Thanks to the lovely folks at Ubisoft, we have a one copy of the deluxe edition of the whimsical and beautiful Child of Light to give away to one poetic reader. Instead of the usual random.org draw, we opted instead – in the very spirit of the game – to have deliver your most apropos rhyming couplets for the prize. Here’s who won.
Not just for tenacity and perseverance, we’ve collectively decided the prize should go to Nicole, whose entries weren’t just rhymes, but perfectly matched the tone of the ones in the game.
Worth a mention, though not actually today’s winner is derp, who possessed the same tenacity, and made us giggle a bit, but didn’t quite make us feel like children. Or something.
For the rest of you?
To those who have entered, not winning it sucks
But I urge you to buy it – it’s worth fifteen bucks.
Last Updated: May 13, 2014
RinceBroken
May 13, 2014 at 15:03
Well done!
Unavengedavo
May 13, 2014 at 15:05
The comment section did go off topic. But at least it rhymed a bit
RinceBroken
May 13, 2014 at 15:06
Your grapefruit is off topic!
HvR - THE Average GAmer
May 13, 2014 at 15:08
Careful Rince or we might be shown a video of a grapefruit on someone’s topic.
RinceBroken
May 13, 2014 at 15:30
Hahaha! I’ve already seen it. Almost spat my coffee out over my laptop and then could’t stop laughing for 10 minutes. Damn you Zoe!
VampyreSquirrel
May 13, 2014 at 15:08
We went off topic beyond the original comment, so that was fine 😛
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 13, 2014 at 15:09
Yes, please try to keep things on-topic guys. It’s very distracting otherwise.
HvR - THE Average GAmer
May 13, 2014 at 15:10
LOL
VampyreSquirrel
May 13, 2014 at 15:11
Lol! Since when do we actually stay on topic?
Admiral Chief in Space
May 13, 2014 at 15:23
CHEEEEEEESE
VampyreSquirrel
May 13, 2014 at 15:28
no! BAAAACCCCOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!
HvR - THE Average GAmer
May 13, 2014 at 15:30
Spacey’s back back again
Admiral Chief in Space
May 13, 2014 at 15:31
Mmmmmmm, bacon
VampyreSquirrel
May 13, 2014 at 15:37
Yeah, I really enjoy the milkshakes from that place…
VampyreSquirrel
May 13, 2014 at 15:07
Congrats!
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 13, 2014 at 15:07
Congrats Nicole!
Hammersteyn
May 13, 2014 at 15:09
congrats Nicole, fortunately this game isn’t expensive at all so anyone can enjoy it 🙂
RinceBroken
May 13, 2014 at 15:12
Way to belittle her win *RUNS BWAHAHAHAHA
VampyreSquirrel
May 13, 2014 at 15:10
Wow! That was a lot of entries by Nicole O.o
Edit: Profile has 27 comments in total… they were all on the competition page.
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 13, 2014 at 15:13
It seems clear she was determined to achieve her goal.
RinceBroken
May 13, 2014 at 15:14
Is that your professional opinion?
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 13, 2014 at 15:16
Quiet you silly little minion.
RinceBroken
May 13, 2014 at 15:17
I was merely trying to ascertain your opinion as it wasn’t very clear.
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 13, 2014 at 15:19
I’ll concede that at times understanding my opinions can be as difficult as wrangling a wild steer.
VampyreSquirrel
May 13, 2014 at 15:19
You can seriously stop rhyming now
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 13, 2014 at 15:24
I’m not sure I know how.
VampyreSquirrel
May 13, 2014 at 15:36
Just find a farm and milk a cow?
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 13, 2014 at 15:46
That sounds like hard work & I don’t like to wipe sweat from my brow.
VampyreSquirrel
May 13, 2014 at 15:55
Sounds like you’ll need to find yourself a woman to do the hard work.
(Need a new sound to rhyme with :P)
derp
May 13, 2014 at 15:13
Well rhymed Nicole!
RinceBroken
May 13, 2014 at 15:15
And nice try man! 🙂
derp
May 13, 2014 at 15:16
Thanks, going on Steam to buy it now
Umar Returns
May 13, 2014 at 15:27
Great rhymes from you though man
HvR - THE Average GAmer
May 13, 2014 at 15:13
Sjoe. Almost thought derp won. : P
Damn, Nicole thought up 27 rhymes none of them crap, sexual or insulting.
Congratulations.
Unavengedavo
May 13, 2014 at 15:16
Not one of us could even come up with 1 comment that wasn’t
HvR - THE Average GAmer
May 13, 2014 at 15:17
I did.
One
Which I copied from Flight of the Concords.
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 13, 2014 at 15:17
The last two are what make it really impressive lol.
derp
May 13, 2014 at 15:17
Why the conspiracy? :3
InsanityFlea
May 13, 2014 at 15:20
I’m calling the sequel now “Child of darkness”
Kensei Seraph
May 13, 2014 at 15:22
Sister of Shadow
derp
May 13, 2014 at 15:23
Teenager of twilight 😛
Kensei Seraph
May 13, 2014 at 15:23
I don’t want a game about throwing yourself off cliffs because your boyfriend leaves you.
VampyreSquirrel
May 13, 2014 at 15:29
Lol!!!
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 13, 2014 at 15:31
Wasn’t that the story behind Lemmings?
Admiral Chief in Space
May 13, 2014 at 15:34
Now that game needs a remake!
HvR - THE Average GAmer
May 13, 2014 at 15:35
No Lemmings could be convinced to go the other way.
Kensei Seraph
May 13, 2014 at 15:35
Pretty sure Lemmings would have had a more intelligent storyline.
HvR - THE Average GAmer
May 13, 2014 at 15:23
Seraph of Sparkle
Admiral Chief in Space
May 13, 2014 at 15:23
Hahahaha
Kensei Seraph
May 13, 2014 at 15:24
Haha.
HvR - THE Average GAmer
May 13, 2014 at 15:22
They can fit in Child of Twilight, Child of Gloom before Darkness
Kensei Seraph
May 13, 2014 at 15:22
Well it looks like I’m going to be short R300 odd at the end of the month.
derp
May 13, 2014 at 15:25
Steam has it for $15.
HvR - THE Average GAmer
May 13, 2014 at 15:25
By month end $15 will be R300
Umar Returns
May 13, 2014 at 15:25
Why so much?PS4?
Kensei Seraph
May 13, 2014 at 15:28
Deluxe Edition for PC.
I want that art book.
Umar Returns
May 13, 2014 at 15:29
My man 🙂 Yoshitaka Amano
You sir, got damn good taste
Kensei Seraph
May 13, 2014 at 15:29
Now if only it came with the soundtrack as well.
Umar Returns
May 13, 2014 at 15:31
Yeah the OST is flippen good man
Umar Returns
May 13, 2014 at 15:24
Congrats!
Kensei Seraph
May 13, 2014 at 15:25
Congrats you intelligent, rhyming, tenacious person.
You honestly deserve it and I’m a bit sad I wasn’t good enough to win it myself.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
May 13, 2014 at 15:25
Congratz!
Admiral Chief in Space
May 13, 2014 at 15:28
Good grief Torchlight is selling fast on GOG!!!!!!
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 13, 2014 at 15:29
500 copies in a couple of minutes. $1.50 is so worth it, Torchlight is cool.
Admiral Chief in Space
May 13, 2014 at 15:29
Its like watching Rince’s man-points disappear at a ladies night
HvR - THE Average GAmer
May 13, 2014 at 15:32
Admiral Chief in Space
May 13, 2014 at 15:33
Hahaha, yeah, nail on the head HvR
Kensei Seraph
May 13, 2014 at 15:34
Now that is a man very secure in his sexuality.
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 13, 2014 at 15:44
That implies he has some to start with.
Admiral Chief in Space
May 13, 2014 at 15:47
I’m referring to THAT night he threw away the last few
Kensei Seraph
May 13, 2014 at 15:36
Well time for me to go to lectures.
*Sigh*
derp
May 13, 2014 at 15:41
Going to lectures at 3:40?
That sucks 🙁
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 13, 2014 at 16:03
The joys of evening classes.