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Test your Witcher knowledge before the game is released

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The team here is extremely excited about The Witcher 3 with Alessandro having already placed his pre-order for the CE edition of the game and chomping at the bit to get his hands on that review code.

The rest of us mere mortals are going to wait until the 19th before getting our hands on this hotly-anticipated title.Β But to tide us over we can always continue to read Witcher articles and watch videos and now thanks to our friends at Apester we’ve even got a cool little video quiz for you to try out.

I managed to get 5/7 on my first shot but that was with the sound off so I expect you all to do better.

Let us know in the comments if you like the idea of this and obviously what you got.

And while you are thinking about The Witcher 3 make sure you head over to the Megarom competition to enter to win a customised Xbox One and a copy of The Witcher 3.

Last Updated: May 6, 2015

88 Comments

  1. Admiral Chief

    May 6, 2015 at 13:03

    7/7 JISSSSS

    Reply

  2. Admiral Chief

    May 6, 2015 at 13:04

    I like this video poll thingamajigg

    Reply

  3. Blood Emperor Trevor

    May 6, 2015 at 13:11

    BOOM! 7/7.

    It’s like the whole world is mocking poor Llew.

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief

      May 6, 2015 at 13:17

      Bwahahahaha

      Reply

    • RinceThis

      May 6, 2015 at 13:20

      You are nothing but a big bully! Also, BWAHAHA! I mean, cough…

      Reply

      • Blood Emperor Trevor

        May 6, 2015 at 13:22

        Are you calling me fat? πŸ™

        Reply

        • RinceThis

          May 6, 2015 at 13:23

          No, I leave that to Umar…

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief

            May 6, 2015 at 13:26

            Is Umar fat?

          • SargonTheBatpandaOfTI5

            May 6, 2015 at 13:27

            Nope. Just big boned.

          • Hammersteyn

            May 6, 2015 at 13:28

            Are you fat?

          • SargonTheBatpandaOfTI5

            May 6, 2015 at 13:29

            Jeeeeeez. Buy me a beer first before we start to get all personal.

          • RinceThis

            May 6, 2015 at 13:30

            lol

          • RinceThis

            May 6, 2015 at 13:29

            No, he just likes calling Trev fat XD

          • Blood Emperor Trevor

            May 6, 2015 at 13:31

            Earlier he called me an epic JRPG boss. πŸ™

          • RinceThis

            May 6, 2015 at 13:36

            The swine! He goes too far!

          • Admiral Chief

            May 6, 2015 at 13:37

            So he is fat? (Swine reference?)

          • RinceThis

            May 6, 2015 at 13:40

            No idea, never meet him πŸ™‚ Every time he is invited out he is washing his hair… Or something…

          • Admiral Chief

            May 6, 2015 at 13:42

            He is washing his something? I thought he was a dude?

          • RinceThis

            May 6, 2015 at 13:46

            I was also told you should wash it more than once a year 0_O

          • Admiral Chief

            May 6, 2015 at 13:47

            I should wash his something? Agneesiesman

          • Blood Emperor Trevor

            May 6, 2015 at 13:47

            I’m surprised anyone could get close enough to tell you.

          • RinceThis

            May 6, 2015 at 13:48

            Not just ANYONE…

  4. Brady miaau

    May 6, 2015 at 13:15

    Sound did not help me. But I got 7/7, so I view this as easy.

    I think some more hardcore questions were missed.

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      May 6, 2015 at 13:19

      Yeah, I guessed most of them.

      Reply

  5. Hammersteyn

    May 6, 2015 at 13:19

    6/7

    Reply

  6. Capt. Bob of the Blood Ravens

    May 6, 2015 at 13:19

    Also joined the 7/7 ranks. So looking forward to this game. I generally don’t wish my life away but I wouldn’t mind if the next 13 days suddenly disappeared.

    Reply

    • SargonTheBatpandaOfTI5

      May 6, 2015 at 13:24

      My feelings. Exactly.

      Reply

  7. RinceThis

    May 6, 2015 at 13:20

    That video just made me so hot… 0_O

    Reply

    • Capt. Bob of the Blood Ravens

      May 6, 2015 at 13:20

      Did you stand too close to the igni sign?

      Reply

      • RinceThis

        May 6, 2015 at 13:21

        Um… Yes!

        Reply

        • Capt. Bob of the Blood Ravens

          May 6, 2015 at 13:23

          Then quickly cast quen and maybe drink a potion. After that, hope the flames go out πŸ™‚

          Reply

      • Admiral Chief

        May 6, 2015 at 13:21

        He was born too close to igni

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        • Matthew Holliday

          May 6, 2015 at 13:22

          i thought he was hit in the head by the sign of aard instead.
          a concussion would explain alot.

          Reply

          • RinceThis

            May 6, 2015 at 13:23

            Watch it, I’m well AARD!

    • Hammersteyn

      May 6, 2015 at 13:21

      The white wolf likes his red heads.

      Reply

      • Blood Emperor Trevor

        May 6, 2015 at 14:47

        What? Like RinceTriss?

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          May 6, 2015 at 15:09

          ^This

          Reply

  8. Admiral Chief

    May 6, 2015 at 13:21

    I’m thinking of kicking off W2 again just to kill the time

    Reply

  9. SargonTheBatpandaOfTI5

    May 6, 2015 at 13:23

    Wait. What is The Witcher 3?!

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      May 6, 2015 at 13:24

      A DRM heavy game with tons of DLC and Microtransactions?

      Reply

      • SargonTheBatpandaOfTI5

        May 6, 2015 at 13:24

        So it’s made by Volvo then?

        Reply

      • Matthew Holliday

        May 6, 2015 at 13:27

        support DRM.
        Witcher 3 is coming.

        Reply

        • SargonTheBatpandaOfTI5

          May 6, 2015 at 13:28

          I feel like it just isn’t the same without the self proclaimed “Anti-DRM” bot here.

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief

            May 6, 2015 at 13:33

            Well, his ban is lifted, he can return any time

          • SargonTheBatpandaOfTI5

            May 6, 2015 at 13:34

            You really only know what you’ve lost once it’s gone, hey?

          • Admiral Chief

            May 6, 2015 at 13:36

            I don’t miss me being single, at all

          • Matthew Holliday

            May 6, 2015 at 13:37

            that hit me right in the feels.

          • Admiral Chief

            May 6, 2015 at 13:37

            Why?

          • Matthew Holliday

            May 6, 2015 at 13:33

            i always look for him.

            it just isnt the same without him posting that picture of geralt with aviators on.

      • Skoobaz

        May 6, 2015 at 13:47

        Yes, ask that chap Ryanza about that

        Reply

      • RinceThis

        May 6, 2015 at 13:47

        Tehehe

        Reply

  10. Matthew Holliday

    May 6, 2015 at 13:24

    Sandy getting early access?
    LAN at Sandys house, i’ll bring the popcorn.

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    • SargonTheBatpandaOfTI5

      May 6, 2015 at 13:26

      I will literally just watch him play.

      Which is kinda creepy.

      But also okay.

      Because the Batpanda is a good panda. And has recently eaten enough criminals that Sandy will be safe. Or at least until he dies in the prologue. Then he is just ganna have to move on over and let the pros take over!

      Reply

      • Matthew Holliday

        May 6, 2015 at 13:26

        Im a terrible backseat driver, not sure he could handle the running commentary.

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        • SargonTheBatpandaOfTI5

          May 6, 2015 at 13:27

          “OMG! THAT ISN’T EVEN A HUMAN! WHY ARE YOU USING THE STEEL SWORD?! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE PLAYING?! SKYRIM!?”

          Like that? πŸ˜›

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          • Matthew Holliday

            May 6, 2015 at 13:30

            more like “whats that over there? go look for me please”
            “dude, dont you want to go stand on that hill over there thats so far out of your way, so we can look at the view?”
            “go left sandy, go left, GO LEFT, WTF MAN JUST GO LEFT”
            “parry, parry, strike, circle around him, come on dude, move, how did that hit you?”

          • SargonTheBatpandaOfTI5

            May 6, 2015 at 13:32

            I would watch this. πŸ˜€

          • Matthew Holliday

            May 6, 2015 at 13:34

            i would make a great master of ceremonies, we’d all be going “ooh” and “aah” over the masterfull cinematic experience id be guiding us through.
            well, everyone except sandy.

          • SargonTheBatpandaOfTI5

            May 6, 2015 at 13:35

            ^ This! Lol.

          • Hammersteyn

            May 6, 2015 at 13:35

            But it has to be played on PS4 right?
            *Runs

          • Matthew Holliday

            May 6, 2015 at 13:35

            id settle for nothing less than 60fps @ 4k.

          • Blood Emperor Trevor

            May 6, 2015 at 13:32

            FFS, LET ME DO IT!

  11. Hammersteyn

    May 6, 2015 at 13:25

    • SargonTheBatpandaOfTI5

      May 6, 2015 at 13:26

      This is terrible. πŸ˜›

      Reply

    • Blood Emperor Trevor

      May 6, 2015 at 13:28

      He’s getting 50 shades of silver alright.

      Reply

    • RinceThis

      May 6, 2015 at 13:35

      I… I… Wow… Avo?!

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        May 6, 2015 at 13:36

        Hopefully I make him proud.

        Reply

    • Admiral Chief

      May 6, 2015 at 13:37

      DEMOTED TO PRIVATE!

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        May 6, 2015 at 13:43

        Damn, I’ll never make Major at the rate this is going.

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief

          May 6, 2015 at 13:44

          Well, for every 1000 upvotes you can gain a rank (PS2 style!)

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            May 6, 2015 at 13:44

            hahaha, I should be close to being a rank under you then

          • RinceThis

            May 6, 2015 at 13:47

            0_O

          • Admiral Chief

            May 6, 2015 at 13:48

            Well, there is Private, then PFC, then PFC rank 1, PFC rank 2…….

          • Skoobaz

            May 6, 2015 at 13:49

            That sounded…wrong

          • RinceThis

            May 6, 2015 at 13:51

            Agreed 0_O

      • RinceThis

        May 6, 2015 at 13:47

        HAHAHAH!

        Reply

  12. Kromas,powered by windows 10.

    May 6, 2015 at 13:29

    Only question anyone should know. “Do you have the little portrait of Triss from the previous games?” win k wink nudge nudge. πŸ˜›

    Reply

  13. Futureman

    May 6, 2015 at 13:38

    3/7 but thats because i know jack shit

    Reply

  14. Leroux

    May 6, 2015 at 13:41

    I got 6/7, but only because I didn’t know there was a time limit with the first question xD

    Reply

  15. Admiral Chief

    May 6, 2015 at 13:54

    • Krabby Paddy

      May 6, 2015 at 14:05

      Damn and here I was thinking that I’ll resist upgrading my GTX660 and accept that I’ll just play The Witcher 3 on low settings. Then you go and post this link!! Must say the GTX 970 deal looks even sweeter now … Pity … Wallet still says “NO!!”

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief

        May 6, 2015 at 14:29

        Aye, if I was silly enough to buy team green, and did not already have W3, I would have considered

        Reply

        • Krabby Paddy

          May 6, 2015 at 14:39

          We can’t all be perfect … Sigh.

          Reply

    • Brady miaau

      May 6, 2015 at 15:40

      How does it plug into my console and where do I get drivers for it?

      Sigh. They choose two very, very big release titles. Good offer

      Reply

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