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The next hero coming to Battleborn is a snake named Pendles

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Sheesh, Gearbox don’t waste time, do they? Just yesterday, they released a brand new hero for Battleborn (a waterbender called Alani), and now, they’re already teasing the next. He’s a snake named Pendles, and he looks sssssssssimply fabuloussssssssssss…

Hailing from the water world of Akopos, and pals with Alani, Pendles is a cold-blooded killer. No, literally. This anthropomorphized reptile will ssssneak up on you, poison you, perforate you with dual kamas then – poof – disappear without leaving a trace. Oh, yeah, and he wears a dope pair of sneakers.  Get it? “Ssssneaky”?!? Wears sneakers?!? (Fine…fine.) This Rogue’s rogue may be a cold-blooded assassin-for-hire, but Ghalt felt was safer to have him on the team, than not.

Pendles

Pendles instantly reminded me of a great joke I once heard. Want to hear it? Of course you do! What did the snake say when it slithered into a rock? JATHITH!

Come on, that’s comedy gold! Anyhow, though Pendles is being teased now already, according to Gearbox, he won’t be out for a little while. He’s only coming to the shooter in the next couple of months, and will be free to all season pass holders.

Alternately, if you’re extra tight-fisted with your Randelas, start saving in-game credits now. You’ll need a whopping 47,500 stored up in the bank if you want access to the sneaky snake when he launches.

Based on his bio, it’s pretty obvious that Pendles is going to be an assassssssssin of sortssssss. I presume he’ll have some sort of cloak ability, accompanied by a damage over time spell or two. Then again, based on that very crude weapon of his (omg look at his arm, it’s creeeepy), maybe he’ll be a warrior that klaps people real good!

Whatever the case, he looks like an interesting character. He’ll fit into the Battleborn cast just fine!

Last Updated: May 26, 2016

26 Comments

  1. Ekans? Is that you!?

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    • Ottokie

      May 26, 2016 at 11:12

      Read Ekans backwards

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      • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

        May 26, 2016 at 11:12

        snakE?

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      • VampyreSquirrel

        May 26, 2016 at 11:13

        I noticed that when I was like 14 man.

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        • Ottokie

          May 26, 2016 at 11:15

          I was slow as a kid…

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          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            May 26, 2016 at 11:17

            That’s just asking for trouble.

          • Ottokie

            May 26, 2016 at 11:18

            Make it double!

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            May 26, 2016 at 11:27

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            May 26, 2016 at 11:18

            Spent your childhood like?

          • VampyreSquirrel

            May 26, 2016 at 11:30

            As a kid??? 😛

          • Ottokie

            May 26, 2016 at 11:31

            I still can’t run fast, even now

          • VampyreSquirrel

            May 26, 2016 at 11:40

            That why you got the MTB?

          • Ottokie

            May 26, 2016 at 11:43

            nope…i got fat

          • VampyreSquirrel

            May 26, 2016 at 11:53

            Poor MTB 😛

          • Ottokie

            May 26, 2016 at 11:54

            7 months later, not anymore 😛

  2. Ottokie

    May 26, 2016 at 11:11

    “Pendles instantly reminded me of a great joke I once heard. Want to hear it? Of course you do! What did the snake say when it slithered into a rock? JATHITH!”

    You are excused for this bad joke due to it being your Bday 😛

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    • Original Heretic

      May 26, 2016 at 11:28

      It’s Matt’s b-day? Happy b-day, man!

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  3. Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

    May 26, 2016 at 11:13

    A favourite among toxic players I’m sure

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    • Kromas GG

      May 26, 2016 at 11:34

      So a faveroute for all moba players then. 😛

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  4. Alien Emperor Trevor

    May 26, 2016 at 11:13

    Hey Matty, is he a solid addition to the cast?

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    • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

      May 26, 2016 at 11:13

      XD

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      • hairyknees

        May 26, 2016 at 21:54

        HE IS

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        • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

          May 27, 2016 at 07:54

          Solid Snake…

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    • hairyknees

      May 26, 2016 at 23:04

      YES

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  5. oVg 4/10 Whippersnapper Post

    May 26, 2016 at 13:03

    Her pose is sexist

    4/10

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  6. Strawman Jim

    May 27, 2016 at 12:25

    That snake is wearing tekkies! You’re doing great work Gearbox. Keep them coming!

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