The gaming mouse that will blow you…

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…Some cold air. PC Gamers, look at yourselves, and more specifically, your hands. They’re dripping with sweat and what we hope is spilled mayonnaise, flinging fluids in every direction. No one wants to shake a clammy hand like that, and that means that your life is over, if we are to believe everything that happens in movies. Don’t you wish that you could avoid that?

Well, now you can, with this handy mouse that will keep your hands cool and dryer than a Stephen Wright punchline.

Designed by Thermaltake, the Element Gaming Mouse Cyclone comes with a detachable fan, that “blows away your gaming tension and sweat.” The fan can also be bent back to a flat position when not in use, something that will no doubt be responsible for many a fingertip being severed in the near future.


Still, at least we’ll finally have some accurate advertising, when we tell people how much the mouse actually blows.

Last Updated: June 28, 2012

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