 12, 2015 at 12:08

          There’s a set. I don’t believe you!

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    • Gr8_Balls_o_KFM_Fire

      May 12, 2015 at 12:03

      WHY??????????????

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      • Admiral Chief

        May 12, 2015 at 12:03

        So, a blue/red/yellow/purple one rather?

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  7. Hammersteyn

    May 12, 2015 at 11:13

    It even comes with a JJ themed replacement head.

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    • Admiral Chief

      May 12, 2015 at 11:13

      Dem brows?

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      • Hammersteyn

        May 12, 2015 at 11:14

        Eye liner

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  8. RinceThis

    May 12, 2015 at 11:28

    That is one fugly toy. Looks like some Frankenstein geek fanboy hit a Toys “R” Us and made off with a bunch of spare parts…

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  9. Gr8_Balls_o_KFM_Fire

    May 12, 2015 at 12:00

    Well if it makes you Metal Gear Solid then you have issues. . Hehe

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  10. Gr8_Balls_o_KFM_Fire

    May 12, 2015 at 12:29

    If you become Metal Gear Solid then you have a problem. hehe

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  11. 40 Insane Frogs

    May 12, 2015 at 13:14

    This is so awesome! I really want this figurine.

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  12. Larry Meredith

    May 13, 2015 at 19:22

    Can’t wait to see men cosplaying as Quiet at conventions. This may be the new Man-Faye.

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