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South Park: The Stick of Truth achievements

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discovering phase 2 would be quite an achievement

I’ve been a fan of South Park since the first season aired on Comedy Central. Wow, that show has changed a lot over the years, but I still enjoy the raw, edgy, controversial and current nature of their content. The Stick of Truth promises to be the same – and now we can check out the achievement list! (NB: Achievements often contain spoilers, so don’t go for the jump if you’re avoiding any and all hints at game content)

Apart from the usual secret achievements, here is the full list:

  • New Kid On The Block: Join the KKK
  • First Day in South Park: Spend one day in South Park.
  • Gingivitis: Let Gingers bite you 3 times without blocking.
  • Day Walker: Defeat the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
  • Made This for You: Fling a turd that you created at an enemy in combat.
  • Are We Cool?: Find Jesus while playing as a Jew.
  • Parkeologist: Open all garages in South Park.
  • For the Hoarder: Sell nothing the entire game.
  • Truth to Power: Fart on the Mayor, Father Maxi, Principal Vic, & Prime Minister.
  • Irritable Bowels: Shit your pants during a boss battle.
  • Dog Whistle: Fart on a canine enemy while in Gnome form.
  • Dragon Wrath: Hit 3 enemies with a single fart outside of combat.
  • Just Saying Hi: Fart on each available buddy in the game.
  • Re-Buttal: Interrupt 5 channel attacks with a fart.
  • Heisenberg: Defeat the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and the bald cap.
  • Shutout: Successfully block every enemy attack in a single, non-tutorial battle.
  • Stay Down: Fart on 10 enemies in the world when they’re knocked out.
  • Avenger: Defeat at least 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy is unconscious.
  • No Child Left Behind: Complete the game without ever ending a combat with a buddy knocked out.
  • Poco Chinpoko: Collect 5 Chinpokomon.
  • Chinpoko loco: Collect 15 Chinpokomon.
  • Chinpokolypse: Collect all the Chinpokomon.
  • Daddy Issues: Befriend your Dad.
  • More Popular Than Jesus: Befriend Half of South Park.
  • Junk Peddler: Sell 300 junk items.
  • Ass of Fire: Kill 20 enemies with Cartman’s ass.
  • Canadian Handshake: Fart on people 100 times
  • Animal Cruelty: Fart on animals 25 times.
  • Pulling Mud: Shit Your Pants in battle three times.
  • Shopaholic: Complete half of the available costume sets.
  • Clothes Whore: Complete all available Costume Sets.
  • Friends in Strange Places: Befriend Crab People and Underpants Gnomes.
  • Weapon Proficiency: Score 100 perfect attacks.
  • Skilled Defender: Block 100 attacks.
  • You bastards!: Have Kenny Die 10 times in battle over the course of the game.
  • Mastery: Unlock all the upgrades for one of the New Kid’s abilities.
  • Make it Rain!: Spend $500.
  • Full Arsenal: Collect all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

Wait, Crab People and Underpants Gnomes? As if I didn’t have enough reasons to be desperate for this game. It’s official, I need this in my life – March can’t come soon enough!

Last Updated: February 10, 2014


  1. Devourer of Small Bunnies

    February 10, 2014 at 13:05



  2. Umar Reborn

    February 10, 2014 at 13:07

    Heisenberg: Defeat the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and the bald cap.


  3. Alien Emperor Trevor

    February 10, 2014 at 13:25

    That’s a hell of a lot of fart & poop-related achievements.


    • Kromas

      February 10, 2014 at 13:42

      Would not be South Park if it wasn’t 😛


  4. DrKiller

    February 10, 2014 at 13:53

    I love the achievement list! So many fart achievements.. sounds perfect to me! 😀


  5. DarthofZA

    February 10, 2014 at 14:00

    When I played this for promo purposes in October, I was impressed and it quickly went to the top of my must get list. Can’t wait for it to come out!


  6. Norm

    February 10, 2014 at 15:44

    Gingivitis: Let Gingers bite you 3 times without blocking.


    • Admiral Chief in Vegas

      February 10, 2014 at 19:51



  7. Alex PsyChoPanthis

    February 11, 2014 at 09:16

    I need to play this….


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