I am so disoriented with today’s ION. You see, I wrote Geoff’s yesterday. I mean, it was mine, but usually Geoff writes on a Tuesday and this time I did it. Which means now I’ve used up anything interesting I was going to say, as well as all my usual fun videos. Maybe I’ll just post videos of food instead. That’s totally allowed, right?
In Other News: Pokemon GO is a killer, flooding delays game and dammit I want more Sleeping Dogs.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy eating chocolate. The virtual kind.
News
Mai Shiranui Appears in New Screenshots for Dead or Alive 5: Last Round
Here’s what the cancelled GoldenEye 007 XBLA remaster looked like
Louisiana flood damages Road Redemption dev’s homes, delays game
Sleeping Dogs Developer’s Next Game Is a 3v3 Gang Brawler Called Smash + Grab
Yorick’s rework is so good he looks actually useful now
Stuff
The Guy With The Lowest Possible Rank In Overwatch
Zelda: Majora’s Mask’s Clock Town Theme Gets The Smooth McGroove Treatment
Woman Killed By Pokémon Go Driver
Vidja
Warframe – Specters of the Rail Trailer | PS4
Total War: WARHAMMER – Grim & The Grave Official Trailer
NO MAN’S SKY (Honest Game Trailers)
Bacon Mac Attack Pretzel Bites – Handle it
The Movies
John Turturro is making a BIG LEBOWSKI spinoff and here’s the first look
Disney Showcase 2016: GOTG Vol. 2, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 5, QUEEN OF KATWE and more!
Midweek Movie Mouth-Off: I just got Netflix! What should I watch?
The greatest film of the 21st century is… MULHOLLAND DRIVE?!
The stars of Syfy’s VAN HELSING give us an overview of the upcoming vampire-slaying series
This season 2 trailer for NARCOS wants the same thing
Last Updated: August 24, 2016
Admiral Chief
August 24, 2016 at 16:01
Is that JJ?
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
August 24, 2016 at 16:15
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/04/13/article-1376448-006309D800000258-237_468x398.jpg
HvR
August 24, 2016 at 16:21
That is like the Anti-JJ, hair everywhere except the brows
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
August 24, 2016 at 16:22
Right, it’s his primate form
Sageville
August 24, 2016 at 16:22
I don’t even think that’s his final form…
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
August 24, 2016 at 16:25
XD
Ottokie
August 24, 2016 at 16:07
Wednesdays… (especially this one)
http://www.catgifpage.com/gifs/234.gif
Ottokie
August 24, 2016 at 16:09
http://www.catgifpage.com/gifs/220.gif
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 24, 2016 at 16:11
Our dog does that sometimes. He looks like a goddamn moron.
RinceThis
August 24, 2016 at 16:14
He look like that person you see in your mirror then? TEHEHEHE!
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 24, 2016 at 16:15
Isn’t that the same insult I used on you just last week? O_o
RinceThis
August 24, 2016 at 16:15
No, it’s a REFLECTION of that joke! BOOM!
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 24, 2016 at 16:16
If it was a reflection of that joke, I’d see you!
RinceThis
August 24, 2016 at 16:17
Oh stop it! You’re making me blush!
Pariah
August 24, 2016 at 16:22
They say dogs take after their owners eh. 😛
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
August 24, 2016 at 16:13
https://media.giphy.com/media/ITRVnAL8cEZs4/giphy.gif
Ottokie
August 24, 2016 at 16:18
0X000000F4
xD
Pariah
August 24, 2016 at 16:23
BEST JIFF EVAH!
Ottokie
August 24, 2016 at 16:23
*eye twitching
Pariah
August 24, 2016 at 16:24
jiff jiff jiff jiff jiff jiff jiff jiff jiff jiff jiff jiff jiff jiff jiff jiff jiff jiff jiff jiff jiff
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
August 24, 2016 at 16:25
Ow, can’t brain
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
August 24, 2016 at 16:27
https://img.ifcdn.com/images/2d51ba7707cd94e25073f092090b43fcea406599bf7b0306528b471324411da6_1.gif
Pariah
August 24, 2016 at 16:28
I call foul. There’s no blood or crossed eyes.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
August 24, 2016 at 16:30
That’s because he’s holding the knife?
Pariah
August 24, 2016 at 16:30
Close to his heart too. So kind. These jiff people are really considerate.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
August 24, 2016 at 16:31
Or inconsiderate, imagine he tried to donate blood. Not a drip
Pariah
August 24, 2016 at 16:32
AB+ anyway, only used for plasma.
Gavin Mannion
August 24, 2016 at 16:29
loool that honestly made me laugh out loud
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
August 24, 2016 at 16:30
XD
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
August 24, 2016 at 16:26
http://24.media.tumblr.com/5b8557ed697342ccc5af437d798121c6/tumblr_mmm9mbNe381rw9dz1o1_500.gif
BakedBagel
August 24, 2016 at 17:20
HOW DO YOU HAVE SO MANY GIFS?
Dresden
August 25, 2016 at 02:29
*JIF
😛
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
August 25, 2016 at 07:39
I don’t, but the internet does
Dresden
August 25, 2016 at 02:28
Puts a spin on the whole saying “cat got your tongue?” xD
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 24, 2016 at 16:12
Specters of the Rail… /tableflip
Ottokie
August 24, 2016 at 16:13
/tableflip x fooking infinity!
Ottokie
August 24, 2016 at 16:15
I just got over my rage from that this morning, and walk straight into it now. MF warframe patch
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
August 24, 2016 at 16:16
Multilayered Frame?
Ottokie
August 24, 2016 at 16:16
More like Destiframe at the moment
Pariah
August 24, 2016 at 16:23
Titania was added, so was Nekros P. 🙂
Ottokie
August 24, 2016 at 16:24
That’s not gonna fix this shyt new void system
Pariah
August 24, 2016 at 16:25
LOL.
It’s sad but true. The new star chart killed the game for me. Literally.
Ottokie
August 24, 2016 at 16:27
I can live with the irritating star chart, but the relic crap instead of void keys is gonna be the end of it if they don’t fix it.
Pariah
August 24, 2016 at 16:28
Eh, that system really didn’t bother me. I rather liked how it worked tbh. But the star chart pissed me off completely.
Ottokie
August 24, 2016 at 16:28
It almost feels like Activision has a finger in the pie somewhere right now at DE
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
August 24, 2016 at 16:24
As well as the last f**k I gave about this game 😛
RinceThis
August 24, 2016 at 16:18
Is it me or is this week taking forever?
Ottokie
August 24, 2016 at 16:19
Don’t worry 2016 is almost here
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
August 24, 2016 at 16:20
I’d rather relive 1946 than 2016
Ottokie
August 24, 2016 at 16:21
I only remember the summer of 69
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
August 24, 2016 at 16:22
For me it was the summer of friendzone
Sageville
August 24, 2016 at 16:36
Shem…. for Hammer every season in friendzone season…..
RinceThis
August 24, 2016 at 16:37
ohhhhhhhh!
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
August 24, 2016 at 16:38
I’ll save you a seat
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
August 24, 2016 at 16:37
TO THE PUB!
RinceThis
August 24, 2016 at 16:37
le sigh
Pariah
August 24, 2016 at 16:22
I HANJO!
Sageville
August 24, 2016 at 16:23
You missed the “D” and the “B”
Pariah
August 24, 2016 at 16:23
DAMMIT CARL
Sageville
August 24, 2016 at 16:34
Mind you that “I Hanjo” is probably the most epic journey of failure ever documented….
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
August 24, 2016 at 16:23
I ragequit, if I ran into people like that. I can see what he’s doing but at least make sure you have a full squad
Krabby Paddy
August 24, 2016 at 16:26
In other news …
Ottokie
August 24, 2016 at 16:27
do I need to refresh? 😛
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
August 24, 2016 at 16:28
It’s depressing
Pariah
August 24, 2016 at 16:29
Zuma did something again. In 6 hours tanked the Rand. Again.
Ottokie
August 24, 2016 at 16:30
Bloody perfect. And I was about to buy COD… o well, guess that can wait
Pariah
August 24, 2016 at 16:32
Actually no, do it now before it gets worse. It’s going to.
Ottokie
August 24, 2016 at 16:32
COD or the Rand?
Pariah
August 24, 2016 at 16:33
CoD doesn’t get worse. It gets refreshed.
Ottokie
August 24, 2016 at 16:33
Refreshed, rehashed and regurgitated 😛
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
August 24, 2016 at 16:30
Fucker probably gets paid in $$$
Krabby Paddy
August 24, 2016 at 16:37
Nah, he just needs to add another zero to the number on the “pay cheque”
Ottokie
August 24, 2016 at 16:38
“just one more onety zero”
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
August 24, 2016 at 16:38
XD
Krabby Paddy
August 24, 2016 at 16:34
Yip that R1000 Raru voucher will now buy the winner even less 😛
Pariah
August 24, 2016 at 16:34
XD
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
August 24, 2016 at 16:36
I’d buy this and have it delivered to Nkandla
http://raru.co.za/books/385162-economics-as-applied-ethics-wilfred-beckerman-paperback
BakedBagel
August 24, 2016 at 17:21
and im pretty sure it has to do with the Finance Minister. Again.
Commander Bob
August 24, 2016 at 16:29
Here we see the African monkey in his natural habitat. If we introduce walls and a child then you will see the reconstruction of the great Harambe incident of 2016.
BakedBagel
August 24, 2016 at 17:23
upvoted for harambe
Spy Master Tokashi
August 25, 2016 at 13:29
I am a bit frustrated that CA/SEGA is riding the Warhammer train in their Total War game and it looks like they are going to ride it for a very long time.
Charging extra money for more content where the initial release does not have enough units in it to begin with especially if you compare their previous Total War game releases.
This dude creates more content than CA can do and he does not charge a cent.
http://www.twcenter.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?2203-Radious-Total-War-Mod
I love this game, Total War Warhammer is SUPER AWESOME FUN but it hurts to see how CA is milking their customers with this practice ….