Numbers. Numbers no jutsu. All the ninja. That’s been a core part of the Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm games for quite some time, as I imagine that years ago one of the bosses drunkenly demanded that every single shinobi possible be included in that franchise with every new release, presumably after getting completely smashed on some good whisky. Hell, it’s what I do regularly whenever I get a miniscule taste of power. So thanks to those decisions, there’ll be even more characters popping up in the next Naruto game. And technically, they’re a trio of lethal tweens.
That’s according to the latest scan from Jump Magazine (via Gematsu), which revealed that the younger versions of Obito Uchiha, Kakashi Hatake and for the first time in the series Rin Nohara will be available to use in the game. Here’s the scan, which features emojis that are more excitable than an un-medicated Eddy Eksteen on Telly Fun Quiz-no jutsu:
As for attacks and all that, I’m not expecting too much from Rin. In the original manga, she was a medical ninja, whose surgery skills helped jack-sh** after she was captured. Still, that’s better than my internet ninja skills, which include celebrity-porn-search-no-jutsu and lolkitty-no-jutsu attacks. The game is out later this year on newer, better, more chop ninjutsuey platforms. And PC. And it looks visually like somebody has just used one hell of a balls-trippingly groovy genjutsu on my brain and visual reception centers.
Last Updated: April 17, 2015
April 17, 2015 at 12:03
Will they not stop?!