Play MS-DOS porn games (and cool classics) for free

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I remember the days of MS-DOS games. I think I had the original Carmen Sandiego game for our DOS computer, and it was the in the before times of the internet so I actually had to use the world atlas to look up strange currencies and figure out where the bad guy went. Little did I know there were porn games back then.

The Internet Archive has dumped about 2 400 MS-DOS games into an easy to navigate repository (thanks Gizmodo). Some of these are absolute classics. Here’s just a taste of some of the favorite games on the list.

  • The Oregon Trail
  • Dune 2 – The Building of a Dynasty
  • Leisure Suit Larry 1
  • Tyrian
  • Scorched Earth
  • Disney’s Duck Tales
  • Centurion – Defender of Rome
  • Lemmings 2 – The Tribes
  • Carnage

All these games can be played in your browser and contain a maximum level of nostalgia. However, these aren’t the only games in the repository. There’s also a text-based game with a fully explanatory title, Softporn 2. A non-text-based game with a similarly descriptive title is SeXoniX. Who knew that there were porn games for MS-DOS? I guess I was too young at the time, but I still find it hilarious. Just be careful which titles you choose to play at work.

Which games triggered your nostalgia meter? Are you busy playing some Indiana Jones now or possibly even Street Fighter II? I love that they can all run in my browser, although I think my productivity just dropped to nothing.

Last Updated: January 7, 2015

Zoe Hawkins

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