Much like eating fast-food, arcade style shooting games are generally flavorless and predictable, most enjoyed while drunk or bored and lazy. However, this new indie game spices things up with color floods that force you to remember your location and anticipate enemy movements, has an awesome sound track, and amazing life advice! Here are some of my favorite lines from the “Tomato Butt King”:
“Don’t do Meth, but do math”
“Never trade marijuana against Pokemons”
Not really too sure if it’s saying to keep your Pokemon or avoid marijuana, but still I suppose it’s decent advice for kids…
I am so in love with the music for this game, I think I need it for a ring tone. If only it would read out the advice from time to time, it would be the best thing ever.
Last Updated: May 3, 2013