AMERICA! F*** YEAH! It’s the fourth of July, so a happy day of independence to all our American pals over the land of the free! The original Brexit is most likely off to a fine start as you read this, and I’m somewhat jealous. While I’ll love my South African homeland until the day I die, being proud of my nation is an entirely different story. Maybe it’s all the badness that my ancestors engaged in until a few short decades ago, rampant corruption or the fact that our president can get away with eating living children and still be in office.
Whatever it is, I don’t have that same mania and pride in this country that the Yanks do for their beloved homeland. Although I’m hopeful that maybe one day in the future, I will. Happy Independence Day America! Now go shoot some alien motherships down already.
In Other News: Pokécraft is a thing, Jaden Smith’s tweets hit Left 4 Dead, this wolf is spicy and Titans attack again next year.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy hoping that these Michael Bay fireworks were safe for kids.
News
Pokémon Red is being recreated in Minecraft
Left 4 Dead 2 mod turns Jaden Smith’s tweets into strangely appropriate graffiti ravings
Watch: the epic final minutes before Planetside closed forever
Scorn is a disturbing horror shooter in two parts
Spice & Wolf creator’s World End Economica announced for PS4, Vita
Miyamoto thinks Starfox is Wii U’s most underrated game
New Tokyo Twlight Ghost Hunters creeping west
LEGO Star Wars shoots to UK No.1, is the fourth biggest LEGO game launch
Stuff
Attack on Titan season 2 hits Spring 2017
Three years on, how does Bioshock Infinite hold up?
Overwatch’s play of the game goes full circle
Blizzard pays tribute to Overwatch fan killed in accident day before launch
Videos
What’s on at The Movies
From Boom to Bust: RIP Michael Cimino
Monday Box Office Report: TARZAN swings in, THE PURGE makes a killing, THE BFG is a giant dud
They’re not selling bedding in this trailer for the R-rated comedy WAR DOGS
First look at Matthew McConaughey as The Man In Black in THE DARK TOWER
Last Updated: July 4, 2016
Ottokie
July 4, 2016 at 16:08
Those Jaden Smith’s tweets in game xD
Dane
July 5, 2016 at 11:09
Creepily great in context of L4D! :S
Lord Chaos
July 4, 2016 at 16:08
I read the MSSA article, read the first chunk of comments, closed the browser tab and went to get myself a very strong whiskey…
Darren Peach
July 4, 2016 at 16:12
MSSA article ?
Lord Chaos
July 4, 2016 at 16:14
This: http://www.lazygamer.net/esports/annual-mssa-vs-south-african-community-battle-way/
Darren Peach
July 4, 2016 at 16:15
Thank you.
Darren Peach
July 4, 2016 at 16:20
I often get the impression that the uptick votes I get are seriously sarcastic.
Pariah
July 4, 2016 at 16:21
Nah it’s Hammersteyn. He upvotes everyone so that he knows if he’s read a comment or not. He doesn’t want to take his meds, so we just deal with his brand of crazy.
Plus he’s a nice guy, and everyone likes an upvote. Right?
Lord Chaos
July 4, 2016 at 16:23
I’d say he had OCD, but that would mean he found a way to up-vote everyone 3 times.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
July 4, 2016 at 16:25
hmmmm….. I could create three accounts 😛
Lord Chaos
July 4, 2016 at 16:26
You say that like I don’t believe you already have. 😛
VampyreSquirrel
July 4, 2016 at 16:55
Nah, it’s CDO.
miaau
July 4, 2016 at 17:08
Ah yes, Might and Magic. I see it now.
VampyreSquirrel
July 4, 2016 at 17:14
Huh?
miaau
July 4, 2016 at 17:17
Might and magic games were made by a company called 3DO. In one of the games, poor red made it seem, for years, to a friend and myself as if it was CDO. So…… Pointless
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
July 4, 2016 at 16:24
https://media.giphy.com/media/kO2kTPOGk4vja/giphy.gif
Darren Peach
July 4, 2016 at 16:35
Whatever floats ones boat. But it does sometimes feel like people deliberately try to belittle each other in the smallest ways. Whether intentional or not.
miaau
July 4, 2016 at 17:07
weeeelll. How to better yourself
1. Better yourself
2. Lower everyone’s perceived standard and standing, thus making yourself better than you were, by virtue of comparison.
Darren Peach
July 5, 2016 at 14:14
My faith in humanity is restored. 🙂
Captain JJ off track
July 4, 2016 at 16:38
*upvotes sarcastically*
Lord Chaos
July 4, 2016 at 16:41
Don’t hurt yourself lifting.
*Never forget
Captain JJ off track
July 4, 2016 at 16:44
Damn you! Just when I thought it was safe.
Darren Peach
July 5, 2016 at 14:39
Selects Nuclear arsenal and points at you…sarcastically…
Captain JJ off track
July 6, 2016 at 10:26
XD
Captain JJ off track
July 4, 2016 at 16:38
The comments are enough proof of an unhappy community.
Pariah
July 4, 2016 at 17:22
What do you mean community? Blobs don’t have communities.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
July 4, 2016 at 16:13
Trump or Hillary….
https://media.giphy.com/media/K6oahw2DZxNV6/giphy.gif
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
July 4, 2016 at 16:18
Happy 4th of July irregardless I guess
Ottokie
July 4, 2016 at 16:18
Or for the rest of us. “Monday night”
Jac7
July 4, 2016 at 16:18
Fuck Yeah!
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
July 4, 2016 at 16:18
XD
Captain JJ off track
July 4, 2016 at 16:36
That header is awesome because: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txuWGoZF3ew
He will forever be Dillon to me 😀
Dutch Matrix
July 4, 2016 at 16:43
That pencil pushing CIA Son of a Bitch?
Captain JJ off track
July 4, 2016 at 16:44
YES!
miaau
July 4, 2016 at 17:05
Carl “Action Jackson” Weathers?
Captain JJ off track
July 5, 2016 at 07:34
Yea! He’s a legend.
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 4, 2016 at 18:30
MURICA!