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Damn you Disney. Damn your massive ears! If there was one game that I was looking forward to, it was Star Wars 1313. Revealed at E3 2012, the game looked pretty damn strong in the Force. And thanks to some new details being revealed, I’m even sadder than ever about the game being scrapped.

According to IGN who got to see more of the game than anyone else at E3 last year, Star Wars 1313 would have starred a younger Boba Fett, the notorious bounty hunter who was so badass, that he could stand around and do nothing and still look cool. Just don’t mention that whole desert vagina death-trap that he had to fight his way out of in Return of the Jedi.

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Set between the prequel and original trilogies, players would engage in contracts from various crime families, travelling from the desert planet Tattooine, through to the capital planet Coruscant and it’s secret underground hives of scum and villainy. Level 1313 and the even more secretive 1314 were part of the stages on offer.

Gameplay would have had an Uncharted influence, with Fett exploring the underworld while earning each and every single part of his signature armour.

Dammit, this isn’t fair. Sniff, I would have sold Geoff’s remaining organs for this game.

Last Updated: September 26, 2013

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was reviewed on PC

70 Comments

  1. Boba Fett is my all time favourite.

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    • SaintsRowLee

      September 26, 2013 at 09:06

      Mine as well. That was, until he screamed like a little girl after a blind man set his jetpack to feed him to the Sarlacc…

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      • Lara's John

        September 26, 2013 at 09:07

        I’ve been convincing myself all these years that it’s not him screaming.

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        • Hammersteyn

          September 26, 2013 at 09:08

          It was Mark Hamill

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          • SaintsRowLee

            September 26, 2013 at 09:25

            Impossible! Mark Hamill (aka Luke Skywalker) even after realizing he dabbled in a bit of incest DID NOT SO MUCH AS WINCE upon realization of this.

          • Hammersteyn

            September 26, 2013 at 09:44

            Luke Skywalker didn’t, Mark Hamill did after the realization hit him that Return of the Jedi was gonna be the highlight of his career.

          • Alex Hicks

            September 26, 2013 at 09:55

            YOU LEAVE MARK HAMILL ALONE!!!!

            (Kinda like the rest of Hollywood did …)

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 26, 2013 at 09:57

            XDXD

          • Lara's John

            September 26, 2013 at 10:07

            He had that amazing, full character role in Guyver 2.

            Just kidding. That was terrible.

          • Hammersteyn

            September 26, 2013 at 10:20

            Same with Jake Loyd. Poor kid never stood a chance. I would sue George Lucas if I was him.

          • SaintsRowLee

            September 26, 2013 at 11:19

            Oh, but he did the Joker all other Jokers aspire to, or should aspire to…

          • That Happy Twit

            September 26, 2013 at 10:34

            Then he became the voice of the Joker in the Arkham games. :/

          • Hammersteyn

            September 26, 2013 at 10:37

            A pretty good Joker I have to say.

          • That Happy Twit

            September 26, 2013 at 10:39

            Yeah he was, I didn’t even recognize his voice till I saw it in the credits! I just would not imagine him playing the part.

          • Hammersteyn

            September 26, 2013 at 10:41

            He also did the voice for the Joker in a couple of Batman animations and Tv series

          • Alex Hicks

            September 26, 2013 at 10:57

            Well, to me he’ll always be Skywalker first, Adrian Ripburger second.

        • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

          September 26, 2013 at 09:28

          It was the escaping steam from his faulty jetpack!

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        September 26, 2013 at 09:16

        It wasn’t him, it was a leaky valve on the jetpack. :/

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        • SaintsRowLee

          September 26, 2013 at 09:25

          Leaky valve or not, he still screamed like a little girl…

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        • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

          September 26, 2013 at 09:29

          Oh you said that already. Yeah! This!

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      • Sageville

        September 26, 2013 at 09:30

        He’s my favorite too.

        You know he survives the Sarlacc according to official fan fiction.

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        • Admiral Chief of Rivia

          September 26, 2013 at 09:32

          The Expanded Universe, yes he does survive. Goes on to become Mandalore later

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        • SaintsRowLee

          September 26, 2013 at 10:24

          I read that last night. But really: Would you like to play a game where the hero shrieks like a 7 year old girl every time he realizes the shit just hit the fan?

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          • Sageville

            September 26, 2013 at 11:03

            A while ago I’d have agreed, recent events have changed my mind….

            GTA V… where the hero dresses up like a 7 year old girl.

          • SaintsRowLee

            September 26, 2013 at 11:18

            Ok… But that is GTA. This is Star Wars, where incestuous relations with sisters, ewoks and Jake Loyd aside, they expect you to believe it to be serious

  2. Charles Du Plessis

    September 26, 2013 at 09:07

    This game looked so promising.

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    • UltimateNinjaPandaDudeGuy

      September 26, 2013 at 09:36

      JY’S Promising! 😛

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      • Charles Du Plessis

        September 26, 2013 at 09:42

        T_T

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  3. FoxOneZA

    September 26, 2013 at 09:07

    The game was nothing more than a glorified tech demo to attract Mickey Mouse investors.

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  4. Hammersteyn

    September 26, 2013 at 09:09

    At least Battle Front 3 is on its way, but still.

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  5. Umar Jaeger

    September 26, 2013 at 09:13

    Still the BEST song ever!!

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    • Hammersteyn

      September 26, 2013 at 09:18

      “WARNING: May cause women to become pregnant”

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      • Umar Jaeger

        September 26, 2013 at 09:32

        Google search how to avoid pregnancy, one of the warnings are to avoid anything to do with Boba, as his awesomeness may cause instant pregnancy…#fact

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        • That Happy Twit

          September 26, 2013 at 10:39

          ROFL!!!

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      • HvR

        September 26, 2013 at 10:37

        In case of accidental pregnancy:

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        • Hammersteyn

          September 26, 2013 at 10:38

          0_o that voice doesn’t belong with that beard

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    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      September 26, 2013 at 09:35

      BESTEST!

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      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        September 26, 2013 at 09:36

        Fox?

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        • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

          September 26, 2013 at 09:52

          No the video

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          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 26, 2013 at 09:55

            I thought you are fox?

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            September 26, 2013 at 10:31

            Hahaha no.

  6. Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    September 26, 2013 at 09:18

    Oh great. Now my day just got bad. Thanx a lot Brenda. Thanx a lot. Sad panda is now ultra sad :'(

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  7. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    September 26, 2013 at 09:20

    Take a hard look at those pictures people, those are pictures of torture! They are TORTURING US WITH THEM!!!

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    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      September 26, 2013 at 09:31

      I know right. It’s terrible man!

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    • Lara's John

      September 26, 2013 at 09:35

      Heartbreaking

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  8. Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    September 26, 2013 at 09:33

    Can’t we petition them? Petitions worked for doing things such as changing the endings of ME3 and the like right? Can’t we get it right to get them to make this? :'(

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    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      September 26, 2013 at 09:34

      I’d quality test this FOR FREE.

      Come one dudes, HEAR OUR VOICES!!!!!

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      • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

        September 26, 2013 at 09:35

        RAWWWR!!!

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  9. Sageville

    September 26, 2013 at 09:35

    Man, I was so gutted when I heard this was being canned!

    It appears our universe is not capable of producing a new good Star Wars game, even with so much demand..

    WHY UNIVERSE!

    WHY!!!

    KAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHNNNNN!

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    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      September 26, 2013 at 09:36

      I’m sure, in a parallel universe there is one that has only good Star Wars games.

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    • Weerwolf

      September 26, 2013 at 09:36

      Kotor 1 & 2

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      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        September 26, 2013 at 09:36

        yeah man, just make kotor 3 dammit!

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      • Sageville

        September 26, 2013 at 09:37

        Agreed, so I added “new”

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  10. UltimateNinjaPandaDudeGuy

    September 26, 2013 at 09:36

    I am not THAT much of a Star Wars fan, but I would have loved to play this! sadz

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  11. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    September 26, 2013 at 09:37

    I just want a proper SW game, that plays like Kotor1/2 or Jedi Knight 2/3

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    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      September 26, 2013 at 09:53

      Then go play Kotor 1/2 and JK 2/3 😛

      But on a serious note. Yes please. I could do with a new one of those. Or that plays like Republic Commando

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      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        September 26, 2013 at 09:54

        There would have been a new one called Imperial Commando, that also got shit-canned

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        • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

          September 26, 2013 at 10:31

          Stop destroying my day!

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          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 26, 2013 at 10:33

            And TFU3 also got shit canned coz they cocked up TFU2

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            September 26, 2013 at 10:37

            Stop it! Stop it! Not listening!

          • Hammersteyn

            September 26, 2013 at 10:39

            I bet they had a dozen Star Wars movies lined up after return of the Jedi that, like the games, never got made.

      • Sageville

        September 26, 2013 at 10:12

        I want Space Flight like Freelancer/X-wing game types and then Land on planets/stations with gameplay like today’s new shooters, with scale like GTA V.

        Game Developers…. Make it so!

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  12. Martin du preez

    September 26, 2013 at 09:47

    Darryn,why do you want me to start my day off mad? Stupid Micky Mouse ruining this potential awesome game.

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    • TiMsTeR1033

      September 26, 2013 at 09:52

      Mickey isn’t what you think he is!

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      • Martin du preez

        September 26, 2013 at 09:58

        Agreed..

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  13. Ultimo_Cleric N7

    September 26, 2013 at 10:27

    Sad Ultimo is sad.
    Disney…..you are kak.

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  14. That Happy Twit

    September 26, 2013 at 10:28

    Those concept art pieces are awesome! :<

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  15. Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

    September 26, 2013 at 10:31

    As if my week could not have gotten any worse… And now you had to remind us!!!

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  16. Rock789

    September 26, 2013 at 10:54

    What?! Ag nee man! Now life’s not worth living… 🙁 That woulda been one seriously shweet game! Disney – what have you done?!

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  17. Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

    September 26, 2013 at 12:55

    I read somewhere that Disney were planning a whole bunch of origin movies as spin-offs…

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