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In Other News – 28 April 2016

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Urgh… Mondays. They’re the absolute worst AMIRITE? We’ve got the whole week ahead of us still and URGH MONDAY I DESPISE YOU!

Except, today isn’t Monday. By the power of public holiday, we’re sitting smack in the middle of a Thursday. Why, this means tomorrow is weekend already. Praise Gaben, I love surprise days off!

In Other News: Xenoblade hits virtual console, Minecraft gets virtual, X-Men video games, and the art that shaped Final Fantasy.

Here’s all the news we didn’t post today because we thought it was Monday, but it’s actually Thursday, and oh man weekend tomorrow!

News

Nioh PS4 Demo Lets Players Choose Between Smooth Frame Rates And Better Graphics
Xenoblade hits Wii U Virtual Console today
Hyper Light Drifter gets co-op mode in beta
Minecraft Is Now Available For Samsung Gear VR
5v5 spaceship shooter Dreadnought closed beta to start this week

Stuff

The Highs and Lows of X-Men Video Games
Adding Shrek to Dark Souls III is much more fun than you’d think
Check out Rick and Morty’s pitch-perfect comic book take on The Last of Us
The Art That Shaped Final Fantasy: Thoughts From Famed Artist Yoshitaka Amano
The highs and lows of LoL’s mid season patch
Special edition Iron Man Xbox One console has Arc Reactor, Stark Industries branding

Videos

This DIY Robot Is Better Than You at iPad Games

Rokh is a brutal sounding survival game set on Mars

Salty Sunday – Big Bet Imp-losion

What’s on @ The Movies?

Why aren’t you laughing?! It’s the trailer for R-rated BATMAN: THE KILLING JOKE!
Check out Elizabeth Banks’ Rita Repulsa in action in POWER RANGERS set pics
DVD Review: Maggie
Don’t answer your phone after this first trailer for Stephen King’s CELL
DVD Review: Grandma
CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR succeeds where BATMAN V SUPERMAN fails

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Last Updated: April 28, 2016

68 Comments

  1. Having to come into work tomorrow is like
    http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aBYM4YQ_460sa.gif

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    • Raptor Rants

      April 28, 2016 at 16:05

      at least it’s just ahead of the long weekend

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      • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

        April 28, 2016 at 16:21

        Yup, my colleague took leave today and tomorrow so it’s an extra long one for him

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        • RinceThis

          April 28, 2016 at 16:23

          cleaver bastard

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          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 28, 2016 at 16:25

            He didn’t even tell me, so devious

          • RinceThis

            April 28, 2016 at 16:27

            I wouldn’t tell you. tehehehe

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 28, 2016 at 16:28

            Hahahaha, I wouldn’t either

          • RinceThis

            April 28, 2016 at 16:28

            You wouldn’t tell yourself? Damn bro, you even self opinion? hehe

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 28, 2016 at 16:29

            With the amount of days leave I have it seems to be exactly what I’m doing

          • RinceThis

            April 28, 2016 at 16:30

            Well, you’ll just be MADE to play MP if you have time off anyway…

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 28, 2016 at 16:31

            But I love MP

          • RinceThis

            April 28, 2016 at 16:31

            Margaret… Patcher? 0_O

          • VampyreSquirrel

            April 28, 2016 at 16:40

            clever*

    • Pariah

      April 28, 2016 at 16:06

      Love the way the heels bend over the head, preparing for maximum implied face-floor LOL!!!!!!!!

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    • Ottokie

      April 28, 2016 at 16:08

      See, this is why humans were designed to be firmly on the ground.

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      • Pariah

        April 28, 2016 at 16:09

        No no no. SOME humans. Some of us have co-ordination. Or common sense. One of those two.

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    • hairyknees

      April 28, 2016 at 16:20

      LOL

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    • HairyEwok

      April 28, 2016 at 16:21

      I know who needs to do a sports segment…. Ozzy man reviews, just imagine that…. And here comes the sheela with great momentum followed by a well deserved face plant right on the kisser.

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    • Pariah

      April 28, 2016 at 16:37

      And thus it was with a satisfying “thud” that Martha met with her early exit from the gymnastics team. The spring board breathed a heavy sigh of relief as it moved back into place.

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      • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

        April 28, 2016 at 16:44

        An enormous lifted of it’s shoulders

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        • Pariah

          April 28, 2016 at 16:53

          I upvoted you, but I’m not sure what you said. It LOOKS like English, but I can’t really tell. Do you have the cipher?

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          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 29, 2016 at 07:40

            Yes, but only I can use it. It’s called edit 😛

    • HvR

      April 28, 2016 at 16:53

      That is what happen in this new PC world of ours when the chunky less gymnastically inclined kids believe the big lie “that you can do anything you put your mind to it “

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      • Pariah

        April 28, 2016 at 16:55

        “Don’t worry love, there’s always a career in advertising for you.”

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    • Admiral Chief in New York

      April 29, 2016 at 07:05

      Acrobat crashed…

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      • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

        April 29, 2016 at 07:40

        Winner!

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  2. Francois Knoetze

    April 28, 2016 at 16:05

    I am going bonkers about this Xbox
    this deserves to be in “other news”

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    • hairyknees

      April 28, 2016 at 16:20

      It is 😛

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    • hairyknees

      April 28, 2016 at 16:21

      (Seriously, it’s under ‘Stuff’)

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      • Pariah

        April 28, 2016 at 16:21

        It amazes me how nobody reads that section. O_o

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      • VampyreSquirrel

        April 28, 2016 at 16:54

        I don’t read “Stuff”.

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      • Francois Knoetze

        April 28, 2016 at 16:55

        face palm …

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        • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

          April 29, 2016 at 07:39

          It’s okay, very few people read @hairyknees:disqus articles 😛

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          • Admiral Chief in New York

            April 29, 2016 at 07:40

            …only to troll him to review scary games

    • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

      April 28, 2016 at 16:22

      O_______o so purdy

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    • Pariah

      April 28, 2016 at 16:25

      In the end, probably weighs less than the Iron Man suit though.

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      • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

        April 28, 2016 at 16:25

        XD

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        • Pariah

          April 28, 2016 at 16:26

          Probably.

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      • HairyEwok

        April 28, 2016 at 16:45

        I’m sure if you stand in front of your TV and yell Xbox on it’ll turn into a ironman suit that you get into.

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      • Francois Knoetze

        April 28, 2016 at 16:57

        I do 3 at least 3 sets of bench presses with my Bone in the mornings anyway…ok why does that sound ridiculously dirty in my head now

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  3. HairyEwok

    April 28, 2016 at 16:10

    Here come all the Matt Damon comments on the Mars inspired game XD

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    • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

      April 28, 2016 at 16:26

      Ben Affleck is such a cool Batman 😛

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      • Pariah

        April 28, 2016 at 16:26

        Is that because the movie got an icy reception, or?

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        • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

          April 28, 2016 at 16:27

          No, it’s because it left Bale fans red faced, red like Mars where Matt Damon was stranded

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          • Pariah

            April 28, 2016 at 16:30

            How can anyone be a fan of bale? It just sits there. I mean, that’s assuming you’re not a horse.

            http://www.disposableheroes.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/A-bale-of-hay-008.jpg

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 28, 2016 at 16:30

            O_o fortunately I didn’t use his first name

          • RinceThis

            April 28, 2016 at 16:31

            ohhhhh

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 28, 2016 at 16:46

            People might’ve been cross at the replies

          • Pariah

            April 28, 2016 at 16:52

            Not a burden most would be able to bear, to be honest.

          • Pariah

            April 28, 2016 at 16:31

            XD

      • Sageville

        April 28, 2016 at 16:27

        DO YOU WANT COMMENTS? CAUSE THAT’S HOW YOU GET COMMENTS!

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      • RinceThis

        April 28, 2016 at 16:27

        He bloody well is! *sits back

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    • RinceThis

      April 28, 2016 at 16:26

      MATT DAMON!

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  4. Dresden

    April 28, 2016 at 16:30

    • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

      April 28, 2016 at 16:30

      He’s like, no teeth?

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    • Pariah

      April 28, 2016 at 16:31

      I wonder what their safe word is…

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      • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

        April 28, 2016 at 16:32

        I think they just tap out

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        • Pariah

          April 28, 2016 at 16:33

          Doesn’t look like he wants to though. Thought about it, but was like “nah wait, this is cool”

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        • HvR

          April 28, 2016 at 16:42

          But not sure if he istrying to tap out or press his head down.

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          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 29, 2016 at 08:20

            haha

    • HairyEwok

      April 28, 2016 at 16:49

      I’m more concerned that there were illegal assault weapons at a house party. Drunken kids with assault weapons is no joke… Just ask the US schools.

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  5. HairyEwok

    April 28, 2016 at 16:42

    Nioh… on the PS4 Neo

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